Sep 16 2008Awesomest Game Ever Is Coming Soon!
Jetpack Brontosaurus is a video game being developed by Flashbang Studios. It combines two of the sexiest things alive, jetpacks and dinosaurs, to create the awesomest game ever. My loins tingle at the thought of a Hot Coffee mod.
Thanks to Michael, who knows a good video game when he sees one.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. Man - September 16, 2008 4:01 PM
LOVE IT!!
2. Julian - September 16, 2008 4:01 PM
HA! the the brontosaurus long neck and its testicle-like jetpack remind me of my junkasaurus rex. . . yeah, thats right ladies. its that big . . . and slightly green. . . showering is for losers.
3. the sysop - September 16, 2008 4:11 PM
man, the music makes me wanna shed a tear or throw on some michael bolton to cheer myself up.
ask me http://www.howtolosegirls.com
4. Mizu - September 16, 2008 4:15 PM
Isn't this just from xkcd?
http://blag.xkcd.com
September 9th, 2008.
I think an xkcd fan just made it up.
5. rob - September 16, 2008 4:16 PM
uh, those are turbines...
6. that game site - September 16, 2008 4:20 PM
http://raptorsafari.com/play.php
7. Cenon - September 16, 2008 4:21 PM
So that's what happened to Denver the Last Dinosaur! and oh yeah, I cried when I watched the first Land Before Time Movie. F*** off I was 5.
8. the sysop - September 16, 2008 4:23 PM
nothin wrong with cryin yo....
den-VEERR!!! the laaaaast diiiinoosauur. he's MY friend and a WHOLE LOT MORE !!!!
crazy theme song
9. Haas - September 16, 2008 4:23 PM
My thought..
They didn't.....
10. Miizu - September 16, 2008 4:27 PM
Edit to my earlier post (#4).
It's not from xkcd. What a coincidence though. x_x
11. emerich - September 16, 2008 4:32 PM
if anything, i'd play this for the music.
TR1P BAWLZ D00DZ
12. ra1n - September 16, 2008 4:43 PM
trippy...
13. Jake - September 16, 2008 4:46 PM
The original Jetpack Dinosaur game...Nanosaur and its sequel....
http://www.pangeasoft.net/nano/screenshots.html
14. Mcfeely Smackup - September 16, 2008 5:14 PM
I'm not sure how EVERYONE in this thread missed the fact that this is the most boring, sad premise for a game I've ever seen. Flying a dinosaur though rings for points. wow, good one...the design team really burned the midnight oil on that one.
15. Dan - September 16, 2008 5:15 PM
You know there was never a dinosaur called a Brontosaurus, it was a name given to a set of bones mostly belonging to the Apatosaurus.
F***ing hell, what a dull first comment from me. Sorry.
16. Nacon - September 16, 2008 5:18 PM
......lame.
(agrees to McFeely Smackup's comment)
17. Gingersnapz - September 16, 2008 5:23 PM
I'm gonna be that guy who says,
"It would be better if they were NINJA dinosaurs with backpacks..."
18. wes - September 16, 2008 5:27 PM
ive been playing Raptor Safari for 30 mins now. "Hunt raptors with a JeeP"
OH YEA
http://raptorsafari.com/play.php
-wes-
19. Elmo - September 16, 2008 6:00 PM
.......Oh, and the bat-like dinosaurs that can fly can drive cars??
20. neko - September 16, 2008 6:36 PM
@14 loll !! im sure de design team inhaled most of the oil they burned...
looks fun, just like staring at a wall for hours on acid, except there is no acid... and walls.... gawd the poor childreds
21. Believer - September 16, 2008 8:11 PM
I think it's really cool how the exhoust from the jet pack shows the opposite world. Like when he passes through one of those shiny rings.
22. Ginormagantuan - September 17, 2008 3:03 AM
WTFBBQ?!?!?!?!?!!!111oneone
23. ExZ - September 17, 2008 8:29 AM
Perhaps the most original idea to come out of gaming in the last 6 years, well aside maybe portal that was pretty old school too.
24. seph - September 17, 2008 9:36 AM
@15
your right, but the dinosaur in this is actually an Apatosaurus named Brontosaurus
25. iama57412 - September 17, 2008 9:56 AM
so what you're saying is that it's starfox with a dinosaur
26. Momboelitist - September 17, 2008 10:13 AM
Fake!!
@5, your advice sucks! Women like being treated badly. Why do you think they always go after the bad (asshole) boy?
27. Ash - September 17, 2008 10:49 AM
Man Finaly!!!! Someone had the balls to show what life was really like as a dinosaur.
28. Miles - September 17, 2008 1:08 PM
The last video game I played was on an Atari (1980 I think)- probably "Pong" or something like that. (Yeah- I'm old- get over it). I'd play this though.
29. Colin - September 17, 2008 8:57 PM
This is just Pilotwings 64 with dinosaurs.
30. louis vuitton - September 27, 2009 7:16 PM
man, the music makes me wanna shed a tear or throw on some michael bolton to cheer myself up.