Sep 12 2008I Want: A Skull Shaped Deprivation Chamber
The Sensory Deprivation Skull is a little room you climb into when your wife won't stop nagging you about "cutting the grass" and "getting a job". It effectively blocks out light and wife-banter and will eventually make you go crazy and possibly even masturbate to vivid hallucinations of Smurfette. Needless to say, I want one pretty bad. But if you're looking for the ultimate in sensory deprivation, I recommend you tie a black garbage bag over your head. You won't sense a thing....ever!
Note: Please nobody do that. I can't deal with another death on my conscience.
Hit it for one more picture of a sexy little lady crawling around inside your skull.
Sensory deprivation skull is like a vacation for your head [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. bass - September 12, 2008 1:44 PM
FIRST!!!
2. bass - September 12, 2008 1:45 PM
...and this is by far THEE coolest chair i have seen....all day
but i do reeeaaaaly want one
3. Mike Hawk - September 12, 2008 1:45 PM
skull
4. Thumperchica - September 12, 2008 1:48 PM
CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! But cool... I'm confused in my happy place...
5. Benjamin Tudino - September 12, 2008 1:48 PM
I suppose a bitch could get skull fucked in that thing there.....
6. hedhunter - September 12, 2008 1:50 PM
she's waiting for.....................................me.
Gettin' some head in my head....woah
7. Icon - September 12, 2008 1:54 PM
Do want. Do want bad.
8. Amy - September 12, 2008 2:02 PM
That's so freaky, t6he first pic looks like nothing more than a small model. I dunno why. Something about the lighting and texture on the surface, it just looks super-small.
9. Warren Piece - September 12, 2008 2:02 PM
Errrr.... a sensory deprivation tank _should_ also float you in liquid, so your skin touches no walls (usually a salt mix so you float) at body temperature so you feel no outside influences - watch the movie Altered States with William Hurt. This thing would be like living in a cardboard box - which could explain why the homeless go crazy (?).
10. SmokingGirl - September 12, 2008 2:07 PM
I've never understood the draw with these kind of chambers. I guess I like my senses being stimulated...
11. yea - September 12, 2008 2:22 PM
If u get busy in there, would you call it skull fucking?
12. Foobar - September 12, 2008 2:22 PM
@9 - It was also in the movie Never Back Down. When Max farted in the skull chamber and Baja said PU PU PU.
Who is this that William Hurt? Did they get better?
13. Azghul - September 12, 2008 2:34 PM
I wouldn't rest in there for a single second as long as there's duct tape in the outside world.
14. TW?TCH! - September 12, 2008 2:35 PM
What if I already masturbate to vivid hallucinations of Smurfette?
@SG the idea is that, without outside stimulus, your brain is allowed to create its own infotainment, kinda like a lucid dream.
15. Momboelitist - September 12, 2008 2:48 PM
I prefer the ones filled with salt water that you float in. They are more depriving.
Speaking of deprived, I could use some sexual intracourse.
16. TochiroV - September 12, 2008 2:53 PM
why borther masturbating to smurfette, everyone knows smurfs reproduce asexually, dude to their diferentiated population demographics. how exciting is that for you? :P
17. TWITCHDOK - September 12, 2008 2:57 PM
@ 16 you have no idea
18. Amaranth - September 12, 2008 3:11 PM
more like that's where you lock ur wife up if she doesn't obey
19. Thumperchica - September 12, 2008 4:21 PM
and BTW GW - I'm afraid of the dark too... It's true
20. Mcfeely Smackup - September 12, 2008 6:04 PM
I don't think these guys know what a "sensory deprivation chamber" is. It's a long way from a box you sit in and suffocate slowly.
This thing is pretty much the exact opposite, as there' s a furry seat, no room to stretch out, hard walls, and no ventilation. it's going to be sensory overload in the "unpleasant" range.
21. jecka - September 12, 2008 6:30 PM
who cares about the skull, lets buy the model!
22. calvin - September 12, 2008 6:37 PM
Also great for hotboxing.
23. mirroredcactus - September 12, 2008 6:55 PM
Screw that we all saw what happened to homer simpson in those evil death traps!!!!
24. Gingersnapz - September 13, 2008 11:24 AM
@22, now you've got the right idea.
If I did have one of these though, no one would ever see me again. Ever.
25. blah - September 13, 2008 4:25 PM
I was also in that movie Daredevil, but I wouldn't expect anyone to know that since Ben Affleck was in it and no one watched it.
Yeah, sure, most of the time it's a dark, body temperature, salt water filled chamber that blocks visual, hearing, touch sensations. But I guess it can still be called sensory deprivation if you just deprive visual sense by being a dark chamber since it deprives you of a sense.
26. lara - September 13, 2008 7:17 PM
calvin- that would be amazing for hotboxing!!! I'd most likely green out unfortunately: "it's like i'm inside my miiiind."
27. Heff - September 15, 2008 12:34 AM
The bear rug sort of defeats the purpose of sensory deprivation.
28. neko - September 15, 2008 11:13 AM
farting in there , truly, must sensory deprived one being, and the next there after. im ranking this as the mandkind topmost failiure , even before money.
29. Bailzebub - September 15, 2008 4:25 PM
@5 & 6, you dudes level of douchbaggery is astounding!
30. Bailzebub - September 15, 2008 4:29 PM
OH! that last one goes for 11 as well, good job guys such wit who would have ever thought of skull fucking, jeez get a job losers