Sep 18 2008I'll Send An O.S. To The World, I'll Send An O.S. To The World, I Hope That Someone Gets My, I Hope That Someone Gets My, I Hope That Someone Gets My, Computer In A Bottle
Some guy, tired of little ships, decided to build a PC in a bottle. As you can see, it's pretty damn good looking. Inspired, I made my own and brought it into work to show off. Hold on, I'll take some pictures of it and post them after the....goddamnit, who drank my computer? Superficial Writer, I catch you pissing RAM and I'll kill you.
Hit the jump for a couple more.
Modding - computer in bottle [computerworld]
Thanks to Lee, who once stuffed a whole nonlinear video editing rig into a Bud Light bottle.
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Reader Comments
1. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:16 PM
This is old, but it still kicks ass.
Not first!
2. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:16 PM
Yes you are!
3. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:16 PM
OK, thanks!
4. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:17 PM
Hat Trick!
5. DigitalT - September 18, 2008 4:17 PM
Pretty sweet!
6. Flash - September 18, 2008 4:20 PM
Pretty sure that's "I'll send an SOS", it's a nautical term... you wouldn't understand.
Cool CPU though... is it from the same guy who brought us that kick ass Heineken amp?
7. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:22 PM
Dude, it's OS (operating system)...play on words....jokes?.....Humor?.....TITTIES??????
8. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:28 PM
You know....'cuz there's a computer in the......nevermind.
9. Flash - September 18, 2008 4:30 PM
ah... for shame... drank too much last night. Titties are good.
10. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:33 PM
I had one of these, but I crammed it up my ass, you know with the processors running fast and hot, and it broke off in my butt. That was one crazy hospital visit!
11. neonyxzus - September 18, 2008 4:36 PM
I wonder if this thing has cooling problems?
12. ShitBitch Carl - September 18, 2008 4:43 PM
Best reader comments ever.
13. ShitBitch Carl - September 18, 2008 4:45 PM
@11
Probably not too bad with the cap off. But like any good Friday, you don't wanna close that bottle.
14. Miles - September 18, 2008 4:47 PM
Interesting. Solid-state drive or external?
15. The Superficial Writer - September 18, 2008 4:49 PM
I did a shot off your mother's board.
HA! Get it? Computers. I diddle your mom. COMEDY!
16. Gingersnapz - September 18, 2008 4:51 PM
That's almost as awesome as a dildo USB drive
17. Not That Guy - September 18, 2008 4:55 PM
Sweet, I have a hater! Hate on my Brutha!
Understand people are gonna hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where people ain't hating on you. You gotta be grateful. You need haters. What the fuck you complaining about. What the fuck do you think a haters job is? To fucking hate. So let them do their damn job. What the fuck you complaining about. Ladies if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the hell to get to 16 before the summer gets here. What the fuck you mad about. Fellas, if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of those mother fuckers. What the fuck you complaining about. If there are any haters in here right now that don't have anybody to hate on, feel free to hate on me. Sit back and say my hair ain't luxurious when you know it is, bitch. - Katt Williams
18. el - September 18, 2008 4:56 PM
I want this! I want this i want this i want this!!!! Daddy I want this. Buy it for me. NOW!
Channeling Veruca Salt a bit? Maybe.
For good reason? Absolutely.
19. el - September 18, 2008 4:57 PM
@ 16. Gingersnapz
That's effing brilliant! Best idea I've heard of since... ever.
20. Gingersnapz - September 18, 2008 4:59 PM
I think this device may also serve as an "anti-pussymagnet"
21. Thumperchica - September 18, 2008 5:03 PM
@ 16 - brilliant! and for the freaky ladies... conveniently located in the same area as the webcam... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
22. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 18, 2008 5:20 PM
OMG I Have to think up the rest of the song........
23. Gingersnapz - September 18, 2008 5:21 PM
@21, You just gave me the best idea. Let me give you a hint. It combines dildos and webcams. I don't wanna say it, because I would have to wash out my mouth, and I'm not near a sink at the moment.
24. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 18, 2008 5:21 PM
........... damnit
so brilliant too
25. Angel Mass - September 18, 2008 5:45 PM
Nope, I prefer my personal computer to be served on a Dom Pérignon bottle thank you very much.
26. Linah - September 18, 2008 6:29 PM
@ 1,2,3,4,7,8 and 17- Not That Guy
you have too much time on your hands.. it's beginning to be painfully funny
27. Flash - September 18, 2008 8:50 PM
I am a fucking retard.
28. Hooplah! Hooplah! - September 18, 2008 8:55 PM
Dear Flash,
yeah you are
this is a fucking wonderful chance to redo the entier song Message In a Bottle to match the *wonderful* title Mr. Geek has written
my brain was prepaired for this at 8 in the morning, but now it's gone to shit so....
29. White - September 19, 2008 3:43 AM
Prettty cool in my book, and my books hollowed out and filled with alcohol,
30. enigma - September 19, 2008 5:27 AM
The only improvement would be a false bottom (at the top), so you could still booze out of it. :)
31. Ginormagantuan - September 19, 2008 6:11 AM
#17, sure, I know right, damn this here bottle computer is pretty cool, beats them little boats in a bottle.........
32. Tanelorn - September 19, 2008 9:34 AM
Too bad it is a shitty scotch. If you're going to do something awesome, at least use a decent brand.
33. Jo Mama - September 19, 2008 10:03 AM
Does this dildo USB one of those that gets laaaaaaarger as more memory is used? I love me a nice 10 inch... i mean 10 GB USB drive. Time to start downloading some movies :)
34. Momboelitist - September 19, 2008 10:30 AM
We prefer the term "boobs" in America. "Titties" sounds either gay or childish.
Now, on to my review!
Hey! What happened to my Whis *burp* key you bunch of.....Ooops! I fell down and now my head is bleeding....That can't be good. What? Intervention? Yea! You intervented a computer but dumped my last bottle, you lousy....Woa! Falling down the stairs now. I don't think this is going to end well.
35. Hot saki - September 19, 2008 11:20 AM
#30 - you'd have to put saki in it 'cause it would get pretty warm! With saki, you'd be fine.
36. Billy Avenue - September 19, 2008 12:10 PM
that's a damn fine scotchputer.
37. Gingersnapz - September 19, 2008 12:35 PM
@34, I like titties. Makes 'em sound cute.
38. Poops McGee - September 19, 2008 1:41 PM
That's cool and all, but I would want the opposite: A nice normal looking desktop computer sitting here in my cubicle, and then a secret panel flips out to reveal full wet bar with all the trimmings.
Getting drunk at work = living the dream! Woohoo!
39. Locksley McPherson Jnr - September 19, 2008 2:42 PM
Niiiice lol! I doubt it's a very good computer, but it's a good idea lol!
40. Gingersnapz - September 19, 2008 5:15 PM
I could think of something better to put in a whisky bottle.
whisky
41. Peregrinus - November 5, 2008 11:32 AM
Bit of a stretch there, GW, for using a song (sorta) for the title.
42. RetardationNation - November 17, 2008 1:07 AM
Hey number 6 "Flash"... You are what they call a RETARD. Its a special term that you wouldn't understand.
Hey number 34 "Momboelitist," You've got TITTIES like a woman, TITTIES like a woman!!