Sep 3 2008Untooned Michael Jackson
Done in the same style of untooning as Mario and Jessica Rabbit comes Michael Jackson. In celebration of his 50th birthday, Photoshoppers set out to create a non-surgically enhanced Michael Jackson. As you can see, he looks like a handsome, middle-aged black man. And not a, uh, Geisha girl.
Michael Jackson Sans Surgery [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Tyson, who only believes in one kind of facial surgery -- boobs.
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Reader Comments
1. PeterWar - September 3, 2008 10:45 AM
Geisha giiiirl lol
2. PeterWar - September 3, 2008 10:45 AM
Oh yeah, FIRST!
3. hectorv1979 - September 3, 2008 10:47 AM
OMG MICHAEL IS BLACK?
4. Ma - September 3, 2008 10:51 AM
Can you imagine having a DAD that looked like him?
(the real MJ)
5. nikky raney - September 3, 2008 10:53 AM
aw
6. Icon - September 3, 2008 10:54 AM
I'd hit it.
7. Bubbles - September 3, 2008 11:03 AM
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever win a race?!
He likes to come in a little behind!
:rimshot:
8. jared - September 3, 2008 11:05 AM
so old!!!
http://www.beerngolf.com
9. Icon - September 3, 2008 11:06 AM
What does Michael Jackson love about twenty six year olds?
There are twenty of them.
:rimjob
I mean, :rimshot
10. Icon - September 3, 2008 11:21 AM
Shameless plug for your website. -2 points.
11. Abe - September 3, 2008 11:22 AM
Incredible!
12. fdsfdsfr4d - September 3, 2008 11:22 AM
MJ looks like OJ.
13. bryce - September 3, 2008 12:13 PM
holy shit... the black 1 looks exactly like my dad
14. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 12:38 PM
I love how they can be fully differentiated by the phrasing, "the white one," or "the black one," or the "child molesting one," (if you need to reference them both.)
And we probably shouldn't be making fun of MJ... cause he's tough. He can lick any kid on the block.
15. CaptainMorgan - September 3, 2008 1:44 PM
Wow. Diana Ross on the left and who's the black dude on the right?
16. theotheraaron - September 3, 2008 2:32 PM
he looks like oj simpson
17. CreatingRevenueOnline.com - September 3, 2008 3:30 PM
Come on... now which one would you want touching your kids? The tooned version or the the version that looks like he would be asking you for money at the bus station. The later would be kinda creepy if you ask me!
18. TWITCH - September 3, 2008 6:40 PM
mmm, yeah, cuz having the plastic, effeminate, completely-out-of-touch-with-consensus-reality MJ is TOTALLY not creepy.
19. Antonio - September 3, 2008 7:12 PM
I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but #2, EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nothing person, I've just been waiting to say that.)
20. Antonio - September 3, 2008 7:13 PM
oh shit. never mind.
21. meanmo - September 3, 2008 7:13 PM
l always had the feeling it wasn't a white lady.....
22. kjhdfkjasfd - September 3, 2008 7:26 PM
Whats do Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boys underwear half off.
23. tc - September 4, 2008 2:17 AM
Thing is, Michael Jackson always was a good looking guy before facefuck.
24. dork a dork - September 11, 2008 12:07 AM
thanks god mike is white....!!!!
because if he was that black weird looking man right there... he would of been
went to jail for getting dem little boys drunk...
and fuc**ng the living daylights out of them... ^_^