Sep 23 2008For Kids!: Plushie Animal Head Mounts

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There comes a time in every child's life when they want a unicorn. And now you can get them one thanks to the $80 Plushkill Forest Unicorn mount! If unicorns aren't your kid's thing, don't fret -- they also come in deer, rabbit, moose and pony varieties. Collect them all! Remember, nothing teaches children about the preciousness of life better than a dead animal's head.

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Thanks to Britany, who agrees that teaching your children to hunt unicorn at an early age is just as important to their development as regular whippings.

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The wall mounts are a bit rudimentary in execution, but the waifers are a riot.

Looks so real.

It beats the cat's head on a stick...wait no it doesn't

talk about creepy...

Since when do unicorns have plaid ears and a red horn? Doesn't look like any unicorn I've ever had sex wit.. uh.. seen.

For the budding serial killer in your home! Dead mythical creature heads to hang on the walls! Collect all 4 and don't forget our new tommy guns for toddlers!

I wonder if that's The Last Unicorn...(Loved that movie!)

I sure do love unicorn loin.

Toddler Taxidermy! Never too early to start a rewarding career.

@Icon

Check it out, you've mounted a dead animal head too.

There's a joke in there somewhere about stuffing, but I'll leave that to someone else.

BTW- website for product is "thecherrybox" that's more disturbing that a busket and fish boots.

On the actual website, they have a mounting of a cow head.

You know what kind of ammo you take to hunt a cow?

A hammer.
Damn, cows are stupid.

FAKE!

That's totally photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong.

Plus I'm pretty sure this is a scene from that movie Never Back Down.

Now isn't that just adorable?

And @13, shut up

This is the scariest things since the invention of the PiƱata!

its an advertisement would have been funnier if they had the other people drinking the malt 40 oz

@7, so anyone who hunts and kills animals is a serial killer? In that case call me a mass murderer. I've killed many, many animals for sport and for food.

@18, you see that! We have something in common.

Most people don't realize that it's the sportsmen and hunters that take care of habitat and keep animal populations vibrant and healthy.

^^^^^^^^^^^ Very funny Daisy uh I mean David

I have to agree with #13, it is clearly a scene from never back down


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@18 - No, not anyone who hunts - I hunt. I was pointing out that encouraging your young children to kill mythical creatures associated with innocence and purity - like a unicorn, and mounting them on a wall - seems akin to fertilizing a sociopathic garden of dissociative disorders.
I have no issue with children learning gun safety, hunting, any of that - but to teach them that hunting their own innocent imagination is the way to go is, scary.

Some people are forced to defend their rights and their position so much that they take anything closely (or loosely) related and feign offence - relax boys, it's just a blog...

@21

And you are clearly a scene from Shut the F*** Up. It was a cable only show, never went to prime time.

Sorry, that was lame. I have a migraine, f*** off.

@19, good to see another hunter that knows how to use the interwebs. And your right, most people only see the hunting accidents and the bad hunters that just leave shit all over the woods. But if it weren't for us there would be an over population of animals, which would ruin their habitats.

@Thumperchica, yet another hunter who knows how to use the interwebs! What a glorious day this is. But I have to disagree with you, hunting things from your own imagination as a child is a lot of fun. I had countless hours of fun hunting and killing monsters and other bad guys when I was young. Nowadays I just walk around in circles in my room thinking up huge stories about wars and stuff though.

I caught a unicorn and mounted it's head while I was tripping on mescaline.

@26 - but you were hunting "monsters", not innocent creatures...

Unicorns can be monsters too! They're scary as hell... *cough*

dissapointing they aren't any sicker than a cute animal head with Xs for eyes.
they should be gory!

Oh Puh-lease! If you want freaky, check out Dr. Seuss's taxidermy sculptures
http://www.drseussart.com/taxi.html

Anything Seuss freaks me out.

The sculptures are iffy, the price tags are what scares the hell out of me.

i stick my poopies on the wall!

so none of you idiots care that those things are $80?

@13 - I couldn't agree more. But the movie might have been Primer, not Never Back Down, I always get the two of them confused.

What's with everybody saying everything is a scene from "Never Back Down" today? Obviously nobody has seen that movie because there are no stuffed unicorns or really scary apartments...

On another note, I gotta give the Geekologie writer props for scaring the shit out of me today. First with that apartment. I can't believe anybody could ever live there. I'm going to have nightmares. And then again with this post. What type of sick parent would buy this creepy "toy" for their children. Way to crush my dreams of ever finding my unicorn lol.

That site disturbed me on a very quiet level. "Princest?" "Sally-Ho?" "Amputina?" I think my soul cried a little bit.

#37, I would totally buy this for my kid, and.... don't f***ing diss NEVER BACK DOWN!!!!!!! just cuz you don't know what's up.....

@37 some people do stuff like that, decide to start annoying trends, which are funny the first couple of times however they become very dull and repetative. Just like the posts that call them dull and repetative become dull and repetative like this one, which encourages teh afore mentioned people to continue there annoying trend because people are talking about there post. Jinkies i even bored myself with this comment.

just looked at the site, screw the mounted heads, i want the smack fairy =]

@40 - Isn't that a quote right out of Never Back Down

@42 yea its right before the last fight

@42, No, I think #40 was just PEW PEW PEWing off steam.

See what I did there? I added another annoying trendy phrase to #42's to magnify the total annoyance factor. This makes me look very cool..........to myself.

Now, back to the robot apocalypse!

What's the point, when I can get skinned pig's heads free from the butcher? Makes a fine Halloween decoration.

Heh. True story. My wife brought me one wrapped in butcher paper. I chased her around, touching her with the snout. When I tired of that, I set it up on the 'fridge looking at her. She never did that again.

HAHAHAHA! this shit is funny as hell. you could totally put your kid's teddy bear up there and he'd cry. that'd be pretty awesome. f*** yeah!

Hunters are all sociopaths, baby rapists and Satanists in the guise of Christianity. You also beat your kids, you sick f***s. What the f***'s wrong with you?

Nothing wrong with shooting an innocnet annimal minding it's own business, I love hunting, but I do not rape baies!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see what i did there)

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