Sep 26 2008Awesomest Jesus-Themed Song EVER

Never Back Down.

I'm so sorry...I just had to.

So... That piano was needed?

The dude playing the bass is a f***ing badass...I wanna buy him a shot.

Also I want to titty f*** that bitch with the glasses who was singing backup.

Best video EVER Mr.Geekologie writer.

There was no where near enough footage of the guitarist with the glasses on. I need to see a lot more of that guy. Not to mention, he total got dissed right at the end of the video. Poor bastard.

ha ha ha...you've been ZAPPED!

I hate you for that.

Yeah hes a nice guy and does great landscaping work too.. but this song missed the first 2 letters of his name (De jesus). How rude!

"Jesus came and found me, and touched me down inside"?!?!?!

Wahahahahahahaah ahahahahaha
Perfect!

That kicks ass!!! ha-ha!
Make sure you take a ride on "The Gospel ship"!
Anybody have links to more crappy 80's low budget videos?

I hate to tell them that Jesus is MY friend. I have him on my myspace page!!

@8:
My co-worker and I got a good laugh out of that line too.

I luv watching non coordinate... ummm... people dance… what’s scary was some of the phases sounded a lil prince’ish... so just imagine prince remaking this song!!! Even scarier… I watched the entire video "ZAP!!!"

Does he know Jesus doesn't like gay people?

This reminds me of the great dairy company I saw once.... "Cheeses of Nazareth".

So many double innuendos.... probably atheists who got a kick out of making fun of Christians on their own show :)

I'm sort of wondering if it's real myself. It does look pretty authentic... but it's hard to believe they didn't realize what they were singing...

That lead singer seems to be trying to hard too. I keep catching this look, as if he's surprised he got that last phrase right.

OLD....OLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLD.

the reason this shit is poppin' its becuase of us.

outdated dawg.

hit me up, darklover07

It almost sounds a little reggae-ish. Let me light a bone and listen again....

Nope.

These are the poopz! One day this is the best time fer they camp behinde the. See. Use thim 3 tims.

Here's a pretty convincing pitch that the vid's fake:

http://endie.net/cs/blogs/endie/archive/2008/09/07/Sonseed_Im_calling_it_as_fake.aspx

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See? that is why heavy metal and rock has more fans

I'm thinking this guy and his pals need to be crucified for writing/singing such a ridiculous song

I am pleased. except...that fat guy...didnt seem very friendly...im not sure he realy IS my friend...he just wants my xbox...i know it.

are you OK Amy??

I was having the shittiest day until I saw this. Thank gawd! This is now my cellphone ringtone!! Seriously..."...la la la, is a friend of mine; he's my friend...la la la..."

I think that John Frusciante from RHCP got his moves from the guitarist here. Just watch the video for "Can't Stop". The hip swing is uncannily similar.

I think that John Frusciante from RHCP got his moves from the guitarist here. Just watch the video for "Can't Stop". The hip swing is uncannily similar.

I think I remember the orange guitarist from WKRP in Cincinati. He was a DJ. I must say he is much more passionate as a guitarist. He even dropped a load in his pants.

As for the Jesus friend guy, it's good he learned to turn the other cheek when people laughed at him although I don't think he had a choice. Light in the Loafers does not make a good assailant.

That is the greatest thing i have ever heard!

This is better than rick rolling

Gotta send it to friends.

The fat dude doesn't look like he wants to be there and he totally checks out that lady's rack.

no rockin' out with jesus tag?

This is, like, Creed's version of the Beatles.

I wish Jesus would zap me deep inside. Oh yeah.

wow. I strangely really want to down load this song and put it on my iPod

Skajesustastic!!! I would totally go to church if they played music like that.

That song is screaming for a horn section, kinda "A Message to You Ruby" style.

"A Message to You RuDy" sorry.

I didn't touch that guy deep down inside. It was the Canadian Mounty I swear.

I like it when the singer is looking at the wrong camera and turns real quick to the right one.

Also love it when they show the fat guy that isn't singing. I think he just blundered onto the stage looking for a donut.

lol " i tried to run and hide but jesus came and found me and touched me in side" if u know what i mean

That dude sounds like Zoolander

Umm......#8 & #38.....the next line follows that one up flawlessly...." He is like a mounty, he always gets his man." I mean...what more evidence do you need? Catholic priests.......touching little boys......I think this guy was either trying to warn us of a touching epidemic, or, he was crying out for help, because the guitar player invited him over for some "tuning" lessons. Idk....I just dk.

I remember the time i tried to run and hide under the stairs.... but then Jesus came and touched down inside... He ALWAYS gets his man... : (

ow, ow, ow, ow my brain hurts

Is it me or does the singer looks like Owen wilson, without the f***ed up nose?

I like Jesus, jesus is my friend too.

Religious people are f***en stupid, just goes to show you...this is low even for this website. F*** you Jesus

He sings like Caboose (RvB) talks.

Oh, that was just such an awesome way to honor Men at Work and to keep the Sabbath Day Holy at the same time!

What a complete fake!

The shadows are all wrong. It looks like a scene from Never Back Down with different music dubbed in.

"One I tried to run.
I tried to run and hide.
But Jesus came and found me,
and he touched me down inside"

Jesus sounds like a stalker rapist!! D=

"Jesus, Quick! Get the Escalade!"

Jesus didn't bless them with much musical / singing skills

This is the best video/song I've ever seen/heard.

Awesome.

it might sound lika a "JESUS" song but if u play it backwards just slowly enough.........

also when he say "jesus will never leave u flat" does that mean he'll leave u bent over....just sayin

W.W.J.D?

Bitch slap all of them for making some crap music about him and then listen to megadeth. (or something along those lines depending on his mood)

WHAAAAAAAAT

THE FUUUUUCK

Sweet merciful crap, that was amazing.

Soooooo....

Jesus is ska? *imagines Jesus skankin' around in a circle*

What Would Jesus Pew?

All in favor of ZAP being the new PEW say IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Someone needs to sample this for some twisted house/electro mix.

PS I still think "Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus" by the Beat Farmers is a close second for best-ever.

this song rules!
o'doyle rules!
karate punch rules!
lmao favorite video ever

ha ha ha...you've been ZAPPED!