Awh Man: Indian Girl Kills Herself Over Fear Of World-Ending Large Hadron Collider
Damn, this is some sadness. Chayya, a 16-year old Indian girl from Madhya Pradesh, drank pesticide and killed herself over fear of the Large Hadron Collider going online and destroying the earth. I send my deepest sympathies to Chayya's family and pray, for the sake of my own soul, that she never read Geekologie.
Indian Teen Commits Suicide Over LHC Fears [uberreview]
PSA: THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WILL NOT DESTROY THE PLANET.