Sep 22 2008I Just Pray To God She's Joking
Mark my words: I'm never, ever, driving again.
The Dumbest Woman On The Highway [break]
Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before.
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Reader Comments
1. Stew - September 22, 2008 4:32 PM
1st!
2. WHO - September 22, 2008 4:33 PM
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3. John - September 22, 2008 4:38 PM
can the reverse gear even go that fast?
4. Magoo - September 22, 2008 4:40 PM
humm i know i've seen um go 55 or so backwards on ice road truckers but hell i guess this is better then him going the wrong way in traffic
5. Turd Ferguson - September 22, 2008 4:41 PM
@Geekologie Writer
I didn't know your mother was still allowed to drive.
Good for her, I guess.
6. Thumperchica - September 22, 2008 4:42 PM
I hate this firewall....
7. DigitalT - September 22, 2008 4:43 PM
Seems odd that they didn't at least get a 3/4 view on that. But who gives a damn, the driver is ready for some backwards PEW PEW PEW action.
8. c45j - September 22, 2008 4:44 PM
the shadows doesnt look like it is a truck towing another truck...
9. Mark - September 22, 2008 4:44 PM
he isnt going reverse the truck is being towed by another one, I have seen them do this with up to three or four of them going backwards being towed by one truck. from the back it looks like they are going reverse but from the side it is being towed, guarantee it.
10. moementos - September 22, 2008 4:55 PM
It is a truck being towed by another truck. Obviously.
Often I hate this country and it's pockets of idiot "I seen it so it must be real" citizens. Once again, I'm embarrassed to be an American.
Put down the Combos and Hoe-Hoes and try thinking critically.
11. Daniel - September 22, 2008 5:05 PM
@10: Notice the title: "I just pray to god she's joking."
or even the break: "The dumbest woman on the highway."
Looks like you're the idiot : - )!
12. gamacrit - September 22, 2008 5:06 PM
There's no one at the wheel! Or maybe it's a three-year-old!
13. Dan - September 22, 2008 5:09 PM
Is there some amazingly obvious reason not to suspect the video is just a 24 second clip of somone driving in front of a truck, shot out the back window, played in reverse, with audio laid over it?
14. Hunter - September 22, 2008 5:11 PM
Yeah I agree with 11 with the fact the 10 made himself look like an idiot; if you hate being an American, why don't you live somewhere else until you realize how fortunate you are to be here.
But yeah it's being towed backwards people.
15. flareback - September 22, 2008 5:12 PM
The funniest story I ever heard about a truck being towed was somebody pulling up close behind one. They had a passenger asleep next to them and then screamed like they were getting in a head on. The passenger crapped their pants.
16. Olie - September 22, 2008 5:13 PM
@ 13
Can't be, the cars on the other side are moving in the proper direction.
17. Dylan S - September 22, 2008 5:14 PM
Why does everyone think its fake. Maybe some f***ing insane guy really did this, Or maybe I'm too high.
18. iota1 - September 22, 2008 5:20 PM
OMFG there are near brain-dead people all around. Every time you leave your house your putting your life in the hands of these morons
19. John - September 22, 2008 5:21 PM
@15, that is great! Best I've heard all year!
20. Abby-Kevin - September 22, 2008 5:24 PM
stupid people day is the best idea ever. Can it be every day? And if that weren't awesome enough, it's also CATFISH NIGHT
21. Miles - September 22, 2008 5:26 PM
@14- the US is an awesome country... if you're white, straight and male. Short of that this country has a lot to learn from it's European neighbors about human rights and equality. Or are you one of the patriotic knob-gobblers who believe everything the army commercials tell you? And because America is s'posed to be the land of freedom and opportunity, anyone has the right to be critical of it's politics and it's disturbing lack of social reform.
22. Thumperchica - September 22, 2008 5:27 PM
"Thanks to Calypso, who's seen a tow-truck before"
READ
THE
ENTIRE
ARTICLE
F***TARDS
23. dave - September 22, 2008 5:30 PM
well said 21.
24. Miles - September 22, 2008 5:32 PM
Thank you, dave.
25. Mr. E - September 22, 2008 5:43 PM
you can hear other people laughing and her enunciation on the word "crazy" makes is quite clear that she is joknig around.
26. pillow pants - September 22, 2008 5:50 PM
Dag gum ma! Dat der pickemup truck done facin' da rong die-rection on the dang seement road! Better git yer kamera fone out an take some vidio so's we can send er in tuh mister Bob Saget an win sum monie so dat pa can git more oh dat cream fur his tow enfectshun!!!
27. MCSQUEEB - September 22, 2008 6:06 PM
THIS WAS THE BEST SCENE IN "NEVER BACK DOWN" THAT YOU COULD FIND?
28. taj - September 22, 2008 6:13 PM
"I'm going 70 mile an hour."
Umm... so she's driving 70 mph while operating a camera? Apparently Darwinism isn't efficient enough.
29. MrMaclean - September 22, 2008 6:18 PM
did anybody take into consideration that the truck could be a transformer?
30. Nacon - September 22, 2008 6:42 PM
Guys.... Geez... it's a semi-truck being towed. Stop being an idiot.
31. Noni - September 22, 2008 6:57 PM
Nacon is right, I've seen stuff like that a lot. It can be confusing though.
32. qwerty - September 22, 2008 6:59 PM
im probably wrong but i think it was made to freak people out and have them pay more attention to the road, like its just a regular truck cab towing a cab without an engine
33. Vicky - September 22, 2008 7:18 PM
its in tow!
34. Hunter - September 22, 2008 7:37 PM
@21 - Regardless of race or beliefs, people should still uphold respect and contribute to the community they live in. It's basic human decency.
35. jaime - September 22, 2008 8:12 PM
took me 8 seconds to figure out
36. Rob - September 22, 2008 8:14 PM
@21
Crying on people's shoulders rather than embracing opportunity. Typical...
37. Thiago M - September 22, 2008 8:30 PM
F***ING TRUCK IS BEING TOWED!!!! not that hard to figure out guys
38. kristina - September 22, 2008 8:55 PM
@ Thiago M - of course it's not that hard to figure out, everyone knows the truck is being towed. the geekologie writer even put it in the damn article if you took the time to read the whole thing so stop acting like you're more intelligent than the rest of us when you're actually simply the one who can't take a joke and feels the need to point out the most obvious things to make yourself feel better :-)
39. Jason - September 22, 2008 9:05 PM
This is just a semi truck being towed by another rig. I have seen this many a time and its nothing special. They just hook up using both semi trucks 5th wheels.
40. Keith Ledger - September 22, 2008 10:36 PM
@21 - If America is such a bad place for nonwhites, why are so many of them sneaking across the border to get here? Miles, can you tell me what its like in America for homos, or haven't you been here yet?
41. 100010100 - September 22, 2008 10:43 PM
@38
wow...get a life
42. joxer the mighty - September 22, 2008 10:45 PM
We should all start making fun of the authors instead of the posts and see if they give up on life.
43. Daisy - September 22, 2008 11:01 PM
Fake - you can tell from the shadows.
Whats really funny is this is a bonus scene from the blu ray disk of "Never Back Down" The directors comments for that scene basically say the CGI effects looked so fake they cut the scene.
44. Dr_Freak - September 22, 2008 11:23 PM
linky no worky... story gone
45. eric - September 22, 2008 11:47 PM
@36
Are you dumb? How is he crying, let alone on 'people's' shoulders... Stating a rather accurate opinion is certainly not crying. North America as a whole has so many economical and social problems that it's just ridiculous, and no, Europe isn't perfect, but they're going in a far better direction than here.
46. Raquel - September 22, 2008 11:49 PM
Dan, you said:
Is there some amazingly obvious reason not to suspect the video is just a 24 second clip of somone driving in front of a truck, shot out the back window, played in reverse, with audio laid over it?
THE ANSWER IS YES:
Look at the traffic on the other side of the median. It's facing the same direction, moving forward. It's not someone filming out of their back window... it may be a truck being towed, but it is going forward, ass-first.
47. Candice - September 23, 2008 12:08 AM
The accent and her saying "35" (I-35) lead me to believe she's a fellow Texan... hahahaha awesome :x
48. Miles - September 23, 2008 12:30 AM
@40- I never said the US was "such a bad place for nonwhites". Please read carefully before you post. Our country is full of greater opportunity than many others; but it's still far from being perfect. The fact that we still practice legal discrimination is testament to how far this country has yet to go to truly embrace the "freedoms" it advertises.
And I can certainly tell you what it's like being a homo in the US which is why I speak from a rather informed perspective.
49. cutterhead - September 23, 2008 1:04 AM
backwards retard all of you , mirror and reverse play, nothing else , but , damn youall get fooled that easy ?!?!
50. gloria - September 23, 2008 1:32 AM
the link is broken, you might want to fix :)
51. Ugh - September 23, 2008 1:58 AM
@21
A little English lesson for you.
It's vs. Its
It's is the contracted form of It is. This form is used in sentences using "they" as the subject of the sentence with the verb "to be" used as either the helping verb (e.g. It's going ..., It's raining ...) or the principal verb of the sentence.
Its is the possessive pronoun form. This form is used to express that "it" has a specific quality, or that something belongs to "it".
52. tc - September 23, 2008 3:03 AM
It's not just the truck cab which is backwards. F***ing 'tards on this site - honestly - read the f***'n article already !
By the way, the it's its was annoying me. I'm glad someone spoke up.
53. Beastman AIDS - September 23, 2008 3:08 AM
#51
That's the most anal retentive thing I've ever read on the internet.
Ever.
54. Hunter - September 23, 2008 3:24 AM
@51 - As anal retentive as it is, it's pretty annoying I must admit, looks really bad from someone else's perspective.
@Miles - The only people that have problems with "discrimination" are the ones that absolutely ZERO tolerance for it. Strong enough people are smart enough to know that the people who say discriminatory things in America's society are either a) insecure themselves or b) joking. Words may hurt, but they don't mean anything... actions speak louder than words.
Plus, I have more comments on this article broadly supporting my POV.
55. herzleid - September 23, 2008 4:01 AM
You guys are funny.
But someone should fix the linking to the original post, because it's got a messed up "http" in there....
56. Muryu - September 23, 2008 4:43 AM
i like apples
57. POOP - September 23, 2008 8:10 AM
Poop!!!
58. Kurt matheson - September 23, 2008 9:02 AM
100 bucks says she's voting Republican
59. nick bacon - September 23, 2008 9:44 AM
why are you bitching at each others countries, I have lived in London for 20 years and DC for ten, they both have major problems but both are amazing places, if you live in either one you should consider yourself lucky your not a woman in some oppresive totalitarian country, right now I prefer the US.
60. NOD - September 23, 2008 10:36 AM
It's a rig being towed and filmed by a car driving behind it....spOOky...
61. Nugaloopagus - September 23, 2008 11:11 AM
Obama supporter: obviously believes anything...
62. Matty - September 23, 2008 11:20 AM
eh.. that's Texas for you..
63. joijoihoihioiojojoijojkillme - September 23, 2008 11:57 AM
You people are hurting my brain
64. tfleenor - September 23, 2008 12:02 PM
... Makes you wonder what the Government is putting in the water supply.
... both the video and half the comments.....
65. Miles - September 23, 2008 12:37 PM
@51- Save it for the classroom. If I dropped an apostrophe, it was an accident, not ignorance. I'm a published writer and rely on editors to clean up my work pre-production. Oh, and save the smarmy remarks.
@54- Spoken like a white, heterosexual male.
66. Frank - September 23, 2008 2:05 PM
For god sake you morons, it is a truck being towed by another truck. They are rear wheel drive, so you tow them with only their front wheels on the pavement.
As an aside, these things are awesome to find if you are on a road trip with a buddy sleeping in the car: Get up close to it and start screaming. He'll wake up thinking you are about to crash headlong into the grill of an 18 wheeler.
67. chaosthirteen - September 23, 2008 2:16 PM
@ 66
[Quote] For god sake you morons, it is a truck being towed by another truck. They are rear wheel drive, so you tow them with only their front wheels on the pavement.
Please see article, or comment 9, 10, 22, 30, 32, 33, 37, 38, 39, 46, 52, 60
[Quote] As an aside, these things are awesome to find if you are on a road trip with a buddy sleeping in the car: Get up close to it and start screaming. He'll wake up thinking you are about to crash headlong into the grill of an 18 wheeler.
Please see comment 15
Thank you.
68. Hunter - September 23, 2008 2:30 PM
@65 - Yes.
69. Jazzman - September 23, 2008 4:03 PM
I'm sure it's the same lady from yesterday talking about the rainbow: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/crazy_rainbow_in_the_sprinkler.php
70. Ace - September 23, 2008 4:23 PM
@58: Right on.
American woman...stay away from me..
71. testudinis simius - September 23, 2008 5:33 PM
I CAN'T HEAR THE BEEPING !!!!
72. JOWE - September 23, 2008 7:39 PM
i find it funny how all of you people get into this so much....i mean what kind of no-lifer takes the time to make a comment!?
73. John McCain - September 23, 2008 7:41 PM
@58.....i think that you either meant democrat or you must be retarted
74. John McCain - September 23, 2008 7:42 PM
sorry....for all of you #51 supporters i must correct my spelling: retarded (not retarted)
75. Straight male/ Homophobe - September 23, 2008 7:46 PM
hey miles, STFU, faggot. stop informing us of you until we end up knowing all of your boy friends names. This is geekologie. honestly. nobody cares about you or your homosexuality. now stop checking everybody's responses to your comment and get a life. You should start out by getting a girlfriend.
76. ldkafjs;lkdja;l - September 23, 2008 7:49 PM
thank you, #75, i was waiting for somebody to say that
77. Zippy - September 23, 2008 10:41 PM
@46, @16 Ever heard of a frontage road? Who's the idiot now?
78. cutterhead - September 23, 2008 10:43 PM
do the test, film the backglass, and drive faster than traffic on your (expecting your drivin your car and filming from your car's window) then have a truck tail you
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOWING A REARWHEEL DRIVE LIKE THAT, HOW WOULD YOU STABILIZE THE WHEEL @ 67
READ 63 and 49. because @67 your getting too much PEWPEW experiences on your hands and not enought REAL DEAL on the road .
git-off the simulator!!
XD
79. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 11:51 PM
@73 - it is spelled R E T A R D E D, not retarted you douchecock.
@75 - You're getting a bit angry - could it be you crave something your lifestyle is missing? Like sex, with anyone other than Lefty Loosey and Righty Tighty?
80. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 11:55 PM
damn, now I'm the douchecock (can you be a douchecock as a girl?) for missing the spelling correction... *hangs head*
81. Sue - September 24, 2008 11:45 AM
#29
"did anybody take into consideration that the truck could be a transformer?"
Brilliant. I lol'd.
82. george - September 24, 2008 12:18 PM
@ #11, 14, whoever else. It looks like #10, or "moementos" was talking about the woman in the video, not the author. So for responding without actually reading into what you were reading, you guys are asshats too. This isn't to clear moementos from making totally generic comments about how displeased he is with wherever he is and how GOSH he's just too smart for everyone else. F*** him too. But seriously. Comment better next time.
83. Sarah - September 24, 2008 3:23 PM
I think that the Transformer comment is definitely the most original and politically correct comment here.
84. john - September 24, 2008 11:24 PM
man miles u sure are a typical elitist eurotrash scumbag :)
85. anon - October 1, 2008 9:21 PM
she's obviously joking. hear the way she says speaks at the end?
don't be so daft next time
86. Reaper - November 13, 2008 10:40 AM
@ 75 Darwin had a name for being a homophobe and its called latent homosexuality, so if ur so sure dat ur like cunt there is no need to be afraid of homos, unless ur weak and u might like it, so grow a f***ing brain and inform ur self btw five bucks sez ur a high school drop out or just a inbred hick who cant handle da truth
87. Kirsten - January 5, 2009 3:26 AM
America. Discrimination nation. Get over it.
@29 - it quite clearly is. These morons just don't know anything.
88. Dave - January 12, 2009 2:18 PM
Maybe she's the one going in reverse..
89. Samj - June 5, 2009 4:44 AM
Oh miles tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. You, my friend, are conforming to a stereotype that just because your a straight, white male you will automatically be successful and by that circumstance i would call you a prejudice person. However, i do agree that there is far too much racism in this country and typically straight white males gt the benfit of the doubt (to say the least) more often than not. But my friend, if you think that if you go to other countries there will not be racism, sexism, or any other type of bigotry....well than you are just being naive. For instance, if that same white man with all the benefits that the U.S. brings would want to live in Africa, than that man would be denied that right in certain areas and understandably so. If I were an African tribesman i would have a hard time trusting a white man no matter what he says. But it seems kind of silly that just because i look like someone that has harmed them in the past than i am not to be trusted. This is the way of life however....at least in this life.
90. nowittyname - June 9, 2009 2:48 AM
Ha Ha! I remember an episode of CHiPs where an old guy on a LA freeway had a heart attack from seeing the same thing -- he thought he was about to have a head on collision! Of course, then his car went out of control and flipped, causing a pile up which only Ponch and Jon could sort out.
91. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 3:16 AM
THIS WAS THE BEST SCENE IN "NEVER BACK DOWN" THAT YOU COULD FIND?