Sep 12 2008It's A Sign!: Global Warming Is Real, Phallic
Finally, photographic evidence that proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the North Pole has melted and Santa's penis floated out to sea.
Hit it for the uncensored ice junx.
Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame? [metro]
Thanks to Icon and Silver Sided, both of whom put that thing to shame.
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Reader Comments
1. Azghul - September 12, 2008 12:59 PM
First ^^
Who stole Yeti's Dick?
2. Smile - September 12, 2008 1:03 PM
Damn, here it is! Now, who will help me to get my dick back?
3. Cronick - September 12, 2008 1:04 PM
Is that this circumcised?
4. Icon - September 12, 2008 1:05 PM
Global Boning. F***ing genius. My co-workers are starting to suspect something from my constant giggling.
5. steve - September 12, 2008 1:06 PM
must be cold outside
6. Thumperchica - September 12, 2008 1:06 PM
Hmmm, I see a replacement in the works...
7. Madgame - September 12, 2008 1:08 PM
Water must be cold....
8. Popadopolis - September 12, 2008 1:11 PM
...And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Get it? Because it looks like a penis... and penises have tips....
it's early and I haven't had my coffee so f*** off.
9. etr - September 12, 2008 1:12 PM
The funniest part is you censoring a picture of ice.
10. Douchie Mc Bagman - September 12, 2008 1:14 PM
Wow, it looks like a dick, but smaller.
11. monkeymuscle - September 12, 2008 1:21 PM
3L3V3NTH!
12. Dan - September 12, 2008 1:34 PM
LOL I GETCHA IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK.
Fail post.
13. Mike Hawk - September 12, 2008 1:44 PM
Cockcicle
14. Dasiy - September 12, 2008 1:50 PM
Fake !!! Totally photoshop'd.
The shadows are all wrong.
15. Jayfournines - September 12, 2008 1:54 PM
FIFTEENTH!!!!
seriously, stop saying 'frist!!11!" like a douche, no one gives a f*** really
16. Icon - September 12, 2008 1:55 PM
Cockberg.
17. jerome - September 12, 2008 2:03 PM
@14
shut up with that stupid thing
18. SmokingGirl - September 12, 2008 2:05 PM
I'm surprised that no one put a Never Back Down reference.
19. Kmath - September 12, 2008 2:08 PM
Is this the one that f***ed the Titanic
20. commentzor - September 12, 2008 2:34 PM
@19: quality post!
21. TochiroV - September 12, 2008 2:41 PM
ah but an ice penis is sure to have significant shrinkage... the cold yanno. its all shriveled compared to its normal size.
22. Icon - September 12, 2008 2:50 PM
Like Max said when he saw the Iceberg in the movie Never Back Down.
PEWPEWPEW, I'm First!
23. Momboelitist - September 12, 2008 2:51 PM
If you look closely you will see me floating just below the surface.
See what I did there?
24. Momboelitist - September 12, 2008 3:06 PM
Holy crap! I completely missed #19! Post of the week!
25. Rachel - September 12, 2008 3:29 PM
-inserts penis joke-
26. respam - September 12, 2008 3:30 PM
Yeap, poles are getting warmer, there's an erection just starting
27. Hunter - September 12, 2008 4:06 PM
Ribbed for... her? pleasure?
28. Icon - September 12, 2008 4:36 PM
@22
I would never capitalize the "f" in "first". You fail, again.
29. fcktard - September 12, 2008 4:41 PM
is the the one that penetrated the Titanic.
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
30. YAY! - September 12, 2008 4:52 PM
F1RST!
31. douchnozzle - September 12, 2008 7:10 PM
holy shit
32. Leeam - September 12, 2008 7:12 PM
H.M.S Phallus.
'That she be blown'.
Moby's Dick?
Fail.
33. mirroredcactus - September 12, 2008 7:14 PM
it's not an ice berge it's the lost san fransisco float that found it's way out to sea... good old gay pride week
34. butter_toast - September 13, 2008 4:03 AM
that's a HUGE beeyotch!!!
@19... genius!
35. Gingersnapz - September 13, 2008 11:30 AM
@19, you're clever.
@23, yes, I did see what you did. You tried to convince a bunch of random faceless people on the internet that you have a huge member.
Which leads me to beleive you are actually hung like a grape.
Haha, I'm at work staring at this picture, and I feel like it's innapropriate of me.
36. Paul - September 14, 2008 1:07 PM
Oh dear. How far up your own arse do you have to be to actually censor an iceberg resembling an anatomical feature?
37. james - September 14, 2008 4:44 PM
Hey it looks just like mine but smaller.
38. Cyberwulf - September 14, 2008 11:52 PM
yeah, apparently santa was a snow giant, but committed suicide when his penis floated away.
39. Ibbu - September 15, 2008 12:37 AM
This reminds of the song "Detachable Penis", classic.
40. rudyz7 - September 15, 2008 12:05 PM
The iceburg that f***ed the Titanic
41. Cenon - September 15, 2008 12:08 PM
@19 is clever, but @10 should get props for having the best name!
They should tow this thing into the San Francisco bay, it'll be a huge draw since you know all the gays will pay to ride it.
Brings an all new meaning to the 'Tug Boat' they'll haul it in with!
42. Icon - September 15, 2008 4:52 PM
@40
You're 21 comments too late. Nice try.
43. Hobbes - September 15, 2008 9:53 PM
Blue balls
44. Illy McIllersen - September 17, 2008 7:50 PM
word to 14
that shits fake.
45. roulette strategy - October 2, 2008 8:03 PM
To deal with global warming, the government needs to immediately plant more trees, and stop cutting them down. It is a major problem they need to deal with. On top of deforestation, we are pulluting the environment. The non-profit organisatiion at http://www.universalsymbiosis.org is active in these areas which will help reverse effects of global warming.
46. jacob - October 3, 2008 8:11 PM
wait..... wait.........
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
ITS A FUKIN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. Jacob - October 3, 2008 8:14 PM
i <3 maayan