Sep 3 2008Untooned Michael Jackson

Done in the same style of untooning as Mario and Jessica Rabbit comes Michael Jackson. In celebration of his 50th birthday, Photoshoppers set out to create a non-surgically enhanced Michael Jackson. As you can see, he looks like a handsome, middle-aged black man. And not a, uh, Geisha girl.
Michael Jackson Sans Surgery [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Tyson, who only believes in one kind of facial surgery -- boobs.
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Reader Comments
1. PeterWar - September 3, 2008 10:45 AM
Geisha giiiirl lol
2. PeterWar - September 3, 2008 10:45 AM
Oh yeah, FIRST!
3. hectorv1979 - September 3, 2008 10:47 AM
OMG MICHAEL IS BLACK?
4. Ma - September 3, 2008 10:51 AM
Can you imagine having a DAD that looked like him?
(the real MJ)
5. nikky raney - September 3, 2008 10:53 AM
aw
6. Icon - September 3, 2008 10:54 AM
I'd hit it.
7. Bubbles - September 3, 2008 11:03 AM
Why doesn't Michael Jackson ever win a race?!
He likes to come in a little behind!
:rimshot:
8. jared - September 3, 2008 11:05 AM
so old!!!
http://www.beerngolf.com
9. Icon - September 3, 2008 11:06 AM
What does Michael Jackson love about twenty six year olds?
There are twenty of them.
:rimjob
I mean, :rimshot
10. Icon - September 3, 2008 11:21 AM
Shameless plug for your website. -2 points.
11. Abe - September 3, 2008 11:22 AM
Incredible!
12. fdsfdsfr4d - September 3, 2008 11:22 AM
MJ looks like OJ.
13. bryce - September 3, 2008 12:13 PM
holy shit... the black 1 looks exactly like my dad
14. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 12:38 PM
I love how they can be fully differentiated by the phrasing, "the white one," or "the black one," or the "child molesting one," (if you need to reference them both.)
And we probably shouldn't be making fun of MJ... cause he's tough. He can lick any kid on the block.
15. CaptainMorgan - September 3, 2008 1:44 PM
Wow. Diana Ross on the left and who's the black dude on the right?
16. theotheraaron - September 3, 2008 2:32 PM
he looks like oj simpson
17. CreatingRevenueOnline.com - September 3, 2008 3:30 PM
Come on... now which one would you want touching your kids? The tooned version or the the version that looks like he would be asking you for money at the bus station. The later would be kinda creepy if you ask me!
18. TWITCH - September 3, 2008 6:40 PM
mmm, yeah, cuz having the plastic, effeminate, completely-out-of-touch-with-consensus-reality MJ is TOTALLY not creepy.
19. Antonio - September 3, 2008 7:12 PM
I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but #2, EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nothing person, I've just been waiting to say that.)
20. meanmo - September 3, 2008 7:13 PM
l always had the feeling it wasn't a white lady.....
21. Antonio - September 3, 2008 7:13 PM
oh shit. never mind.
22. kjhdfkjasfd - September 3, 2008 7:26 PM
Whats do Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boys underwear half off.
23. tc - September 4, 2008 2:17 AM
Thing is, Michael Jackson always was a good looking guy before facef***.
24. dork a dork - September 11, 2008 12:07 AM
thanks god mike is white....!!!!
because if he was that black weird looking man right there... he would of been
went to jail for getting dem little boys drunk...
and fuc**ng the living daylights out of them... ^_^
25. jam - February 2, 2009 5:22 PM
Personly, I think Michael looks better in the plastic surgery picture, he looks younger and freasher compared to the photoshop picture.
If he looked like the photoshop picture, he'd be an old man and wouldn't appeal to many at all.
26. Michael Jackson - May 2, 2009 4:33 PM
Hey that isn't right guy's.I am beautiful.That's why people have been taking my picture a lot since surgery.I woud not have gotten that wonderful surgery if I thought I was going to look ugly,would I?And thank you Jam,I really appreciate it.How old are you,just to ask...
27. MJFan - June 30, 2009 8:18 PM
Michael would never look like that, for one thing he wouldn't be Black, he has Vitligo, it's not from surgery!
28. florence - July 4, 2009 12:00 AM
respect him please !!!!! I love him... and he's dead now ! He was the best after Jesus !
29. Bryan!! - July 4, 2009 2:50 AM
only in America can a poor black boy become a rich white boy. dont deny it michael was a fag.... yes a fag. he played with lil boys. thats sick and wrong. he's going to go to hell. no doubt... lol sry if this offends ppl but guess what??? kiss my naturally white ass!!!
30. Michael Jackson fan - July 7, 2009 9:22 AM
Michael Jackson is not a child abuser... To those Michael Jackson haters.., THINK FIRST BEFORE YOU SPEAK AND MAKE SURE THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS CORRECT!!
Those who accused Michael Jackson only want money from him! I have also some speculations that his rivals in the music industry wants him to go down that's why they are making stories...I mean, who would want to go against Michael Jackson if not for money?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lVUvOLdg50&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fhome.php&feature=player_embedded
31. enar - July 8, 2009 5:25 AM
YOU ALL ARE HORRIBLE all you stupid narrow minded animals know is what your freaking god tells you...god being the effing MEDIA!!!
Its sad because thats all you will ever believe
32. none - July 8, 2009 2:23 PM
HOW DARE YOU TO WRITE THAT HE'S A GEISHA ??????
HE ONLY DID THIS TO HIMSELF TO PROUVE THAT THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WOMEN AND A MAN A BLACK AND A WHITE BETWEEN A YOUNG AND AN OLD PERSON , AND HI DID ?? COULD YOU DO THAT ???? OF COURSE NOT CUZ U R JUST A LOOSER THAT IS JUST ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT ARE WAY WAY BETTER THAN U !!
AND FOR GOD SAKES HE DIDN'T TOUCH ANY KID I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ARE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED IN THIS CRAP ! I MEAN COME ON HE WAS KIND TO THE KIDS ONLY BECAUSE HE HAD A TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD TAKE IT FROM A CLOSE PERSON I MEAN NO BIRTHDAY PARTIES NO CHRISTMAS GIFTS NO HAPPY THANKSGIVING NO HOLLOWEEN CHOSTUMES NO FUN NO GAMES NOTHING NADA ZERO RIEN !!!
IF YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH WHAT MICKY DID IN HIS LIFE YOU COULDN'T HAVE RESIST AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE TAKE IT ANYLONGER BUT HE DID AND MORE THAN THAT HE WAS EVERY DAMN DAY KIND AND NICE TO ALL OF US WHEN SOMEONE TELLS HIM "I LOVE YOU" HE NEVER SAYS "ME TOO" HE ALWAYS SAYS " I LOVE YOU MORE " ALWAYS !!! I KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I KNOW WHAT ARE THE PROBLEMS THAT MICKY HAD IN HIS LIFE AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A LOOSER !
OVERALL HE'S A LEGEND HE MARKED OUR LIVES AND OUR MUSIC AND HE HAD A TALENT THAT NO ONE HAS AND NO ONE WILL SO YOU HAVE TO SHOW HIM SOME RESPECT DUDE
AND FOR GOD SAKES HE JUST DIED YOU STUPIDE LITTLE THING
I CAN'T HADLE THIS ANYMORE
I'M DONE
NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WRITE AND ABOUT WHO OR JUST SHUT THE HELL UP !!!!
33. right on none!! - July 10, 2009 9:02 PM
Just be thankful you didn't have such a screwed up childhood. Mike had to go through what he did in his childhood or there wouldn't have been a Michael Jackson that everyone loved and hated. If you believe in cause and effect, he could have been any number of socially rejected peoples but he chose to help. Yeah he made a few mistakes who doesn't. Were all human. How many of you are drunks or druggies throwing your life away, or worse, control freaks, egotistic self-centered self seeking bastards using people for your own pleasure. People like you seem to always have something negitive to say. You want to know why the world is still a mess, look in the mirror!
34. carou - July 12, 2009 9:38 AM
...but that's not Michael Jackson.
Making fun about him NOW is so tacky.
35. Rainie - July 13, 2009 12:37 AM
I'm really pissed the hell off because of all you punk asses just now sticking up for Michael, like post 32, none of you went through what he did and just a few years ago you called him a molester? LOLwhut?
And he might have had Vitilago- but name ONE case besides Michael's where it takes up ALL of your skin so quickly? Exactly. He had it, but he bleached the hell out of his skin to cover it up.
Michael didn't make the best decisions, but he was a great man, never duplicated, possibly imitated, and never will be outdated.
36. mjj - September 21, 2009 10:53 PM
Tell Tyson he's a sack of shit.
k thnks, by.
37. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 2:14 AM
Can you imagine having a DAD that looked like him?
38. Sammi - October 2, 2009 12:50 PM
Hmm. : / i dont thinmk i would be able to call him michael jackson bc im used to him white.
r.i.p mj.(:<3
39. Sammi - October 2, 2009 12:54 PM
Nevermind, i like him white.(: and u jerks need to learn how to respect. If it wasnt for mj there woudnt be beyonce, or usher, so how about u think before u speak.& start respecting!
40. Keith Grayson - October 4, 2009 7:14 AM
As far as a terrible childhood, He was a Jehovahs witness! They dont do those pagan celebrations you so highly value and place such regard as to defining his quality of life as a child??
I bet he owned a Cadillac before most kids! and was a millionaire as well!!
He wasnt bombed to death as Iraqi kids are and have been blown to bits! raised in war! and maimed or killed even before getting a chance to live!
41. c - October 4, 2009 9:32 AM
LEFT IS BETHER THAN RIGHT !!
42. KimInNY - October 4, 2009 6:52 PM
I can'r believe you all that are Disrespecting Michael. Those of you who have children should know dam well that if it was your child being molested by anyone, that you would not have dropped the charges or taken any amount of Money for a settlement from anyone, Not even Michael Jackson. So that tells you right there that the WHOLE MOLESTATION THING WAS JUST FOR MONEY AND NOT TRUE. Michael would not do anything to hurt any child in this world ever.
People that think that are cruel and cold hearted. He was a kind and loving person. He wanted to help all the children in this world through his Music, his Ranch at Neverland and his Heart. He didn't have a normal childhood, so YES,he was a true kid at heart.
He would give you the shirt off his back if it would help children in this world.
Those of you that keep bashing him are straight=up JELIOUS.
Black or White it didn't matter to Michael. Do I like the act that he hurt his face with plastic surgery NO, He was great just the way he was. If I had, gad the opportunity to be with Michael I would have married him in a heartbeat.
The only thing Michael wanted was the love of his Fans and Family. He wanted the whole world to Feel his love. If you retards would have listend to him, The kids may have slept in his bed but he himself slept on the floor.My kids slept in my bed with me growing up at times but that doesn't make me a child molester. I slept in my Grandma's bed with her when I was in a strange house people didn't call her a child molester.
People need to stop and think, it's ok for them to do things but God forbid Michael shares his bed with children that are in a strange home to comfort them.
I lOVE YOU MICHAEL,ALWAYS AND 4-EVER......RIP ANGEL......
43. Angelica - November 1, 2009 7:33 PM
Wow the black one looks like Samuel Cooke. Either way, MJ was the sex.