Sep 9 2008How Not To Play Wii
This is how you don't play Wii. SPOILER ALERT (LIKE THE STILL ABOVE WASN'T ENOUGH): With a dog humping you from behind while you scream in ecstasy. I don't know what's more disturbing -- that this video was clearly set up, or that this video was clearly set up. You see what violent video games are doing to today's youth?
Youtube
Thanks Tom, and yes, I'm scarred.
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Reader Comments
1. Count Orlock - September 9, 2008 11:37 AM
I f***ing CAME!
2. Miles - September 9, 2008 11:38 AM
Disturbing on so many levels.
3. Mark - September 9, 2008 11:39 AM
I just dont really know what to say.
4. Julian - September 9, 2008 11:42 AM
Takes me back to my younger gaming days. All you really have to do is replace the Wii with an Atari 2600 and the dog with my uncle and bingo! instant flashback.
5. Bernt - September 9, 2008 11:49 AM
Funniest thing ever.
6. Jayfournines - September 9, 2008 11:51 AM
what in the ten thousand hells is wrong with this kid? >__<
7. Popadopolis - September 9, 2008 11:52 AM
Ugh, stupid firewall. Can't see the damn video. Someone describe it to me in epic detail. I need to know every bit of it.
8. Count Orlock - September 9, 2008 11:54 AM
Boy drops his pants and proceeds to be anally penetrated by the dog all while playing Call of Duty 3 for the Nintendo Wii.
9. Ben - September 9, 2008 11:58 AM
I never would have thought... Firewalls can be used for GOOD!
10. dude - September 9, 2008 11:58 AM
Retarded. Not worth anyone's time.
11. Anthony - September 9, 2008 11:59 AM
Hahahaha I saw this on FailBlog a while back... awesome, yet insanely disturbing...
12. Thumperchica - September 9, 2008 12:01 PM
I'm very glad I also suffer(win) from Firewall-itis... Although I also know that when I get home and figure out while the hell my broadband isn't working, I'll watch this just to torture myself.
13. Angel Mass - September 9, 2008 12:05 PM
Innocence lost
14. Ben - September 9, 2008 12:05 PM
I'll watch it later too but it's only because I have a school project about it.
15. fdsfdsfr4d - September 9, 2008 12:05 PM
what the f***? that bitch didnt even let that dawg cum in her mouth in the end. RIP OFF.
16. monkeymuscle - September 9, 2008 12:08 PM
This gets an A+++! LMAO.
17. Count Orlock - September 9, 2008 12:09 PM
Funny this is..the worst thing about the video is that he boy is playing Call of Duty 3.
I'd rather be anally raped by a Great Dane then have to play that POS.
18. Poore Richard - September 9, 2008 12:12 PM
The dog just got excited and wanted to join in on the fun.
That's how I play, only I play with a large mastiff, and the wiimote is a tad more involved.
19. SoMuchJoe - September 9, 2008 12:14 PM
This kid is definitely curious about the working end of the penis.
20. GEOFF LEPPARD - September 9, 2008 12:17 PM
Wowee! That little boy LOVES the dog cock.
21. gingela5 - September 9, 2008 12:38 PM
The still alone is enough to say yuck
22. TetterkeT - September 9, 2008 12:56 PM
That kid totally got f***ed.
23. suzy blue balls - September 9, 2008 1:01 PM
oh god that was friggin sexy. makes me wanna shove my gamecube in my vagene and put a PSP in my BH.
24. SmokingGirl - September 9, 2008 1:16 PM
Eh, uh, wtf was that?
25. Tap - September 9, 2008 1:28 PM
Hilarious! And obviously staged. You can hear the camera operator laughing over the kid's effeminate shrieks.
26. dr.jayfer - September 9, 2008 1:28 PM
Little boy just got straight pwnd by brandon from punky brewster. No wonder that punky bitch was so annoying she was always taking it in the butt.
27. ahha - September 9, 2008 1:31 PM
First of all, what is happening on this site? The comments, though never quite the caliber of the geekologie writer, always were pretty witty, on topic, and in relatively good taste. Lately, it seems the comments section has been invaded by degenerates. Not funny, not worth reading.
Second, more on topic, who was filming this thing? who would stand around filming while the family dog has its way with a small boy? I find that to be the most disturbing part. Also, is the kid a little young for Call of Duty?
28. NastyBedazzler - September 9, 2008 1:43 PM
Hey can I be that one fag who does this: "Old."
Actually yeah I saw this video probably about a year ago but it's a classic. Since I've already seen it does that make me better than most people here?
29. GEOFF LEPPARD - September 9, 2008 1:53 PM
27 doesn't understand that this isn't Hedonistica anymore.
30. dr.jayfer - September 9, 2008 1:53 PM
@#28- No it makes you worse now shut up and go play with lassie
31. An Erection Lasting More Than Four Hours - September 9, 2008 2:55 PM
Underage beastiality porn? Seriously, WTF?
32. The Fonz - September 9, 2008 3:32 PM
@27... you dont like it? leave. because we dont like you. you smelly jerk. lets see you write something funny.
33. ahha - September 9, 2008 3:54 PM
@32, maybe I will. Maybe I'll take my dictionary, grammar, and punctuation with me too. Why did you do it Fonz? Why did you call me out like that send me off on my own? If only you knew how much you could like me if you would only give us a chance. Me and you. Fonz and ahha all over the place. You could help me with my smelly jerk problem and, well, I could just help you polish your glory. Just give me a chance... one more time... for the first time... You will be mine always.
34. Benjamin Tudino - September 9, 2008 3:54 PM
Isn't this a scene right out of Never Back Down?
35. ahha - September 9, 2008 3:57 PM
CURSES!!! Why did you call me out like that AND send me off on my own?
I'll be in the corner enjoying a little humble pie. Please forgive me Fonz. We could still have something, right?
36. The Fonz - September 9, 2008 4:02 PM
My god, what have a done? You have shown me the way ahha. Now show me your bung hole and we will live in infamy.
37. monkeymuscle - September 9, 2008 4:04 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! :D
38. ahha - September 9, 2008 4:11 PM
@The Fonz... the directions are simple. I'll be bent over the ottoman playing Wii, I know you can do the rest. Just like riding a bike.
@monkeymuscle... I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, I will fight for love. What does that mean?
39. dadoren - September 9, 2008 4:24 PM
LOL
40. monkeymuscle - September 9, 2008 4:34 PM
38: That you're a rapist? :P
41. GiGi - September 9, 2008 5:12 PM
I kinda wish the dog had anally raped the Wii (as seen here: http://www.robotmartini.com/community/viewpost/556 )
42. MUSCLES - September 9, 2008 8:10 PM
blog fights are obviously where its at (-_-)...
as for the video, way to kid you willingly let a dog defile not only that but you put it up on youtube. im sure you've made many a person proud.
43. Dan - September 10, 2008 12:14 AM
You know what's even more disturbing? The dude with the camera zooming back in on the TV after barely fifteen seconds of labrador-humping-friend action.
What happened to kid's attention spans?
I blame video games.
p.s. lol @ #4
44. Nina - September 13, 2008 2:30 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny
45. Party Skull - September 13, 2008 7:21 PM
The kid began to like it at the end and the guy zooming in and out with the camera was up to bat next after sparky made it to home plate. Who knows maybe the the camera man will hit a home run and pitch a load off in the kids mouth. Nothing like being ass raped by your older brother, friend, Dad ect. after the dog is done. To bad....the poor kid's gonna be stuck on dick the rest of his life. Good way to to make your homoerotic, bestiality, incest dreams come true camera man.
46. pokeman - September 24, 2008 12:44 PM
lmfao , that was hilarious