Sep 10 2008Bronze Vader Statues (Are A Waste Of $)
First the Leia sex statue, then R2 and C-3PO replicas, and now, Vader. The 4-foot, 150lb bronzed bastard was cast by Lawrence Noble and is pat of a limited edition of 30 pieces. Each costs $18,000, which I wouldn't even pay for a peanut butter sculpture of Chewbacca bending Jar Jar over a landspeeder. I mean, it could at least be life-size. And chocolate. Oh shit, and he should have a really pimp belt buckle. Something like "Vader tip goes PEW PEW!"
NOTE: That was a whistle tip reference. If you haven't seen the video, you haven't been living the past two years, so I posted it after the break. Watch the whole thing.
Limited Edition Bronze Darth Vader Statue Now Available [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. mikagami - September 10, 2008 2:03 PM
vader no like bronze.
first.
2. Uncle Eccoli - September 10, 2008 2:24 PM
It looks like chocolate.
3. theotheraaron - September 10, 2008 2:26 PM
why only 4 feet? a midget vader? if you to 4, you might as well go all the way.
4. Enflamed - September 10, 2008 2:30 PM
GO WOO WOO!
5. Mike Hawk - September 10, 2008 2:42 PM
You knows, you shud be ups kookin brekfiis or somfin it be like yo alarms clock...WoooWOOOOOO. Nice Ghetto Supra brah, is it custom? Oakland, what a shit hole.
6. Mac Guy - September 10, 2008 2:47 PM
So to show off the new whistle tip Bubb runs his car on the wrong side of the road, almost hitting the parked cars, and running through a stop sign.
Its a really good thing he has the alarm clock on his ride.
That "statue" kinda looks like Darth in Carbonite. Perhaps its Darth Vaders mini me.
7. Momboelitist - September 10, 2008 2:59 PM
Dis am duh shit! WOO WOOO!
How in thee world could anyone in their right mind want to install such an idiotic device in their exhaust pipe? I mean, it's not like they can't hear it inside the car.
So, to be cool you must wear your pants half way down your ass and put whistle tips on your car. These young people today are go-getters!
8. SmokingGirl - September 10, 2008 3:04 PM
E gah WHOOOO WHOOOOO! ya nah wha i sayin'? WHOO WHOO!
Jesus Christ, I'm never moving to Oakland.
9. Momboelitist - September 10, 2008 3:29 PM
SG, I hope for my sake you were actually letting JC know you would never move to Oakland.
10. JB - September 10, 2008 3:44 PM
Someone sterilize them both, now.
11. Angel Mass - September 10, 2008 4:02 PM
Bronze? yuck, I wish it was chocolate
12. Jason - September 10, 2008 4:30 PM
That chick was high as a kite! I'm guessing she was the one driving away? Question though - WTF did that have to do with bronze darth vader statues? Strange things are going on around here lately.
13. geekman - September 10, 2008 4:38 PM
WOO WOO
14. Antonio - September 10, 2008 6:02 PM
EEE GO WOO WOO, YEAH EE DA WOOWOO! LO freakin' L
15. No.6 - September 10, 2008 8:26 PM
@12
Bubb Rubb's whistle tip goes WOOO WOOO
Vader's penis tip (according to the GW's wishes for his belt buckle) goes PEWW PEWW
They rhyme....and they are both tips....
I hope this helps.
16. Dave C - September 11, 2008 9:11 AM
I love how people who look the least able to afford useless crap still spend their money on said useless crap. Welfare line forms to the left, I suppose.
17. Amaranth - September 11, 2008 9:14 AM
Whistle go WHOOOOOO~~~~! WHOO WHOO!!!
18. Gingersnapz - September 11, 2008 3:58 PM
@16, I love it even more when that useless crap is just to "look at"
18,000 big ones just to look at something.