Sep 12 2008Live Large Hadron Collider Webcams

This is a snapshot from one of the webcams positioned on the Large hadron Collider. Hit this link to view them, there's been a bunch of bustling around the past few days and I think I saw a guy trip and fall down the stairs on the left. Definitely worth checking out. And also, a book from the library. Get your read on, bitches!
Hit it for one more shot, but view the cams first for some hot and steamy live action.

HAHA, you got Rick Hadrolled! But if you want to see real LHC webcams you can see them d, but warning: they're boring as f***.
LHC Compact Muon Solenoid Experiment Webcams (fake)
and
The real deal
Thanks to Josh, who once collided with two supermodels in a single night.
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Reader Comments
1. bass - September 12, 2008 10:17 AM
FIRST!!
and i love the fake one=]
2. pierre - September 12, 2008 10:23 AM
#2 LOLOLOL eat it, i need that for the bar b q this coming weekend, see they have been messing with this thing and now we have all this bad weather
3. Earth Eating Black Hole - September 12, 2008 10:29 AM
Yes! now you get to see me appear!
4. minerva - September 12, 2008 10:50 AM
I sent the link of the fake one to a friend and for a split second he flipped the f*ck out...
Scaring the living hell out of your friends, priceless :P
5. Julian - September 12, 2008 10:58 AM
This is like a serious accident waiting to happen. someone better get hit by one of those rays after getting accidentally locked in the room and turn into a super hero like the Hulk, Spider-man or The Flash. Ever since I found out that jumping into a pool of toxic waste doesn't give you the power of flight or super strength I've been very disappointed . . . and since then the only super villain i've been fighting is melanoma and a rust on my wheelchair.
6. Ashley - September 12, 2008 11:17 AM
I just clicked the real cam link, went to camera 6, and there's an old dude sleeping in a chair. I don't know about you, but if that's the Quality Assurance Advisor, that's gonna be one helluva interesting experiment.
7. Elmo - September 12, 2008 11:31 AM
AHHG I didn't read the rest of it before I watched that
oh. and WE'RE WATCHING YOU OLD MAN
8. Richie - September 12, 2008 12:05 PM
The icing on the cake:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1542/largehadronrr8.jpg
9. ali - September 12, 2008 1:49 PM
@ 8. haha....nice richie.
10. JFreezy - September 12, 2008 2:54 PM
Nice #8! That is hilarous! And scary as hell! I just wet myself.........
11. SaneScienceOrg - September 12, 2008 2:59 PM
Man's technology has exceeded his grasp. - 'The World is not Enough'
(Breaking News: September 11, 2008 - 'Peter Higgs launches attack against Nobel rival Stephen Hawking' - The Times: "Professor Peter Higgs, the scientist who gave his name to the Higgs boson, the particle at the centre of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) experiment, launched a withering attack on Professor Stephen Hawking, saying his work was "not good enough"." "Both men are contenders for the Nobel prize — depending on the outcome of the experiment — and their spat is likely to send shockwaves through the scientific Establishment." "Since he retired nearly 20 years ago, Professor Higgs, 79, has gradually detached himself from his academic world, preferring to read novels and play with his two grandchildren. He has, however, stayed in touch closely enough to pour scorn on the views of Professor Hawking and on scientists who predicted that the LHC might bring the end of the world.")
Zealous, jealous, Nobel Prize hungry Physicists are racing each other and stopping at nothing to try to find the supposed 'Higgs Boson'(aka God) Particle, among others, and are risking nothing less than the annihilation of the Earth and all Life in endless experiments hoping to prove a theory when urgent tangible problems face the planet. The European Organization for Nuclear Research(CERN) new Large Hadron Collider(LHC) is the world's most powerful atom smasher that will soon be firing groups of subatomic particles at each other at nearly the speed of light to create Miniature Big Bangs producing Micro Black Holes, Strangelets, AntiMatter and other potentially cataclysmic phenomena as described below.(Risk Evaluations HERE.)
Particle physicists have run out of ideas and are at a dead end forcing them to take reckless chances with more and more powerful and costly machines to create new and never-seen-before, unstable and unknown matter while Astrophysicists, on the other hand, are advancing science and knowledge on a daily basis making new discoveries in these same areas by observing the universe, not experimenting with it and with your life.
The LHC is a dangerous gamble as CERN physicist Alvaro De Rújula in the BBC LHC documentary, 'The Six Billion Dollar Experiment', incredibly admits quote, "Will we find the Higgs particle at the LHC? That, of course, is the question. And the answer is, science is what we do when we don't know what we're doing." And CERN spokesmodel Brian Cox follows with this stunning quote, "the LHC is certainly, by far, the biggest jump into the unknown."
The CERN-LHC website Mainpage itself states: "There are many theories as to what will result from these collisions,..." Again, this is because they truly don't know what's going to happen. They are experimenting with forces they don't understand to obtain results they can't comprehend. If you think like most people do that 'They must know what they're doing' you could not be more wrong. Some people think similarly about medical Dr.s but consider this by way of comparison and example from JAMA: "A recent Institute of Medicine report quoted rates estimating that medical errors kill between 44,000 and 98,000 people a year in US hospitals." The second part of the CERN quote reads "...but what's for sure is that a brave new world of physics will emerge from the new accelerator,..." A molecularly changed or Black Hole consumed Lifeless World? The end of the quote reads "...as knowledge in particle physics goes on to describe the workings of the Universe." These experiments to date have so far produced infinitely more questions than answers but there isn't a particle physicist alive who wouldn't gladly trade his life to glimpse the "God particle", and sacrifice the rest of us with him. Reason and common sense will tell you that the risks far outweigh any potential(as CERN physicists themselves say) benefits.
This quote from National Geographic, "The hunt for the God particle", exactly sums this "science" up: "If all goes right, matter will be transformed by the violent collisions into wads of energy, which will in turn condense back into various intriguing types of particles, some of them never seen before. That's the essence of experimental particle physics: "You smash stuff together and see what other stuff comes out." Read about the "other stuff" below:
http://www.SaneScience.org
http://www.risk-evaluation-forum.org/anon6.htm
http://www.LHCFacts.org/
http://www.LHCDefense.org/
http://www.LHCConcerns.com/
Popular Mechanics - "World's Biggest Science Project Aims to Unlock 'God Particle'" - http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/extreme_machines/4216588.html"
12. DJFelix - September 12, 2008 3:26 PM
Are there any webcams watching the facility itself? When it explodes, will be able to watch it on replay on CNN/Fox News/Sky News/BBC/Al Jazeera? That's what the world needs.
13. Icon - September 12, 2008 4:38 PM
@11
Read the article, it gives you the link.
14. Robot - September 13, 2008 11:52 AM
Gah! That's where that stupid head crab came from!
bastard warped into my tv room: http://www.robotmartini.com/community/viewpost/782
15. Nick - September 18, 2008 9:42 AM
even if this blackhole goin to EXPEND and take over CERN labs
it gonna be at the size of mosqiteo.
thats the proffesor theory anyway.........
16. Nick - September 18, 2008 9:44 AM
MOSQUITO*
17. Killed - October 9, 2008 2:59 AM
LOL, the fake webcams are cool :D