Sep 19 2008More Phone Calls From Beyond The Grave

DOOD EAF you fail. If you are going to do it right you have to add

F1R5t LOSERS!!!!

then proceed with your spam. You just wasted the best 30 seconds of your life!

lol

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i can e-mail aswell.... ha ha im standing behind you

I bet they were all on his five.

Mr. Bacon, you fail. Thats right, fail. Not epic fail, because that is too good for you.

SECOND

he probably had them on speed dial and the phone was squeezed under him and so the numbers were pressed and the guy called his family!!

which would be a much more probable explanation!!

not bot i never fail, i am an AI in my owners laptop be nice or ill come to yours

or its like Serial Experiements Lain with dead people calling/emailing from inside "the Wired" after they're dead. 0.o CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!

that show was f-ed up.

IM SERIOUS ITS ME!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE AN IPHONE CHARGER??? WHAT PLUG SOCKET DO THEY USE HERE???

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

@9- WTF R U saying?

Classic- if morbid- "pocket dialing". Nothing to see here, people. Move along.

"Damn it Honey, pick up. Anyway, it's your husband. I don't think I'll be home for dinner."

@8

use your ipod charger, and learn how to not suck at doing stuff. it helps later on in life.

@Nick Bacon I don't care what you do with your life as long as it doesn't effect mine.... So unless you want GW's fans to kill off every Friggin person on the planet named "Nick Bacon" I suggest that you find a different site to bother. you BOOFER!

That is all

I'd like to add that I think the humor about ordering pizza's is really tasteless. We're talking about a real-life tragic event. People lost their lives. Family members lost their loved ones. To make a joke about stealing a dead friend's credit card is just sick, especially following this report, is just sick.

ooo, is too creepy. could it be a glitch in limbo, realtime?

I've both heard of, read about and experienced this sort of thing quite a few times...

Not too very long ago I answered a phone call from my fiance's grandfather a week after he died. It was bizarre and rather frightening, but it was clearly him. The phone was ringing with a 000-000-0000 number and I had thought "what sort of number is this?" I answered and there was a distant sounding voice on the other end telling me "give my love to (assorted people)." I actually froze up and couldn't think of a thing to say before the line went dead. My fiancee asked me who had called and I told him what I heard. We actually started joking about needing to get an unlisted number so we could avoid deceased telemarketers but we still passed along the message to the people he had named.

Then recently a dear friend of mine died and about three days later in comes another 000-000-0000 number. I was afraid to answer it after the last experience so I shouted for my old man and he grabbed the phone. This time he said it sounded like a very distant version of our friend on the other end saying "I'm okay. I'm okay." So, I have no trouble believing that these sorts of things happen, but then again I believe in ghosts. I'm sure other people will have delightful responses as to what "really happened."

My god, it's almost like... like it called people whose numbers were STORED IN HIS PHONE!!!!
Seriously, guys, it's not God. I read this report earlier and people were claiming ghosts and Jebus and whatnot. F*** your superstitions. All you're doing is giving people false hope.
And #14, don't be offended. It's just whistling in the dark. If you never laugh at the morbid stuff, you'll go insane. Sometimes things are very inappropriate, but you can't go around being offended all the time or you;ll explode. That said, thank you for not being a douche and peppering your comment with nasty threats or strings of curses. You said your piece and said it respectfully. SOMETHING SOME PEOPLE ON HERE COULD LEARN TO DO.
End rant.

It's probably all the numbers on his speed dial.

Reo:

Your phone just called me, and it said I should do you in the butt.

@14

grow some balls. or go find a PG rated blog you wuss.

@9: F***ING EPIC.

Seriously though, dead man calling relatives? His skull was probably so crushed, he no longer had the motor skills to hold a phone, let alone dial one.

1. Just because the authorities THINK he died on impact, doesn't mean he did. He probably spent his last hour on earth trying to desperately tell his family he loved them, and failed.
2.Or he did die and decided to possess his phone and be as creepy and annoying as possible for as long as possible...
I vote #2- less sad, more BBQ

I'm surprised no ones offered this explanation yet... There's atleast one (I'm sure a variety) online site where you can purchase a calling card for like 10 dollars that gives you like 15 minutes of talk time. Sounds like a pretty shit deal unless you have fun with the extras that includes, making your number come up on someone elses caller i.d. as whatever number you choose, be it 000-000-0000, 123-456-7890, the person recieving the calls' number, or hell, even the number of a guy that just died in a plane crash because youre a sick f***? You can also change your voice to sound like a woman or a man.

and clearly by plane crash i meant train crash

Wtf, I thought that picture was of lego men and a lego train, i need to cut back on the horse tranqalisers.

As a great man once said
"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!"

Truely EPIC # 9, truely Epic.

God prefers the iphone

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Has it occured to anyone he may have been alive and trying to make calls while dying?

Has it occurred to anyone that I once stuffed an entire canned ham between my buttocks, and then successfully completed a job interview?

@28 read my earlier comment you douchenozzle

I couldn't stop laughing when i saw the pizza credit card joke!!!!