Sep 22 2008I Just Pray To God She's Joking


Mark my words: I'm never, ever, driving again.

The Dumbest Woman On The Highway [break]

Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before.

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can the reverse gear even go that fast?

humm i know i've seen um go 55 or so backwards on ice road truckers but hell i guess this is better then him going the wrong way in traffic

@Geekologie Writer

I didn't know your mother was still allowed to drive.

Good for her, I guess.

I hate this firewall....

Seems odd that they didn't at least get a 3/4 view on that. But who gives a damn, the driver is ready for some backwards PEW PEW PEW action.

the shadows doesnt look like it is a truck towing another truck...

he isnt going reverse the truck is being towed by another one, I have seen them do this with up to three or four of them going backwards being towed by one truck. from the back it looks like they are going reverse but from the side it is being towed, guarantee it.

It is a truck being towed by another truck. Obviously.

Often I hate this country and it's pockets of idiot "I seen it so it must be real" citizens. Once again, I'm embarrassed to be an American.

Put down the Combos and Hoe-Hoes and try thinking critically.

@10: Notice the title: "I just pray to god she's joking."

or even the break: "The dumbest woman on the highway."

Looks like you're the idiot : - )!

There's no one at the wheel! Or maybe it's a three-year-old!

Is there some amazingly obvious reason not to suspect the video is just a 24 second clip of somone driving in front of a truck, shot out the back window, played in reverse, with audio laid over it?

Yeah I agree with 11 with the fact the 10 made himself look like an idiot; if you hate being an American, why don't you live somewhere else until you realize how fortunate you are to be here.

But yeah it's being towed backwards people.

The funniest story I ever heard about a truck being towed was somebody pulling up close behind one. They had a passenger asleep next to them and then screamed like they were getting in a head on. The passenger crapped their pants.

@ 13
Can't be, the cars on the other side are moving in the proper direction.

Why does everyone think its fake. Maybe some fucking insane guy really did this, Or maybe I'm too high.

OMFG there are near brain-dead people all around. Every time you leave your house your putting your life in the hands of these morons

@15, that is great! Best I've heard all year!

stupid people day is the best idea ever. Can it be every day? And if that weren't awesome enough, it's also CATFISH NIGHT

@14- the US is an awesome country... if you're white, straight and male. Short of that this country has a lot to learn from it's European neighbors about human rights and equality. Or are you one of the patriotic knob-gobblers who believe everything the army commercials tell you? And because America is s'posed to be the land of freedom and opportunity, anyone has the right to be critical of it's politics and it's disturbing lack of social reform.

"Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before"

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well said 21.

Thank you, dave.

you can hear other people laughing and her enunciation on the word "crazy" makes is quite clear that she is joknig around.

Dag gum ma! Dat der pickemup truck done facin' da rong die-rection on the dang seement road! Better git yer kamera fone out an take some vidio so's we can send er in tuh mister Bob Saget an win sum monie so dat pa can git more oh dat cream fur his tow enfectshun!!!

THIS WAS THE BEST SCENE IN "NEVER BACK DOWN" THAT YOU COULD FIND?

"I'm going 70 mile an hour."

Umm... so she's driving 70 mph while operating a camera? Apparently Darwinism isn't efficient enough.

did anybody take into consideration that the truck could be a transformer?

Guys.... Geez... it's a semi-truck being towed. Stop being an idiot.

Nacon is right, I've seen stuff like that a lot. It can be confusing though.

im probably wrong but i think it was made to freak people out and have them pay more attention to the road, like its just a regular truck cab towing a cab without an engine

its in tow!

@21 - Regardless of race or beliefs, people should still uphold respect and contribute to the community they live in. It's basic human decency.

took me 8 seconds to figure out

@21

Crying on people's shoulders rather than embracing opportunity. Typical...

FUCKING TRUCK IS BEING TOWED!!!! not that hard to figure out guys

@ Thiago M - of course it's not that hard to figure out, everyone knows the truck is being towed. the geekologie writer even put it in the damn article if you took the time to read the whole thing so stop acting like you're more intelligent than the rest of us when you're actually simply the one who can't take a joke and feels the need to point out the most obvious things to make yourself feel better :-)

This is just a semi truck being towed by another rig. I have seen this many a time and its nothing special. They just hook up using both semi trucks 5th wheels.

@21 - If America is such a bad place for nonwhites, why are so many of them sneaking across the border to get here? Miles, can you tell me what its like in America for homos, or haven't you been here yet?

@38
wow...get a life

We should all start making fun of the authors instead of the posts and see if they give up on life.

Fake - you can tell from the shadows.

Whats really funny is this is a bonus scene from the blu ray disk of "Never Back Down" The directors comments for that scene basically say the CGI effects looked so fake they cut the scene.

linky no worky... story gone

@36

Are you dumb? How is he crying, let alone on 'people's' shoulders... Stating a rather accurate opinion is certainly not crying. North America as a whole has so many economical and social problems that it's just ridiculous, and no, Europe isn't perfect, but they're going in a far better direction than here.

Dan, you said:

Is there some amazingly obvious reason not to suspect the video is just a 24 second clip of somone driving in front of a truck, shot out the back window, played in reverse, with audio laid over it?

THE ANSWER IS YES:

Look at the traffic on the other side of the median. It's facing the same direction, moving forward. It's not someone filming out of their back window... it may be a truck being towed, but it is going forward, ass-first.


The accent and her saying "35" (I-35) lead me to believe she's a fellow Texan... hahahaha awesome :x

@40- I never said the US was "such a bad place for nonwhites". Please read carefully before you post. Our country is full of greater opportunity than many others; but it's still far from being perfect. The fact that we still practice legal discrimination is testament to how far this country has yet to go to truly embrace the "freedoms" it advertises.
And I can certainly tell you what it's like being a homo in the US which is why I speak from a rather informed perspective.

backwards retard all of you , mirror and reverse play, nothing else , but , damn youall get fooled that easy ?!?!

the link is broken, you might want to fix :)

@21

A little English lesson for you.

It's vs. Its

It's is the contracted form of It is. This form is used in sentences using "they" as the subject of the sentence with the verb "to be" used as either the helping verb (e.g. It's going ..., It's raining ...) or the principal verb of the sentence.

Its is the possessive pronoun form. This form is used to express that "it" has a specific quality, or that something belongs to "it".

It's not just the truck cab which is backwards. Fucking 'tards on this site - honestly - read the fuck'n article already !

By the way, the it's its was annoying me. I'm glad someone spoke up.

#51
That's the most anal retentive thing I've ever read on the internet.
Ever.

@51 - As anal retentive as it is, it's pretty annoying I must admit, looks really bad from someone else's perspective.

@Miles - The only people that have problems with "discrimination" are the ones that absolutely ZERO tolerance for it. Strong enough people are smart enough to know that the people who say discriminatory things in America's society are either a) insecure themselves or b) joking. Words may hurt, but they don't mean anything... actions speak louder than words.

Plus, I have more comments on this article broadly supporting my POV.

You guys are funny.

But someone should fix the linking to the original post, because it's got a messed up "http" in there....

i like apples

Poop!!!

100 bucks says she's voting Republican

why are you bitching at each others countries, I have lived in London for 20 years and DC for ten, they both have major problems but both are amazing places, if you live in either one you should consider yourself lucky your not a woman in some oppresive totalitarian country, right now I prefer the US.

It's a rig being towed and filmed by a car driving behind it....spOOky...

Obama supporter: obviously believes anything...

eh.. that's Texas for you..

You people are hurting my brain

... Makes you wonder what the Government is putting in the water supply.

... both the video and half the comments.....

@51- Save it for the classroom. If I dropped an apostrophe, it was an accident, not ignorance. I'm a published writer and rely on editors to clean up my work pre-production. Oh, and save the smarmy remarks.

@54- Spoken like a white, heterosexual male.

For god sake you morons, it is a truck being towed by another truck. They are rear wheel drive, so you tow them with only their front wheels on the pavement.

As an aside, these things are awesome to find if you are on a road trip with a buddy sleeping in the car: Get up close to it and start screaming. He'll wake up thinking you are about to crash headlong into the grill of an 18 wheeler.

@ 66

[Quote] For god sake you morons, it is a truck being towed by another truck. They are rear wheel drive, so you tow them with only their front wheels on the pavement.

Please see article, or comment 9, 10, 22, 30, 32, 33, 37, 38, 39, 46, 52, 60

[Quote] As an aside, these things are awesome to find if you are on a road trip with a buddy sleeping in the car: Get up close to it and start screaming. He'll wake up thinking you are about to crash headlong into the grill of an 18 wheeler.

Please see comment 15

Thank you.

@65 - Yes.

I'm sure it's the same lady from yesterday talking about the rainbow: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/crazy_rainbow_in_the_sprinkler.php

@58: Right on.

American woman...stay away from me..

I CAN'T HEAR THE BEEPING !!!!

i find it funny how all of you people get into this so much....i mean what kind of no-lifer takes the time to make a comment!?

@58.....i think that you either meant democrat or you must be retarted

sorry....for all of you #51 supporters i must correct my spelling: retarded (not retarted)

hey miles, STFU, faggot. stop informing us of you until we end up knowing all of your boy friends names. This is geekologie. honestly. nobody cares about you or your homosexuality. now stop checking everybody's responses to your comment and get a life. You should start out by getting a girlfriend.

thank you, #75, i was waiting for somebody to say that

@46, @16 Ever heard of a frontage road? Who's the idiot now?

do the test, film the backglass, and drive faster than traffic on your (expecting your drivin your car and filming from your car's window) then have a truck tail you

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOWING A REARWHEEL DRIVE LIKE THAT, HOW WOULD YOU STABILIZE THE WHEEL @ 67

READ 63 and 49. because @67 your getting too much PEWPEW experiences on your hands and not enought REAL DEAL on the road .

git-off the simulator!!

XD

@73 - it is spelled R E T A R D E D, not retarted you douchecock.

@75 - You're getting a bit angry - could it be you crave something your lifestyle is missing? Like sex, with anyone other than Lefty Loosey and Righty Tighty?

damn, now I'm the douchecock (can you be a douchecock as a girl?) for missing the spelling correction... *hangs head*

#29
"did anybody take into consideration that the truck could be a transformer?"

Brilliant. I lol'd.



@ #11, 14, whoever else. It looks like #10, or "moementos" was talking about the woman in the video, not the author. So for responding without actually reading into what you were reading, you guys are asshats too. This isn't to clear moementos from making totally generic comments about how displeased he is with wherever he is and how GOSH he's just too smart for everyone else. Fuck him too. But seriously. Comment better next time.

I think that the Transformer comment is definitely the most original and politically correct comment here.

man miles u sure are a typical elitist eurotrash scumbag :)

she's obviously joking. hear the way she says speaks at the end?

don't be so daft next time

@ 75 Darwin had a name for being a homophobe and its called latent homosexuality, so if ur so sure dat ur like cunt there is no need to be afraid of homos, unless ur weak and u might like it, so grow a fucking brain and inform ur self btw five bucks sez ur a high school drop out or just a inbred hick who cant handle da truth

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