Sep 17 2008Mini Kegs: Not Just For Breakfast Anymore


Etsy seller hesslerk is selling this sleek Heineken mini keg amp for $120.

My liver suffered to bring you this awesome amp, don't worry... the beer went to a good cause!

The sleek design and sound quality will blow you away! Works great for Guitar, Bass, and MP3 players. Plugs into a standard wall outlet. The amp has a power switch and volume control.

I want it. I can't even play the guitar and my MP3 player got stolen by a monkey while vacationing in Costa Rica, but I still want it. I mean, I love beer. Which explains why I woke up in jail and had to make up a lame excuse for why I showed up for work so late.

Hit the jump for one more picture.


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20-Watt Beer Sound Amplifier Makes Perfect Sense, Really [gizmodo]

Thanks to the real Emma, who was kind enough to come bail me out. I owe you one!

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Reader Comments

I don't get it. What's the point of a keg that doesn't have beer in it?

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! i mean i kinda get the point of your comment, but you kinda came across lame, who would not love such kickass little beer amps?

impress your friends by thinking you have way more beer then necessary!!

Beer and Titties. That's what makes our country so f-ing great.

If you are at work right now I challenge you. Stand up and yell 'BEER AND TITTIES MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT!!!' Trust me, you won't get fired. You'll probably get a big fat raise, you patriotic sum'bich!

Do it!!!

I might yell Beer and boobs but not the other. Lets be serious about it.

America...f*** yeah.

Say that at work and see where that gets ya.

I'm sure it sounds terrible and is fail

I just got fired. :(
Thanks a lot.

@4 - You got it wrong,

Its Titties and Beer not the other way around.

Does that label say BeerTender or BeerFender, which would make sense, being an amp and all.


It says BeerTender, and has nothing to do with any the setup. It's an advertisement from Heineken that was on there prior to making the amp.


My attempt at humour just gave you a buzz cut.


My buzz cut just notified me that your joke wasn't funny in the first place. Fail.

I know a guitar shop where you can get amps that are actually in beer cans. You can ask them to make you an amp in a can of your own choosing.


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