There comes a time in every child's life when they want a unicorn. And now you can get them one thanks to the $80 Plushkill Forest Unicorn mount! If unicorns aren't your kid's thing, don't fret -- they also come in deer, rabbit, moose and pony varieties. Collect them all! Remember, nothing teaches children about the preciousness of life better than a dead animal's head.
Thanks to Britany, who agrees that teaching your children to hunt unicorn at an early age is just as important to their development as regular whippings.
Oh man, I love these. And unicorns really do spear little forest creatures like that, it's true. I've seen 'em do it with my own two eyes. Well, one eye -- one of those f***ers got me! Sadly, this awesomeness isn't for sale, which is a crying shame. Because gory macabre an... / Continue →
A stuffed squirrel on a Harley. Because nothing says, "Seriously, I f***ing have everything else" LIKE A TAXIDERMIED SQUIRREL ON A MOTORCYCLE.
Wild Grey Squirrel on a HARLEY DAVISON MOTORBIKE................... Great for any Motorbike fan........
16ins long. 6ins wide. ... / Continue →
Let's face it: kids were born to make your life a living hell and wreak havoc on your house and mental health whenever possible (note: this is all speculation, I don't actually have any kids. ANYMORE -- they're all growed up!). So why not minimize the damage the little imps c... / Continue →