Sep 23 2008For Kids!: Plushie Animal Head Mounts

There comes a time in every child's life when they want a unicorn. And now you can get them one thanks to the $80 Plushkill Forest Unicorn mount! If unicorns aren't your kid's thing, don't fret -- they also come in deer, rabbit, moose and pony varieties. Collect them all! Remember, nothing teaches children about the preciousness of life better than a dead animal's head.
Thanks to Britany, who agrees that teaching your children to hunt unicorn at an early age is just as important to their development as regular whippings.
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Reader Comments
1. Miles - September 23, 2008 1:15 PM
First?
2. Miles - September 23, 2008 1:19 PM
The wall mounts are a bit rudimentary in execution, but the waifers are a riot.
3. DigitalT - September 23, 2008 1:21 PM
Looks so real.
4. Madgame - September 23, 2008 1:22 PM
It beats the cat's head on a stick...wait no it doesn't
5. that girl - September 23, 2008 1:25 PM
talk about creepy...
6. Icon - September 23, 2008 1:26 PM
Since when do unicorns have plaid ears and a red horn? Doesn't look like any unicorn I've ever had sex wit.. uh.. seen.
7. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 1:30 PM
For the budding serial killer in your home! Dead mythical creature heads to hang on the walls! Collect all 4 and don't forget our new tommy guns for toddlers!
8. gingela5 - September 23, 2008 1:38 PM
I wonder if that's The Last Unicorn...(Loved that movie!)
9. Momboelitist - September 23, 2008 1:41 PM
I sure do love unicorn loin.
Toddler Taxidermy! Never too early to start a rewarding career.
10. chaosthirteen - September 23, 2008 1:57 PM
@Icon
Check it out, you've mounted a dead animal head too.
There's a joke in there somewhere about stuffing, but I'll leave that to someone else.
11. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 2:03 PM
BTW- website for product is "thecherrybox" that's more disturbing that a busket and fish boots.
12. chaosthirteen - September 23, 2008 2:06 PM
On the actual website, they have a mounting of a cow head.
You know what kind of ammo you take to hunt a cow?
A hammer.
Damn, cows are stupid.
13. David - September 23, 2008 2:27 PM
FAKE!
That's totally photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong.
Plus I'm pretty sure this is a scene from that movie Never Back Down.
14. LSDiesel - September 23, 2008 2:36 PM
Now isn't that just adorable?
15. LSDiesel - September 23, 2008 2:36 PM
And @13, shut up
16. Angel Mass - September 23, 2008 2:44 PM
This is the scariest things since the invention of the PiƱata!
17. you know who - September 23, 2008 2:57 PM
its an advertisement would have been funnier if they had the other people drinking the malt 40 oz
18. Rithly - September 23, 2008 3:06 PM
@7, so anyone who hunts and kills animals is a serial killer? In that case call me a mass murderer. I've killed many, many animals for sport and for food.
19. Momboelitist - September 23, 2008 3:18 PM
@18, you see that! We have something in common.
Most people don't realize that it's the sportsmen and hunters that take care of habitat and keep animal populations vibrant and healthy.
20. Chiggly - September 23, 2008 3:23 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^ Very funny Daisy uh I mean David
21. Jayfournines - September 23, 2008 3:40 PM
I have to agree with #13, it is clearly a scene from never back down
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22. Konkey Dong - September 23, 2008 3:41 PM
this are goodz! i have a dumb!
23. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 3:43 PM
@18 - No, not anyone who hunts - I hunt. I was pointing out that encouraging your young children to kill mythical creatures associated with innocence and purity - like a unicorn, and mounting them on a wall - seems akin to fertilizing a sociopathic garden of dissociative disorders.
I have no issue with children learning gun safety, hunting, any of that - but to teach them that hunting their own innocent imagination is the way to go is, scary.
24. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 3:46 PM
Some people are forced to defend their rights and their position so much that they take anything closely (or loosely) related and feign offence - relax boys, it's just a blog...
25. Icon - September 23, 2008 3:59 PM
@21
And you are clearly a scene from Shut the F*** Up. It was a cable only show, never went to prime time.
Sorry, that was lame. I have a migraine, f*** off.
26. Rithly - September 23, 2008 4:24 PM
@19, good to see another hunter that knows how to use the interwebs. And your right, most people only see the hunting accidents and the bad hunters that just leave shit all over the woods. But if it weren't for us there would be an over population of animals, which would ruin their habitats.
@Thumperchica, yet another hunter who knows how to use the interwebs! What a glorious day this is. But I have to disagree with you, hunting things from your own imagination as a child is a lot of fun. I had countless hours of fun hunting and killing monsters and other bad guys when I was young. Nowadays I just walk around in circles in my room thinking up huge stories about wars and stuff though.
27. LSDiesel - September 23, 2008 4:39 PM
I caught a unicorn and mounted it's head while I was tripping on mescaline.
28. Thumperchica - September 23, 2008 5:27 PM
@26 - but you were hunting "monsters", not innocent creatures...
29. Rithly - September 23, 2008 5:29 PM
Unicorns can be monsters too! They're scary as hell... *cough*
30. Blogzilla - September 23, 2008 5:52 PM
dissapointing they aren't any sicker than a cute animal head with Xs for eyes.
they should be gory!
31. Carrie - September 23, 2008 5:57 PM
Oh Puh-lease! If you want freaky, check out Dr. Seuss's taxidermy sculptures
http://www.drseussart.com/taxi.html
32. Miles - September 23, 2008 6:27 PM
Anything Seuss freaks me out.
33. Icon - September 23, 2008 6:41 PM
The sculptures are iffy, the price tags are what scares the hell out of me.
34. Test Tickles - September 23, 2008 6:56 PM
i stick my poopies on the wall!
35. justin - September 23, 2008 10:30 PM
so none of you idiots care that those things are $80?
36. Daisy - September 23, 2008 10:36 PM
@13 - I couldn't agree more. But the movie might have been Primer, not Never Back Down, I always get the two of them confused.
37. Becca - September 23, 2008 10:40 PM
What's with everybody saying everything is a scene from "Never Back Down" today? Obviously nobody has seen that movie because there are no stuffed unicorns or really scary apartments...
On another note, I gotta give the Geekologie writer props for scaring the shit out of me today. First with that apartment. I can't believe anybody could ever live there. I'm going to have nightmares. And then again with this post. What type of sick parent would buy this creepy "toy" for their children. Way to crush my dreams of ever finding my unicorn lol.
38. Pandemonium13 - September 24, 2008 1:29 AM
That site disturbed me on a very quiet level. "Princest?" "Sally-Ho?" "Amputina?" I think my soul cried a little bit.
39. Ginormagantuan - September 24, 2008 1:54 AM
#37, I would totally buy this for my kid, and.... don't f***ing diss NEVER BACK DOWN!!!!!!! just cuz you don't know what's up.....
40. Muryu - September 24, 2008 4:23 AM
@37 some people do stuff like that, decide to start annoying trends, which are funny the first couple of times however they become very dull and repetative. Just like the posts that call them dull and repetative become dull and repetative like this one, which encourages teh afore mentioned people to continue there annoying trend because people are talking about there post. Jinkies i even bored myself with this comment.
41. Muryu - September 24, 2008 4:28 AM
just looked at the site, screw the mounted heads, i want the smack fairy =]
42. Daisy - September 24, 2008 10:06 AM
@40 - Isn't that a quote right out of Never Back Down
43. Muryu - September 24, 2008 10:12 AM
@42 yea its right before the last fight
44. Momboelitist - September 24, 2008 10:19 AM
@42, No, I think #40 was just PEW PEW PEWing off steam.
See what I did there? I added another annoying trendy phrase to #42's to magnify the total annoyance factor. This makes me look very cool..........to myself.
Now, back to the robot apocalypse!
45. TE - September 24, 2008 10:58 AM
What's the point, when I can get skinned pig's heads free from the butcher? Makes a fine Halloween decoration.
Heh. True story. My wife brought me one wrapped in butcher paper. I chased her around, touching her with the snout. When I tired of that, I set it up on the 'fridge looking at her. She never did that again.
46. poop - September 24, 2008 12:05 PM
HAHAHAHA! this shit is funny as hell. you could totally put your kid's teddy bear up there and he'd cry. that'd be pretty awesome. f*** yeah!
47. Buddy Love - September 24, 2008 6:12 PM
Hunters are all sociopaths, baby rapists and Satanists in the guise of Christianity. You also beat your kids, you sick f***s. What the f***'s wrong with you?
48. Ginormagantuan - September 25, 2008 2:30 AM
Nothing wrong with shooting an innocnet annimal minding it's own business, I love hunting, but I do not rape baies!!!!!!!!!!!!! (see what i did there)
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