Sep 18 2008First A Ninja Cat, Now A Ninja Dog
Most of you daily readers out there that aren't brainwashed every night will recall yesterday's ninja cat post. And, as testament to my L337 unbiased reporting, here comes a ninja dog for all you canine lovers. This little guy could certainly teach these two ninjects a thing or two about proper ninjaing. You think he can wield a katana?
Voici Futfut le chien [blogeek]
Thanks to Antoine, who once trained a pack of ninja dogs to steal street signs.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. Man - September 18, 2008 12:55 PM
Fifth!
2. Kane - September 18, 2008 12:58 PM
mad skills.
3. Mel - September 18, 2008 1:00 PM
Way more awesome than that sissy ninja cat. But just for the hell of it, I demand a showdown! Epic battle of the species! Who will win?!
Easy, the Ninjasaurus Rex.
4. Miles - September 18, 2008 1:01 PM
I'm not just a little disturbed by the conditions in which the multiple dogs are kept in. Can we say "ghetto" kennel?
5. DigitalT - September 18, 2008 1:02 PM
@2 I agree, I see they tried to board up the door area up top. But missed a few screws up on the roof. Either that or the dogs got some ninja gear with him on the way up.
6. Christophe - September 18, 2008 1:03 PM
FIRST
wait, what Mr. Man ?
7. 123 - September 18, 2008 1:09 PM
If I was stuck in that kind of backyard-breeder hell, I'd want to escape, too.
8. flaberghast - September 18, 2008 1:26 PM
dogs are far cooler than cats....
9. jumpin_j - September 18, 2008 1:27 PM
So talented! I want one!
10. penname - September 18, 2008 1:37 PM
Its like his tail is urging him on ...
11. GEOFF LEPPARD - September 18, 2008 1:52 PM
That's all very well and good, but the fact remains that the dog is stupid and smells bad.
12. Mr-McBenji - September 18, 2008 1:59 PM
woah, the ninja showdown is indeed needed, hmmm. £40 on the ninjadog!
13. turdo - September 18, 2008 2:00 PM
NICE PUPPY MILL buttstain - stop breeding - too many already without homes - go sell plasma... .
14. gingela5 - September 18, 2008 2:02 PM
All of the other dogs are looking at him in AMAZEMENT!
15. DrNecropolis - September 18, 2008 2:21 PM
Whoa, that little shit is going to cause some major problems for his new owners. The other pups are all like"how'd he get out there?" I thought the door was going to swing open as he climbed up! Too bad these are the dogs they're testing the new strain of rabies on! The begining of the Pupocylpse! Cats and Dog ninjaing together! The end of the world!!!
16. Amy - September 18, 2008 2:28 PM
"Pupocolypse".................................?
17. Momboelitist - September 18, 2008 2:50 PM
Hey dipshits! They're hunting dogs! Most hunting dogs are kept in such a fashion and they are treated extremely well. Next time do some research before shooting off at the keyboard.
You see! Now you've ruined my plan to post something pithy.
18. BS - September 18, 2008 2:56 PM
My beagle could do the same thing. Made it a real bitch to keep her in the back yard.
19. poop - September 18, 2008 3:14 PM
i want to know what gave him the initial idea of climbing the fencing, and how he eventually decided that "i'm going to try that shit!". you can't tell me that dogs and animals don't have the ability to reason and ponder. next time you eat a chicken sandwich, ask yourself if the chicken ever thought the same thing while it was cooped up.
CHOP!!! ...frizzle.. slather.. ..splat.. ..."here's your grilled chicken ala king sandwich, sir!".
20. sp00jman - September 18, 2008 3:34 PM
The irony of watching this and saying dogs are better than cats is that this dog is acting like a cat in the video.
21. The Kilted Yaksman - September 18, 2008 3:58 PM
The katana is the revered, almost sacred, weapon of the Samurai, not the Ninja. The weapon of the Ninja was the ninjatō.
22. God Save the Beaglez - September 18, 2008 6:00 PM
yeah...uh to comment 17 - nothing about the looks of these conditions makes me believe these dogs
are living well. Or it could be the fact that one would rather almost die trying to escape his own living hell, than languish in a cell with three other bitches for the rest of his life. Honestly - do you think these dogs probably get the exercise required of this breed? I forgot - it's okay they're hunting dogs.
23. guate6 - September 18, 2008 6:47 PM
#21: You're mostly right, except some ninjas did use katanas.
Quick way to tell: katans are curved, ninjatos are straight and shorter.
24. Birdsonshirts - September 18, 2008 7:32 PM
Presenting the great Houndini!
25. SlowMonkey - September 18, 2008 8:08 PM
Beagles are known escape artists. The cat was scarier.
26. Amy - September 18, 2008 9:51 PM
While I think we can all agree that puppy mills are bad, there is no evidence to jump to the conclusion that this is one. You have no idea how much time these dogs spend in this enclosure - it's certainly bigger than the kennel we put our dogs in when we need to leave them home alone, and our dogs are very well-loved.
27. Kelly - September 19, 2008 3:27 PM
I agree...I am hoping that these are just hunting dogs...although I'd like to see some sort of soft bedding in there, though. Personally speaking, i have a mini-beagle and we pretty much don't even try to lock her up anymore. I remember the time when she was a puppy and we tried to keep her behind baby gates in the kitchen while we were gone...yeah good one.
28. Rachael - September 20, 2008 5:18 PM
BAD ASS!!!
29. ExZ - September 21, 2008 3:34 AM
man that looks like the dogs weren't kept well, when one escaped the others ran to the fence to cheer him on, reminds me of prison.
30. McTOM - September 22, 2008 7:26 AM
that must have hurt him.
31. mooncrazy - September 23, 2008 6:22 AM
whatever type of dog that is--i'd make sure that little guy/gal's genes got carried on. what a smart animal. maybe annoying, but WOW.
32. Anary - May 25, 2009 12:45 AM
I actyually did a facepalm at the mention of ninjato, which is a completely fictional sword style invented by hollywood. Most ninja actually used wakizashi sized blades. Not as long or curved as the katana, but certainly not straight either.
Actually, it would be cool to see the dog holding one in his mouth and slicing at the ankles of the humans he just escaped from, then prying the cage door open with it.