Sep 17 2008Mini Kegs: Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Etsy seller hesslerk is selling this sleek Heineken mini keg amp for $120.
My liver suffered to bring you this awesome amp, don't worry... the beer went to a good cause!The sleek design and sound quality will blow you away! Works great for Guitar, Bass, and MP3 players. Plugs into a standard wall outlet. The amp has a power switch and volume control.
I want it. I can't even play the guitar and my MP3 player got stolen by a monkey while vacationing in Costa Rica, but I still want it. I mean, I love beer. Which explains why I woke up in jail and had to make up a lame excuse for why I showed up for work so late.
Hit the jump for one more picture.
Etsy Product Page
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20-Watt Beer Sound Amplifier Makes Perfect Sense, Really [gizmodo]
Thanks to the real Emma, who was kind enough to come bail me out. I owe you one!
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Reader Comments
1. Jimmy - September 17, 2008 12:57 PM
I don't get it. What's the point of a keg that doesn't have beer in it?
2. ginormaganutan - September 17, 2008 1:19 PM
HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! i mean i kinda get the point of your comment, but you kinda came across lame, who would not love such kickass little beer amps?
3. Elmo - September 17, 2008 1:31 PM
impress your friends by thinking you have way more beer then necessary!!
4. Not That Guy - September 17, 2008 1:40 PM
Beer and Titties. That's what makes our country so f-ing great.
If you are at work right now I challenge you. Stand up and yell 'BEER AND TITTIES MAKE THIS COUNTRY GREAT!!!' Trust me, you won't get fired. You'll probably get a big fat raise, you patriotic sum'bich!
Do it!!!
5. Momboelitist - September 17, 2008 1:53 PM
I might yell Beer and boobs but not the other. Lets be serious about it.
6. SmokingGirl - September 17, 2008 1:58 PM
America...f*** yeah.
Say that at work and see where that gets ya.
7. whistle - September 17, 2008 3:06 PM
I'm sure it sounds terrible and is fail
8. chaosthirteen - September 17, 2008 3:52 PM
I just got fired. :(
Thanks a lot.
9. Frank Zappa - September 17, 2008 8:54 PM
@4 - You got it wrong,
Its Titties and Beer not the other way around.
http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/albums/Zappa_In_New_York/01.html
10. poprocker - September 18, 2008 10:24 AM
Does that label say BeerTender or BeerFender, which would make sense, being an amp and all.
11. Icon - September 18, 2008 11:28 AM
@10
It says BeerTender, and has nothing to do with any the setup. It's an advertisement from Heineken that was on there prior to making the amp.
12. poprocker - September 18, 2008 12:05 PM
@ll
My attempt at humour just gave you a buzz cut.
13. Icon - September 18, 2008 1:14 PM
@12
My buzz cut just notified me that your joke wasn't funny in the first place. Fail.
14. Chundermutton - March 19, 2009 1:36 PM
I know a guitar shop where you can get amps that are actually in beer cans. You can ask them to make you an amp in a can of your own choosing.
WHICH IS COOLER THAN THIS.
15. fuyuki hinata - April 15, 2009 6:33 PM
FIRST!!!