Sep 4 200837 Prisoners Caught Hiding Cell Phones In Their Bodies, 7 Require Surgery To Retrieve
In a story that harks back to Captain Sneakapeak and the case of the missing cameraphone, comes this story. 37 Pakistani prisoners at Camp Jail were found to be hiding cell phones in their bodies. All but seven were easily removed. The seven that didn't come out so easily were all smart phones. Those required surgery. Read: removal of the asshole. Just kidding, I don't know what they did. What I do know is I'm starting to get worried why my Bluetooth headset and charger haven't passed yet.
7 Prisoners undergo surgery to remove mobile phones from their butts [newlaunches]
Thanks to Silver Sided, who knows a guy who once snuck an entire phonebooth into jail.
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Reader Comments
1. lol - September 4, 2008 9:28 AM
first
2. Amaranth - September 4, 2008 9:29 AM
wow really didn't have to know about this stuff
3. Tomtom - September 4, 2008 9:30 AM
that's freaking grross...mad stright men act guy after that I bet
4. Turd Ferguson - September 4, 2008 9:31 AM
turd!!
I mean...third!!
I'll bet he gets shitty reception on that cell phone!
Bwaaaaa-ha-ha-ha!!!!!
5. Genocide - September 4, 2008 9:31 AM
whats with all the idiots posting first? whats the fucking point? Are you guys such losers that this is the only thing that makes you feel like a man?
6. Turd Ferguson - September 4, 2008 9:32 AM
Damn, I need to type faster ;(
7. Turd Ferguson - September 4, 2008 9:33 AM
@5;
"Are you guys such losers that this is the only thing that makes you feel like a man?"
Well, that and a pair of testicles.
---The Dude
8. theotheraaron - September 4, 2008 9:44 AM
i wonder if they keep them on VIBRATE mode
9. Gar - September 4, 2008 9:44 AM
Doesn't make sense at all, why would they be hiding them inside, and how will they get their battery filled.
Another hoax me thinks, at least a viral marketing (buy it smaller , who knows you might one day one of them ! )
10. Momboelitist - September 4, 2008 9:44 AM
@5, sorry Mr. Serious, we don't know any better here.
Tip to #5: Wait a while before posting to see how things flow, then you can make an ass of yourself. If you still don't get the shtick we do here I recommend you pull the cel phone out of your ass.
11. Silver Sided - September 4, 2008 9:56 AM
@ 5 - Indeed it does...but he could be a nihilist.....
" Ve vant ze money, Lebowski."
12. Mdiz - September 4, 2008 10:00 AM
Singular...They've got you covered....
13. Steve-o - September 4, 2008 10:08 AM
That's totally going to interfere with T-bones shower session
14. yomega - September 4, 2008 10:16 AM
isnt this going to increase the risk for cancer?!?!?!?1
15. Not That Guy - September 4, 2008 10:30 AM
"Oh them? That's my Verizon network...IN MY BUTT!"
16. bish-fiscuit - September 4, 2008 10:38 AM
I would to point out the sheer hilarity of the name of the picture: butt-phone.jpg
17. guate6 - September 4, 2008 10:42 AM
#4: "shitty reception" haha, classic. Well said.
18. Not That Guy - September 4, 2008 10:42 AM
@5 - You know what really makes me feel like a man?
Your wife.
Holding my junk.
While I drink YOUR beer.
19. Freddy K - September 4, 2008 11:55 AM
Gotta love that this article is tagged:
iphone in your ihole,
james bond would never stick a cellphone up his ass,
smart phones dumb asses,
your phone smells
Absolutely priceless. Thanks GW.
20. Amaranth - September 4, 2008 1:10 PM
@9 u really think prisoners are allowed phones? where else would u hide it other then ur mangina?
21. R - September 4, 2008 1:22 PM
Camp jail? Is that like a summer camp for prisoners?
22. bing crosby - September 4, 2008 1:45 PM
HAHA. Talk about shitty reception. Cell phones are for assholes. Der I could go all day.
23. Dorian - September 4, 2008 2:39 PM
"Iphone in your Ihole"
I almost spit out my coffee when I read that.
Fricken halarious! =)
Thank You GW!!!
24. cell-o - September 4, 2008 8:08 PM
Poo poo poo
Bet that feels great on vibrate.
Does thinking that make me gay?
25. cell-o - September 4, 2008 8:14 PM
Poo poo poo
26. qwerty - September 4, 2008 9:11 PM
@8
ZING!!!11!!!1!
27. Hunter - September 5, 2008 12:32 AM
@5 - Everyone was bad-mouthing you so I now feel obligated to do the same; hence, YOU SUCK
@Turd Ferguson - LMAO: shitty reception
As far has cell phones go, this would be a good time to invest in something like the Motorola SLIVR.
28. c0d3r - September 5, 2008 1:25 AM
This is junk! No such thing happened in pakistan! All crap lies :@
29. Foobar - September 5, 2008 11:27 AM
Why is #5 such a sexist.
Women can be Frist too!
PS, I'm currently smuggling a blackberry in my snatch. Its set on silent vibrate, so call me or email me.
30. Thomas - September 7, 2008 4:42 PM
Fake!
Its a total photoshop job. The shadows are all wrong!