Sep 23 2008Cribs: Geekologie Writer Edition

Que huh?

Apparently someone likes Whattaburger....disgusting yet ironically very art influenced..

at least there's a fire extinguisher on the coffee table...y'know just in case one of the thousands of stogies happens to start a fire.

.....She had to have been a W.O.W. player. But seriously damn. Anyone that smokes that much, shits all over the bathroom floor, sink and bathtub, and eats 100lbs of pizza needs some rehab or something hell I wouldnt know what to do. But I can tell you just by looking at this, If they cant find her they might want to check Seaworld.

i'm not impressed.

Holy shit.

You gotta wonder what it smells like in there...

what the how?!?!?!?!
i mean shit, the bathroom! at what point do you wake up and think" this is fine, this is normal"?!?!?!?!

ive seen some bad shit, how clean is your house style, but this just broke the record!

Starting to notice a lack of gadget news in this blog recently. Lol keep up the good work.

There is more to this story and I want to know.

Was the resident found dead in there or something? Was the resident kidnapped? Where the Hell is the tenant? Was it an agoraphobe? How bad was the rat infestation? Was there no trash service for some time?

Oh well, lunch time... I'm craving Whattaburgers for some reason...

I wonder how they navigate that bad boy.

im w/ 9

OMG!!!!!!! That's really disgusting. But now I'm craving a large Pepsi and a cig... preferably outside...

Ah, reminds me of my student days....

but seriously how could anyone walk around in that with shoes on that expose bare skin! i would wear a fucking space suit

The mountain of poo paper on the counter....

If you follow the link, I love that there is an ironing board and iron setup and misc. cleaning supplies as if this person gave any care at all for sanitation or appearances. It's like this is the person at your work who always keeps you guessing because their skin looks filthy but their clothes are spring fresh and well pressed.
And seriously, soap and shampoo on the bathtub, like there would be any reason to go through that if you had to step out of the tub into that hell hole.

That is like my worst nightmare come to existence! Holy cow!! That's worse than my roommate has ever been!

my buddy lives with a slob like that he fuckinng stinks like dried cum and AXE body spary

Heyyyy, #18, you know Kevin, too?

I would seriously just burn the building down. I would put a padlock on the door and torch the s.o.b.... the maintenance workers must have all quit when they saw this.

Man i hope that poor woman who walked through there and took the pictures went to a damn doctor afterwards. That place is such a biohazard it would make the CDC's skin crawl.

There are no used condoms there.. i wonder why?

That's a woman's apartment! look on the forum it's from.

You noticed that the cat litter is cleaner than her room?

All I can do is feel really sorry for that person. If it is hell to look at, it would be much worse living there...that's not really living. You'd have to be pretty screwed up inside to let the outside get that bad. Remember people, do you really think this person *wants* to be like this? They're caught in a trap: I've seen this myself. When you're physically ill, you can get over it, but when you've been broken by life and it affects your head, everything is beyond you, your life begins to spin out of control, and all you want is for it to stop, like when your car is spinning out of control, and everything seems to be in slow motion due to the adrenalin rush. I'm proud of the person for not committing suicide. They need help, not ridicule from people who haven't been there. Don't think it can't happen to you. That's probably what she thought. And let's hope someone helps her before it's too late.

That's what the inside of Lincoln's cabin looked like.

So I guess somewhere below all that is your so called wife :-?

They can't find her because she's buried under all that crap...

I don't understand how someone couldn't at least smell that place walking by. The OP doesn't explicitly say it's an apartment, but I'm wagering it is. That mess didn't just happen over a month- that is months and months of accumulation.
I won't comment on the mental state of the (ex?) resident- I'm not qualified and I don't know that anyone else here is either. What I can surmise is that she is very, very lonely.
Looks like someone needs and Oprah intervention.

WEll, if you take away all the whatta burger cups, replace them with adult diapers, replace the cola cans with pepsi, and add human excrement to the kitchen, this would be my Grandmothers old house.

I'm completely serious, my father and I had to go clean the place out and re-paint it so it could be sold to some poor, un-knowing family. And all we had were rubber gloves, plastic garbage bags and a big ass dumpster in the drive way. Which we filled...twice. And I only got paid $100 for that shit.

I cannot believe that anyone could live like that. How many cigarettes must that person go through in day? And if you all checked out the original post with ALL of the pictures? what is with the bucket on TOP of the toilet? I can only imagine what that is being used for. But like #3 said, at least there is a fire extinguisher in the middle of all of that. You know in case the couch catches on fire when she is putting her cigarette out on the arm!

"...and this is where the magic happens."

Thats fucked up.

@30, where were you and your father when your grandmother was alive? Obviously not helping an old woman that obviously had problems.

Oh yea, it's all about the money, I forgot.

@34, she's still alive you cock. We've sinced moved her to an independent-style apartment for old farts like herself. She's checked on by the nurses there and gets to hang out with people her age while still being taken care of. she's never been happier (except for maybe when she was young and her husband was still alive). And since she CAN'T work and gets very little income from welfare or anything like that and the rest of our family wants nothing to do with her, guess who pays for it all?

I wonder if they'll get their deposit back? You know... since they've been skipping rent.

@34- Tsk tsk. Not cool.

Ooooo! I stepped in it there! There's a first time for everything.

I humbly apologize. I actually considered the thought that she may be still around. It just bothers me when people don't take care of their older family members. I jumped to conclusions.

No need to name call though! I can admit when I'm wrong without being called a "cock"! How about douche bag or assclown? I can live with one of those.

I will never pick on anyone again....and by never I mean until my next comment.

I always thought douche bag was much worse then cock.
Oh well. Hope you learned your lesson, then.

Learned my lesson? Dude, I'm not your kid so lets not make more out of this than what it is. This board lives on insults and comedy.

http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486938 heres the source. and much worse pictures, like the bathroom. apparently, there are 2 cats somewhere in this mess as well.

@39 - how about douchecock ?
just another genious invention of http://www.howtolosegirls.com
thanks

It was a joke, douchecock. (thanks 42!)

beautiful bedframe though!

amy winehouse crib?

LOL 1 of the pictures has a package w/ Oral-B on it.. Yeah this seems somewhat fake lol - is it me or do half the cigarettes look not smoked? And wtf w/ cats.. I feel bad for those cats.

like my old college room...except with less porn

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Come on.

This is probably the doing of some artist with the intention/purpose that someone may come in one day and photograph everything in sight, thus capturing what ever it is a person may want to see in the space.

a relationship of subjective and objective observation.

Oh I think i just got a brilliant idea for an installation!
--copyright bitches.

uhhh shit
I have nothing to say about that *_*

What an idiot, he left the iron plugged in.

.........

How... how...
How the fuck does this even happen?

All of a sudden my place doesn't seem quite so dirty.
Serious signs of mental decay.

Coincidentally, cigarette ash makes for a fantastic mousing surface.

This is Intensocon---
This tenant obviously lives in my general neighborhhod because I see boxes from a spot called "Texas Pizza" thats right around the corner from my house that ONLY does local deliveries.
I'm also pretty certain I can place a guess which Whataburger served those drinks to this poor woman at 2am.
Only in Houston....

One word - FLAMETHROWER! unless it's two words......then FLAME THROWER! Or find the guy from DOOM and get the BMFG. Should do the trick. I never would have thought this is what the inside of Kim Kardashian's ass looks like. Hmm....I expected more potato chips....and some loose $1000 bills floating around. I mean, there's a pot of gold at the end of even the crappiest rainbow, isn't there?

I just feel sorry for the cat.

Fake!

This is an obvious photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong.

Its sorta like a scene from Never Back Down though.

im shure the cat lived in the litter, he/she (it more human that the owner at this point) must been the one responsible for keeping it clean, it, now being the litter...

FTW IS THERE THE LARGEST BUCKET EVER ON THE TOILET ??? I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY TOO, IS THERE A SPLAT ON THE CEILING??

Doooooooooode nice f cking digs!! How much is rent? I need to get out of my house before they foreclose on a player.

text me at: 323-909-7939

Man, i would love to have group sex in there.

Ah, Whataburger & Taco C. True signs of civilization. The terlet is pretty too.

Litter box was clean...

#18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL holly shit i know what you mean dood! I always wonder WTF is up with people that smell like they never fucking shower or wash their clothes but spray on a bunch of tag spray and think it's completely good to go, on another note, back in my Barracks living days, out there in the middle of fucking nowhere (diego garcia) i tried to achieve something like this, but holly shit this takes the cake!!!!!!! it was some funny shit whevenver i made any loud noises or put my feet up on the coffee table to watch all the geckos run out of the empty beer cans! LOL

oh D00000d!!!!!!!!!1111111oneone all 73h cat P00P!

Sorry Microsoft, I just had to: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/whoneedsradio/storage/imapc.jpg

I think i just decided to quit smoking. Seriously.
I've been in houses, while not AS bad, almost as bad. "Squalor" doesn't begin to describe these people... it's like the house from "Fight Club". I could never understand what motivates people to live like this. Is throwing away garbage that difficult? My mental illness is obsessive-compulsive disorder -- I keep my house fucking CLEAN.

Should I consider it relevant that smokinggirl hasn't commented on this? Or the fact that I haven't noticed her commenting lately?

I do think I see some bantha slippers in there...

Ew! That gives me horrific flashbacks of an ex-boyfriend....his disgusting behaviour is why he is an "ex"! I'm sure as heck not the cleanest of people, I'm happy to let a bit of dust accumulate and let the cats shed fur on the sofa before I get the Hoover out but geez, how can anyone live like this and think its ok? Or for that matter, be alive?? There must be all sorts of nasty fungi and spores etc growing in that filth, its gotta be unhealthy! They must stink when they leave the house. I'm sure you'd go into that bathroom and come out dirtier! Yuk yuk yuk! Not cool at all :-(

Smoking girl's house

@70 - not nice... sadly funny, but not nice

Clearly a viral for Schlotsky's Deli and Shipley Do-nuts.

Seriously though, I'm a neat freak and I'm completely paralyzed looking at these images. Yet somehow transfixed; like looking into another dimension. . .

my bet is this is a meth user's home

SmokingCunt is a fucking bitch. I bet this WAS her house..she isn't commenting. And the hurricane would explain why she hasn't been commenting in a while--she's been evicted. Seriously, this makes so much sense!

Anyone pretending to be SG (the cunt) is a liar.

That's some horrific sh!t. Obviously this person is suffering from some sort of mental disability; most likely kleptomania, and probably drug-induced, judging from the suspicious substance coming from behind the toilet. There's an elderly woman on my street who's like that. The whole perimeter of her house was buried under mounds of garbage. Then one night a fire 'broke' out, and leveled the property flat. She got out fine, and decided to rebuild the house and decorate it with -more- crap. Let's just say I've added three more fire extinguishers to the five I already have.

Anyway, I can't imagine living next door to this apartment. The smells alone would've forced me to move. A sewer plant would probably smell better than this place.

HIGH FIVES FOR #71!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is this from the sequel to Se7en?

This: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_hoarding

But, well... omfg, i thought i had a dirty room!
At least she has 2 clean things: some of her keyboard keys, and the mouse... of her pc, of course.

Only one solution: fire. Burn everything. There's biohazard involved + some kind of mutated virus down there. I'm sure of this.

make sure there's no dead body underneath the burger wrappers.

People who horde animals are way worse.

there were supposed to be 2 cats living there but they can't find them. HMMM...I wonder where they are?!?!!? lol

Landlord karma.

Hoarding is a disease. I saw a more fucked up case on Dr. Phil once. Like an entire house that had millions of food containers and cat poop everywhere. And the poor family had to put up with it because the mother freaked out if they cleaned. The kids didn't even have a decent bed to sleep in. They shared a COUCH and they were like 10 and 8. And there was garbage everywhere. The woman also hoarded food, so there were containers of food from - not kidding- 10 years ago. Flies everywhere. So gross.

Another case on Oprah featured a lady who had a house full of trash as well and a thick layer of tiny dog poop all over the house.

These people are affraid of getting rid of their garbage so they keep it around. If anyone cleans they can have serious nervous breakdowns and panic attacks. Poor people.

I've seen worse.

Are there any bones of dead pet cats under those cigarette butts?

I win

WOW, damn it must be hard to try to understand how the mind of people that live like this works, the thing that i have probs with at home is, i have to drive quite a distance from my house to my job and then back home, by the time i get back i have to see what it is i want to cook, then i gotta do laundry, clean cat poop, stuff like that, next thing you know it's late and i will forget to do all the dishes (My dishwasher is broken), and they pile up over the week, but come saturday i usually try to get them all done because it drives me insane!!!!! not to mention it is hard to get coooking when your kitchen doesn;t have free sinks or whatever you know........ blah blah, i mean it's not that hard, i know it is hard to do the process your whole life and what not and it can become such a boring ass routine but damn! i guess there has to be some kind of actual explanation why someone would do such a thing.

on the other hand..... damn, i haven't seen a schlotzkys deli in a looooooooooong time!

ma god, that's filthier than a grandma with a thousand cat .. lolz

maybe she is a fat orca beast that survives on fast food sludge....a giant sloth american such as this would have neither the strength, intelligence or inclination to clean up or eat better food. basically,. what i am saying is, it could be anyone south of Canada

Hahahaha! but that's impossible everyone knows Canadaians are the stupidest people on earth!

@90
its "Canadian" not "canadaian"........an ironic mistake...because of what your saying and because the comment box has spell check built in.

but i am not making fun of you...you are American and i know you cant help it.

the exclamation mark was at the end of the sentence....you are trying...ill give you that.
i never said i was canadian...so i dont know why you attack them.

i say "south of canada" and so i must be canadian?...uhuh...i assume the same "logic" is being applied to capturing osama and the economy

..explains everything...

@91 - There is no spellcheck built into this comment box...
damn Canadians...

Wow, you know it's bad when you NEED a shovel to clean up.

omfg i think im gonna puke
D;
x

Where's Waldo?

Bull this is a stupid fake those cigerete buts would have yellowed with age

to be fair though if you look at picture 4, they have an oral b electric toothbrush, they must have some standards....either that or they needed it for something else, eugh....

that's picture 4 after the jump btw, just in case one of you freaks points out the omission.

This is called SCHIZOPHRENIA. For serious, this is really what it looks like. That's what happened here.

ewy I think I'm gonna throw...Is this real or not?

yeah i definatelly think the cigs look questionable, i myself a former professional slob, and former smoker would know, i would make piles of cigarette butts and ashes and they always got yellow and the shes would get all on them and making them look dirtyer

"Hey, I left my cell phone at your place. It might have fallen in the couch or something, I don't remember where I put it. If you find it, just gimmie a call at my house number....thanks bra!"

....ugh

This reminds me of the episode of X-Files called 2Shy, where this dude preys on fat chicks, dissolving their bodies with Hydrochloric acid and then sucking up all their fat. This is obviously what happened here.. those are her remains in the bathroom.

could be she's as nutty as squirrel shit, but most of this is just laziness! i'm with #67, i'm ocd about keeping my house clean. looking at those pictures just makes my eyes water and my skin itch. does she really just sit there with all of that around her for hours and can't be bothered to get rid of it? fucking lazy.

my inlaws have a dirty house (not this bad) but it's pretty dirty because they can't be bothered to live like decent human beings and throw stuff away or pick up after themselves. i felt awful when my husband and i were dating and we had to be at his house. he was so embarrassed but we had to be there because they would get upset when we didn't visit with them. i would have to step over the plates of food and trash on the floor just to get to their furniture that was sticky and had shit piled all over it. i finally had it one day when we were there and i started to feel ants crawl on my arm. we hung out at my house for the majority of the time after that. when we moved in together, our house was immaculately clean. and he was happy to be out of that environment. but because he had no responsibility instilled in to him with cleaning growing up, i had to fight 18 years of bad habits. well, it got to the point where my inlaws just moved and their old house was condemned and had to be burnt to the ground. the sad thing is, they moved to a really cute house and have been there for only a few years and it's just as gross as the last one.

try watching the BBC show "how clean is your house?" this is more common amongst sane people than you think. i feel no pity for these assholes. animals live a cleaner existence than they do.

104 mamadough, try the word "Diogenes syndrome" in your dicitonary. I can't believe you are really writing stuff like "i feel no pity for these assholes". this woman obviously is in desperate need of help. self-righteousness, however, can only be cured by improving self-knowledge. so you'll probably know est what you should do now.