Sep 22 2008Crazy Rainbow In The Sprinkler Conpiracy

I love her!

I l-o-v-e her!

oh wait, maybe I better watch the clip first.

SECOND...the opposite of the "firsts" douche bags

Rednecks are fun

I've seen this before. I'm pretty flabbergasted there are actually people that stupid in the world.

Does being a "SECOND" douchebag make you better or worse than a "FIRST" douchebag? The world may never know

This is just too easy a target to obliterate. I feel sorry for stupid people (except when they are on America's Funniest Home Videos in a musical montage!)

PROdominately? I knew that spelling was "predominately" an issue in the South but didn't know it had infiltrated Northern California. I guess trashy people know no borders.

This woman is clearly a genius. I can't believe that none of us have noticed this before, but she's right! Rainbows near the ground?!?! C'MON!!
I say we place her as the head of a national committee to find the cause of these evils of nature and bring the people responsible to justice!

I don't recall the dinosaurs mentioning anything about that rainbow affect 20 years so she may be on to something there.

And this is why drunk hicks should not be allowed to own a video camera or have access to the internet.

No, she's RIGHT!

We have to ask ourselves, as a nation, WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

I mean really, this yokel can't have enough brain matter to support autonomic functions like breathing. Obviously it's a conspiracy to keep them around long enough to breed and lead to the downfall of our race! It must be aliens.. and HAARP, and erm, the leftist anti-NASCAR lobby!

OK crap, this was supposed to be a joke, now I realize she probably has a dozen kids and we pay for her welfare. Now I'm depressed.

I smell a Ron Paul supporter...

HOLY F*** THEY'RE PUTTING LIGHT IN OUR WATER

atcually the opposite of FIRST would be LAST douchebag.

so until the next poster says something I WIN! haha? (sarcasm)

LAST!!!

also WTFOMGBBQ this woman has clearly been txting too much.

"We as a nation have to ask ourselves..."

Why the F*** people this stupid are allowed to live even minutes past their first signs of idiocy.
Oh well, doesn't matter I guess. the U.S's general has always been on the stupid side.

Oh and @4
SECOND douche bags are better then FIRST douche bags because they don't have to try as hard as the FIRST douche bags. Thus making them less pathetic.

I know I have a THRIST for energy sources. These issues are definitely at the top of my list!

Oh f***... I MEANT @5! @5!! Damn it...

@15 - So, by expending less effort and more stupidity they win? Seems to me like you've been watching too many sprinkler rainbows...
oh and BTW - you totally failed... but we still love ya!

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW, that's really pathetic.

Oh Shit. Not only is our water supply screwed, they're also filling our oxygen supply with light. It's the f***ing Halo!

Ok, so the dates may be a little off - it's all part of the conspiracy!

It's freakin' aliens I tell you. AHHHHH!!!

LAST

*sigh*

I'd like to say I'm surprised or even disappointed.... but I'm not.

It's lead. Definitely, definitely lead. Uh oh, time for Whopner.

What a dumbass! There's a rainbow RIGHT there and she's not going after the pot of gold. I tell you, some people just need to think.

I think she was referring to those other rainbows, y'know the kind that crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass.

I hate those friggin' things.

She wouldn't be complaining if she found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow....

@10: No, clips such as these are PRECISELY why drunk hicks should be allowed to have video cameras and access to the internet. Sarah Palin supporters need a creative outlet and a way to share their 'discoveries' with the rest of us.

I don't give a damn about any test or shit. I just want me pot of gold at the end of the sprinkler.

They have to keep autistic people away from the camera...

Argghhh! Oil's getting into the water supply! Quick! Get it out of the ground!

It's this kind of person who believes voting for McCain is a good idea.

"Hi, I'm afraid of rainbows, and I vote."

this reminds me of the crazy general in Dr Strangelove who thought putting flouride in water was a communist conspiracy. and if i remember rightly he tried to start World War 3...................

Dumbass.

@Gourmet Vagina, I second that. Nice one. Unfortunately its just a clip from never back down

I was starting to wonder why I was pissing rainbows... The fact that she spelled "constitutional" wrong is just the icing on the cake

The Geckology Writer spelled conspiracy wrong.

@2

i dont think there can be an opposite on a numbers.

Last!

Did I get it?

@39,

There can, however, be an opposite to good grammar and guess what!? You're it!!!

@8

I agree completely!

I am going to get started on the design for our NCFCTEoNBPRJ jackets!

if you look really close you can see the land of OZ just you need to drink about an gallon of that clear looking water

pierre said an gallon!

holy shit this is older than jesus, yet still seems to amaze me.

*note: internet jesus.

hell, real jesus too.

@ 39 what about minus and positive numbers?

bwahahahahaha, this is so special to me. I just want to hold her tight and tell her it's going to be okay, and that the French were definitely behind the rainbow water. LE COLOUR WATER!

"This wasn't happening twenty years ago, but now it's happening now."

Redundant yokels make me LOL.

Oh man her other videos are even better.
But you know what the bestest thing ever is!?
Her comments. Oh my god.
I want to beat her with a third grade science book

I always wondered what happened to the people that quit school after 7th grade...

@ 41
Do you think using 3 exclamation marks is good grammar?

You Americans make me laugh ... and hide under my bed at night.

nice job america

Water can reflect? Nah no way, it's chemicals.

I HATE people like this so much. The idiots who go, "What the hell are these bright things in the sky? They only come out at night and I think they're radioactive speckles flung into space by the machines the government uses."

Kill her.

These people surely vote republican.

She's gonna vote for mccain i can guarantee.

It must have Brawndo in it... it has electrolytes. The stuff plants crave.

... and it begins...

@59

I saw that movie!!!
the one where the guy and girl are frozen, then thawed in the future!
right?

See? This is what happens when you stop taking your meds...
Just come back from youtube, this is mild compared to her other crazy conspiricy theories... the one about the robot cockroaches is classic!

It's funny, McCain supporters say she's voting for Obama, Obama Supporters say she's voting for McCain...and I DIE a little inside when i watch this...

Damnable United States Government, controlling the oxygen supply tank strapped on Earth's back! Why can't we go back to the old days when trees made the oxygen for everyone, and it was untouched by pesky scientific hands?

Light?
In MY water?

Ah, meth.

F***ing right, now I come to thing about it. I didn't see any rainbows 20 years ago.

Must be Al Qaeda. Invade. Bomb. Kill.

Quick, before the try to poison us with dihydrous monoxide.

I want to see a picture of this woman so I can move to her neighborhood and sucker punch her every morning when she wakes up.

I just checked and we get them here in scotland too damn must be a multinational conspiracy involving some shady organisiation known only as the that secretly controls the water supplies of the world O.o

gah when i put things in greater than less symbols than it doesnt put it in must be those damn character pixies ruining the continuity of my comment =/

Her stupidity makes me want to kill myself.

I'm certain she's voting for McCain.

I'm certain that she's not going to vote.
The government has probably taken her out by now.

It's not the rainbow you should be worried about... it's the LEPRECHAUNS at either end searching for them pots of GOLD!

She is right tho, they are putting something in our water cause you don't get that stupid from drinking straight H2O!

photoshop ROR

What's in our water? I'll tell you what.

Love.

geez...are those bullet holes in the fencing....OMG!!! looks like detroit!!!! 10-20 years ago.

"prodominatly" lol

@66 thank you for that. The nerd in me just splooged all over my keyboard and i'm typing with both hands.

dihydrous monoxide poisoning hahahahahahaha

but on a serious note, D.A.R.E. to keep rednecks off computers

lol sounds like an obama supporter

thats about as ignorant as you can get without actually being a doorknob.

#79 sounds like an asshole.

I just want to thank every person who commented on this video, you all just made my day.

Holy WOW there are some ignorant motherf***s out there.

Love that she tried to sound "all smart like".

I pity the schizophrenic.

Flowers In the Attic. Rainbows In the Sprinklers.

"What the hell is going on", indeed -- with our educational system today that people do not understand what a simple rainbow is. This person can shoot and post a video to the Internet, but can't read a little middle-school physics?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow
http://www.eo.ucar.edu/rainbows/
http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/rainbow.asp

Wonder what she thinks of the story of Noah's Ark?

OMG there are droplet-sized prisms in our water supply???? Darn global warming. Someone quick, call Al Gore!

I love the sirens in the background, the sound really adds to the crazy.

If you think you are of average intelligence, imagine how tiring this is for those of us on the higher end of the bell curve.

"The visible spectrum... is rainbows..." (gnarf)

i think i know what's in HER water system...
LSD!

I want to know how she trained that snake to water her yard.

The fact that someone of this level of intelligence can afford a sprinkler, lawn, and obviously can afford to pay the water bills... proves that we needed this recession.

I remember this.

...It makes me very ashamed to live in America.

SECOND...the opposite of the "firsts" douche bags