Sep 3 2008Fun!: Child-Eating Dinosaurs At Museum
The Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County has a new exhibit in which children (and those of us that refuse to grow up) can interact with living dinosaurs. And by living dinosaurs, I obviously mean a guy dressed up in a costume. Speaking of which, were any of you inappropriately touched by Goofy at Walt Disney World circa 1986? I'm trying to get a lawsuit together. Anyway, check out this dinosaur costume -- it's similar to the ones they use for that Walking With The Dinosaurs show. Long story short: it's freaking sweet and I want one. Because nothing would make me happier than donning a dinosaur suit and ravishing my neighbor's car in a fit of carnal lust. Seriously asshole, stop Jurassic Parking that lemon in front of my house.
Hit the jump for another video with a couple more dinosaurs.
Wearable Dino Suits That Look and Move Realistically [techeblog]
Thanks to Ryoma, who once punched a T. Rex's teeth out.
Reader Comments
1. Jo Mama - September 3, 2008 12:18 PM
First!
2. Icon - September 3, 2008 12:19 PM
I'm with the GW, dinosaur suit would f***ing own.
3. Jo Daddy - September 3, 2008 12:20 PM
Dammit woman! I told you to stop "First-ing" every damn thing there is. God knows the neighbors are tired of it... and so is their cat.
4. Jo Mama - September 3, 2008 12:23 PM
Haaaaaa Jurassic Parking I get it! Did that Dinosaur sniff that little boys taint? Getting molested is bad enough. Getting molested by a f'm dinosaur?! Oh well its good to see Barney finally found work again.
5. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 12:27 PM
Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should... (molest)
6. Kal - September 3, 2008 12:35 PM
Well of course they could (molest) after all, life... finds a way.
7. Pickens - September 3, 2008 12:43 PM
In response to the Goofy incident... Do you remember the suit smelling like hummus? If so, we might be thinking of the same guy.
8. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 12:45 PM
John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't molest the tourists.
9. KalySmith - September 3, 2008 12:46 PM
I don't care about this. I just lookin my Mr.Right,lol. I'm Susie, and I'm searching someone love me and I will give you all I can do! If you are interested with me, chat with me and check my Video, you just need to add me,I have some spacial to give you. My Personal site(Blog and Photos): https://sites.google.com/site/susieleeloveyou/
10. Icon - September 3, 2008 12:50 PM
Susie,
You're a dumb bitch who can't spell or use grammar for shit.
11. chaosthirteen - September 3, 2008 12:56 PM
Agreed. Maybe dinosaurs eating people is a good thing.
12. whistle - September 3, 2008 1:06 PM
Are you Susie Lee or Kaly Smith? I'm confused. I need to know who is giving me some spacial.
13. Ben - September 3, 2008 1:12 PM
stfu about susie. Me and her really hit it off just now and we're getting married in a few minutes. She's very spacial and totally asian (I'm assuming). Score!
Update: The locks to my house have been changed and it turns out my little lotus flower is a little lotus male flower. I'll still take you back, susie.
14. Icon - September 3, 2008 1:13 PM
Aren't we all just searching someone love me? I mean, really?
I think this chick wrote the translation for All Your Base Are Belong to Us.
15. Pineapple - September 3, 2008 1:14 PM
hey, you could be able to get free apple stuff ig you sign up here.
http://apple.freebiejeebies.co.uk/48012
16. Elvis The Pedo - September 3, 2008 1:14 PM
u can see his feet stickin out at the bottom, thats lame.
17. Hallelujah - September 3, 2008 1:23 PM
Dinosaurs never existed! Fossiles were planted by Satan! God created the Earth in 7 days!!!
18. Popadopolis - September 3, 2008 1:27 PM
Free Apple stuff?!? OMFGWTFBBQSOB sign me up!! Oh wait... you mean Apple like the computer company, not like the Granny Smiths? F*** off.
19. lulu - September 3, 2008 3:09 PM
Can I buy this costume at a Halloween store?!?! that would be so KICK ASS.
20. tmhs - September 3, 2008 3:28 PM
In response to #17's comment, as a Christian I don't see why God would mention long extinct animals that have no real importance to everyday life to people who wouldn't know about them for another 3000 years anyway. You might have just jokingly saying that just to be a douche though.
21. Thumperchica - September 3, 2008 3:51 PM
@Susie - wrong crowd for "love", shoulda said lust & MMRPGs - that would've gotten a HUGE response
@20 - The "Land of the Giants" referred to in Genesis took care of the Dinos...
PS - The GW keeps humping my Vespa, and it's on MY porch - just because sometimes you pass out drunk on my swing, doesn't make the porch your driveway!
22. Amy - September 3, 2008 4:43 PM
DO WANT!
23. Lynz - September 3, 2008 5:21 PM
It's the ultimate fursuit.
And I want to wear it to the bus stop.
24. pickle - September 3, 2008 5:34 PM
that would be so great if those things ate everyone in there, especially the guy scratching it on the chin.
25. tmhs@aol.com - September 3, 2008 7:35 PM
@21 Yes, because the ancient Israelites totally knew about giants of European mythology like everyone thinks and not just guys that were really tall. And the term "Sons of God" DEFINETLY means horny angels.
26. Tori - September 3, 2008 8:33 PM
Dude, that is totally not right. What are we teaching our children? If a giant carnivore is walking towards you it's time to GTFO. These kids are going to be f***ed when Jurassic Park actually happens.
27. qbertandernie - September 3, 2008 11:02 PM
to paraphrase my perception of this title, i read it more as 'heres a video of a child eating a dinosaur at the museum'. so i thought to myself 'more cake?'
to be a grammatical ass, it should really say 'child-eating dinosaurs'...
28. Somebody - September 4, 2008 1:52 AM
"I smell a lawsuit coming. Can you say...post traumatic stress disorder and intentional infliction of emotional distress? KA CHING! KA CHING!!"
PS: Those things must be a bitch to get out of for bathroom breaks...luckily there's Depends: Adult Diapers.
29. kaos - September 4, 2008 2:13 AM
F*** it! I mis-read it as: "child eating dinosaurs" as in the kid actually eating a dinosaur.
Pre-coffee-in-the-morning dissappointment here...
30. Dan - September 4, 2008 3:17 AM
I hope the museum hired a few extra pee-mopper-uppers for this exhibition.
31. jerome - September 4, 2008 8:06 AM
am i only one here who saw the mans legs comming out of it
32. MISreader - September 4, 2008 8:48 AM
Same here, I thought a child is eating a dino in a museum. I didn't see what I expected. :|
33. Gingersnapz99 - September 4, 2008 10:26 AM
Hey kids, we're going to see barney today!
Shit barney, you ain't lookin so good....
34. GrimreapeR - September 4, 2008 1:06 PM
"mommy why does barney have 4 legs?" "i dunno hun, just kick in between each pair til you hit the sweet spot" does anybody else suddenly have the urge to get stoned and wander around the museum? and yes *sobs* goofy propasitioned me , thank god i turned him down. all he had was m&m's , if that bitch had skittles it would have been on!!
35. Sueper - September 10, 2008 2:12 PM
I cant get ovwr the guy near the end running across and hiding behind a pillar I'm sure he thought it was real, and the teen standing unmoving in front of it like look how brave and grown up I am lol.