Sep 1 2008Labor Day: Doing As Little As Possible

Happy Labor Dabor Day! Now don't let me catch any of you working. That especially goes for any police officers in the area -- I'm gonna rob a bank!
UPDATE: Haha, banks are closed on Labor Day. Oh well, on to plan B.
UPDASTE: miSISON ACCOMlplished! ILove yous !! Ssee yuou tommorrow11
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Reader Comments
1. MeeMee - September 1, 2008 9:50 AM
Screw labor day, screw labor laws.
Let the peons and their children sweat from sun to sun if they want.
It's a free country.
2. YouYou - September 1, 2008 9:59 AM
How about screw u, ya damn commie. Let the children play
3. guate6 - September 1, 2008 10:12 AM
I just hope I'm getting holiday pay for being here today.
4. blah- - September 1, 2008 11:49 AM
labour day = double time at work (^_^)
5. McTOM - September 1, 2008 11:58 AM
it's the anniversary of first nazi agression. the day WW2 has begun.
1 IX 1945
6. McTOM - September 1, 2008 12:00 PM
damn, i mean: 1 IX 1939 :/
shame.
7. StlDragoon - September 1, 2008 12:48 PM
I work and I get no extra pay for it. but what did I expect when I'm working in a sweat shop. Look a rat.......MY LUNCH!!!!!!!!!
8. KoS - September 1, 2008 2:01 PM
i wish i got today off!!! or double time at least.
but sadly my wishes fall on deaf ears
9. ThemThem - September 1, 2008 2:02 PM
so... the second "update", he was wasted already???
10. bernard fleming - September 1, 2008 2:42 PM
@ McTom -
I think your calendar is broken. Its not January 9th.
11. fuckimdrunk - September 1, 2008 2:55 PM
im so drunk
12. HelenaOMG - September 1, 2008 5:31 PM
@ThemThem:
that, or he was cccleaaaniNGGGG hisssS KeYBOOOOardrrrdddd againnnnnn..#4294uuw2
You can never be too clean, that's what my granny always said.
13. rachel - September 1, 2008 8:59 PM
i have taken your advise
and done NOTTA all day long
14. Truthtalker - September 1, 2008 9:24 PM
America stopped being a free country in 2001, go fight to get your rights back
15. flareback - September 1, 2008 10:18 PM
@ThemThem:
it's the way the rest of the world does dates. 1 9 2008 -> 1 Sept 2008
16. poop - September 2, 2008 5:19 AM
have a happy day after labor day. let's call it "get the f*** back to work day".
17. lily - September 2, 2008 7:55 AM
i guess plan b was to get schwasted. good job, we "love yous" too
18. ErikHK - September 2, 2008 11:08 AM
Wow, you're late as hell over there... it's 1th of May you god damn anti-commies!