11-Year Old Girl Field Strips And Reassembles AR-15 Rifle In Less Than A Minute

This is a video of 11-year old Mackenzie disassembling and reassembling an AR-15 in less than a minute. Her father made the video as a PSA to let any middle schoolers out there know that, if you break little Mackenzie's heart, she's gonna murder your whole family.

Once Again, We See That Girls Mature Faster Than Boys [gizmodo]

• Scale Replica Of Halo Sniper Rifle In LEGO

  November 1, 2011

  Your barrel's saggin', bro. God, if I had a nickel for every time somebody told me my barrel was droopy I'd be pounding an Egg McMuffin right now. This is Nick Jensen and his 1:1 scale replica Halo: Reach LEGO sniper rifle. I...wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of it ... / Continue →
• Bootyful: Sweet Pirate Ship Themed Bedroom

  March 7, 2011

  Bootyful, get it?! Me neither, my dogs told me to type it or they'd pee on my favorite rug AND THEN THE WHOLE ROOM WOULD COME UNRAVELED. Lebowski reference -- count it. This is a pirate-themed bedroom designed for a six-year old who may or may yes be spoiled rotten. It can ... / Continue →
• Yikes!: Pee Wee's Playhouse Action Figures

  September 23, 2009

  Just looking at this $140 set of action figures makes me question what the hell my parents were thinking letting me watch such a wack-ass program as a child (I suspect they were thinking "booze time!"). I mean, it's pretty amazing I still turned out alright. Somebody, anybody... / Continue →