Sep 16 2008Naked Man Walks Dog, Gets Tasered
A 40-year old virgin in Tallahassee, Florida was tasered and arrested last Friday night for walking his dog in the nude (him, the dog had a collar on). Apparently the man become belligerent and refused to obey a cops orders, which led to the zap zap action. And here comes the kicker:
When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, "Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog," (Officer) McCranie said.
Holy shit, I need his dealer's number.
Naked man walking dog Tasered by Tallahassee police [tallahassee]
Thanks to Ryan, who at least has the decency to throw on a hat before going out.
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Reader Comments
1. swomuchbetter - September 16, 2008 2:53 PM
hhaahahahahaha!! amazing
2. somuchbetter - September 16, 2008 2:54 PM
sweet.... First.
3. Enflamed - September 16, 2008 2:56 PM
I do it all the time...nothing like the freedom and walking in the nude with a dog and a jar of peanut butter.
4. pottymouth - September 16, 2008 2:57 PM
IS THAT A F***ING "WIENER" DOG???
-teehee.
5. Hairyman - September 16, 2008 3:00 PM
I wonder what Bruce Willis movie he watched? Die Hard?
Sorry, that was a bad joke.......
6. Osama - September 16, 2008 3:10 PM
perfect example of a stupid muslim... I feel sorry for the dog
7. space captain - September 16, 2008 3:12 PM
Allah Snakbar!
8. the sysop - September 16, 2008 3:15 PM
what does zomg stand for ?
9. ali - September 16, 2008 3:22 PM
it's leet speak for 'Oh my god'...i don't see why they needed to taser him...i don't think he posed an imminent threat to anyone.
10. Momboelitist - September 16, 2008 3:31 PM
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby.......
11. Jukai - September 16, 2008 3:34 PM
So... tasering him... electrocuting him... was the only way they could subdue him without hurting him.
Interesting.
12. the sysop - September 16, 2008 3:36 PM
whats a leet ?
13. Jo Mama - September 16, 2008 3:56 PM
I wonder if they PEW PEW PEW'd him til' he POO POO POO'd himself.
14. Billy Avenue - September 16, 2008 4:34 PM
#12. A Leet is a type of taco that is served at computer gaming conventions.
15. Icon - September 16, 2008 4:45 PM
Damn you 13 and your PEW PEW PEW before me.
16. Gingersnapz - September 16, 2008 5:26 PM
Know why they tasered him?
They just wanted to watch his penis bounce around because of all the electricity rushing through his nervous system.
17. guate6 - September 16, 2008 6:00 PM
#16: hahaha, funny. But seriously, I think that's why they did that.
18. ShannonMW - September 16, 2008 6:24 PM
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby.......
bitch'n
19. SlowMonkey - September 16, 2008 6:44 PM
Is he still a Virgin? I would think the Taser would fix that.,
20. Konkey Dong - September 16, 2008 7:14 PM
Ill take 3 Leets to go. And a dong shake, stirred, with a dong, not shaken.
21. Icon - September 16, 2008 7:15 PM
No uncensored pic? What the hell?
22. SlowMonkey - September 16, 2008 8:04 PM
It is still more fun in DFW.....
updated 3:16 p.m. CT, Tues., Sept. 16, 2008
FORT WORTH, Texas - A 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes, police said.
The woman was arrested Thursday afternoon at the couple's apartment, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported on its Web site.
The 21-year-old man told police that he became involved in an argument because the woman was upset that the dishes were not clean. Police Lt. Paul Henderson said the woman told the man to leave the apartment, but he refused
Henderson said the woman then tried to physically remove the man. During the ensuing struggle, the woman bit the man's right shoulder and broke a picture frame across his face, causing visible cuts, Henderson said.
The woman then grabbed an approximately 2-foot sword and swung it at him, but missed, police said.
The woman was released from a Mansfield jail after posting a $10,000 bond, jail officials said.
Henderson said the man and woman had lived together for four months.
Take that Superficial guy!
23. Holy Crap! - September 16, 2008 8:52 PM
As a Tallahassee Native, I have to say that I'm not suprised.
24. Matt - September 17, 2008 10:03 AM
I wish they would taser the guy who rollerblades in his speedos here in Amsterdam....but I guess thats more normal than naked guy in Tally....
25. puckstopper9 - September 18, 2008 8:35 AM
We're having a gas shortage here in Tallahassee so the city's encouraging people to walk more...this is what they get. Be careful what you wish for?
26. Bethany - September 22, 2008 12:01 AM
This isn't funny to me. There was no reason to harm this guy. The police abused their authority in a NON-THREATENING situation. The man is clearly ill. Tasering anyone is not the correct or only means to subdue, restrain or arrest a person. I'd like to taser that pig cop until he smells like bacon and shits his pants for being a threat to the public.
27. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 9:51 PM
I wonder what Bruce Willis movie he watched? Die Hard?
Sorry, that was a bad joke.......