Aug 18 2008Yes Please!: Samus Aran's Zero Suit
As a guy who was raised on Metroid and just finished Corruption on the Wii last week, I have a special fondness for Samus Aran. And it's not just that sexy beam-cannon she sports either, although it certainly helps. Well, here's the same chick (whose name is Jenni Källberg and actually made the suit) that we saw previously in the entire Varia suit, but this time sporting Samus' more basic Zero Suit. Which, incidentally, I got to see at the end of Corruption because I went for 100% completion. I probably wouldn't have though if a friend hadn't told me I'd get to see her naked. That guy, such a prankster. I choked him to death with the nunchuck cable.
Hit the jump for several more pictures of the second love of my life (behind Zelda).
Pixelninja (Jenni's personal art and cosplay page)
via
Samus Aran (Zero Suit) - Metroid Prime Cosplay [larcho]
Thanks to Andy, who swears he's seen Samus naked.
Reader Comments
1. Popadopolis - August 18, 2008 12:58 PM
This girl must not have much to do with her time. Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed. And if she needs a new hobby, my penis is available on the weekends...
2. mer - August 18, 2008 1:01 PM
It's nice work, but nothing impressive when compared to the previous costume. I'd still pump her like a metroid though.
3. DreamFolder - August 18, 2008 1:07 PM
Ya gotta love a girl with "gap"
4. Icon - August 18, 2008 1:07 PM
Holy t*** I wanna lick 'em!
5. Jay - August 18, 2008 1:09 PM
She must have a crew of people to dress her. How does she get into that rig? Jeebus, that must be uncomfortable. Pretty girl though.
6. Julian - August 18, 2008 1:13 PM
SHIT!! thanks a lot Geekologie writer. put a damn "OMGWTFBBQ" over that and a warning. You now owe me a new boxers and a shit load of kleenex.
7. DJ CJ - August 18, 2008 1:26 PM
Dios mio.............
8. greggo - August 18, 2008 1:34 PM
AYE MI CORAZON!
9. Ken - August 18, 2008 1:45 PM
she looks hot in her blue dress
10. intermission - August 18, 2008 1:53 PM
that prob was hard as hell to but on. prob greased her down and sliped that thing on
11. Lynz - August 18, 2008 1:57 PM
Holy shiznit dawg she's flat as hell. She must have lost like 10 pounds trying to just get in that thing. Ech.
12. Not Me? - August 18, 2008 2:17 PM
she... has no boobs
13. poop - August 18, 2008 2:23 PM
wtf cartoon pedophile!!
14. jesse - August 18, 2008 2:32 PM
So uhh, you guys think that's a wig or...?
15. enigma - August 18, 2008 2:52 PM
That's about the hottest thing ever.
16. bbb - August 18, 2008 3:24 PM
What's wrong with you people?!? (Not you 16) That's freaking incredible and she's unbelievably hot! Are you forgetting to fantasize that she's your hot Samus suit making/wearing girlfriend? I'm already imagining unlikely career twists that result in business trips to [RÄD_CHICK'S_HOMETOWN] where we meet and fall in awkward nerd love. And I speak Swedish or something.
17. teenagemutantheropurples - August 18, 2008 4:04 PM
zero suit
zero breasts
18. the thompson - August 18, 2008 4:29 PM
@ 18
Touche
19. kboi - August 18, 2008 4:50 PM
boobs too small
20. Coffee - August 18, 2008 8:01 PM
The suit's fairly tight-fitting. The apparent lack of boobage may be a result of compression. Only one way to find out...
21. Jay - August 18, 2008 9:10 PM
For an artist, she has a gymnast's body. Great legs, glutes, muscular trunk, small chest, and nice shoulders. To die for. She has other photos on the web. Pretty girl, very talented.
22. Peter - August 18, 2008 10:09 PM
I'd hit that!
23. NastyBedazzler - August 18, 2008 10:32 PM
Yeah I'd totally rail her but she would have to somehow keep the suit on.
24. Holy Crap! - August 19, 2008 12:15 AM
In the immortal words of Dr. Dave Bowman, "My God, it's full of stars."
As amazing as this is, I don't think I could ever nail her. I could never be with a woman that could out geek me, and I know this lass here would take my nerd-peen and laugh at it. Just point and laugh at it like every other woman who has ever seen my actual penis.
Ah, who am I kidding, no woman has ever seen my actual penis.
25. Holy Crap! - August 19, 2008 12:16 AM
Oh, and she's in really great shape for a nerd. Who thinks she works out just so she can make a better cosplayer.
26. bobo - August 19, 2008 1:01 AM
my penis has a gun and is threatening to kill me if i don't find more pictures
27. chappers - August 19, 2008 7:17 AM
Is it me, or does that suit have a crotch zipper?
28. Pinky - August 19, 2008 8:27 AM
Man,that girl is a great Samus. I dont really care if thats a wig. She could have used a push-up bra, but other wise, great costume. It's just my opinion,hate if you're a hater.
29. StlDragoon - August 19, 2008 9:08 AM
OMG!!! That is so hot, I never imagined a girl that sexy would ever do any kind of cosplay with such a high quality costume. If she had a larger bust size (mammoth sized t***), I would have destroyed my jeans.
STFU to all you haters that could never get a girl that hot, let alone one that would wear the zero suit for you.
30. gypsy - August 19, 2008 9:28 AM
good job on the suit and hair, but yeah, samus has bigger boobs and (my hubby the "ass-man" noticed) a much bigger butt.
31. ankit - August 19, 2008 11:32 PM
the only thing i would say towards this is that samus has bigger boobs
32. Ben - August 23, 2008 7:56 AM
http://www.pixelninja.se/zero02.jpg
This shot has a bit more... panache if that's your thing. Like if you're a guy or something.
33. Kara - September 22, 2008 5:03 PM
Well i'm a chick and i'll have you guys know, the costume would have squished her boobs - thanks to Ben - post 33 - you can appreciate that it's what totally happened!
Push up bra or something wouldn't have helped because of the angles posed; you can see in the last shot how the costume doesn't "tuck in" under the boobage which explains the loss of cleavage - not her fault, just how the suit was cut and made.
Excellent cosplay i say!
Come on boys appreciate what you see here and TOTALLY LOOK AT 33 AKA BEN'S LINK!!!
34. Stetch - October 7, 2008 7:25 AM
I NEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
35. CPU64 - October 18, 2008 12:00 AM
I don't understand the obsession that American boys have with huge boobs..
I see nothing wrong with that girl... Other than not knowing her personally ;)
She's a keeper, cute and interesting!
36. Meh? - October 18, 2008 8:33 AM
There's one feature on her missing about Samus. I think you all see it.
37. lol - October 23, 2008 9:12 AM
you are all f***ing nerds
38. sancho - November 3, 2008 12:33 AM
@ no.13
yup, she has none.
39. Aktrez - December 17, 2008 9:22 PM
Just an FYI for everyone saying she's flat chested. I've worn a zero suit before and let me tell you, my boobs were flat as PANCAKES in it! It's not the most flattering material! Artists don't really think about how it would work in the real world. :)
40. someonee - February 16, 2009 6:53 AM
Look out! A raping Grandpa!
41. LA Computer Service - March 15, 2009 8:10 PM
So what if she is flat-chested. She is a beautiful girl and the suit is too. It almost looks computer-generated. Why cant women dress like that more often like in public and at work. I think people would not miss work as much. I should say men would not miss work as much.
42. LA computer service - March 15, 2009 8:12 PM
I screwed up the last post. Please delete post 42. So what if she is flat-chested. She is a beautiful girl and the suit is too. It almost looks computer-generated. Why cant women dress like that more often like in public and at work. I think people would not miss work as much. I should say men would not miss work as much.
43. bricycle - March 26, 2009 3:48 PM
Name:
Jenni Källberg
Date of birth:
November 4
Ethnicity:
Swedish and Japanese
Marital Status:
Engaged with Emil
Location:
Stockholm, Sweden
Occupation:
Webmaster, illustrator and airbrush artist
Hobbies:
Art / design, cosplay, drawing, and gaming
Fav games :
Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, Silent Hill, Soul Calibur, In the groove, Guitar Hero,
Chrono Trigger, Little Nemo dream master, Secret of Mana, Street Fighter II, Pocky & Rocky, Lolo, and Super Probotector
Fav artists:
Hyung Tae Kim and Hiroaki Samura
EMIL YOU ARE ONE LUCKY HUMANOID! does she have any sisters or cousins?hook me up
44. The Lone Shadow - May 19, 2009 9:01 AM
I just popped a boner. No freaking joke. But i'm on "Spray Ban", if you catch my drift. *beats boner with fire hydrant* Go down dammit!
45. Noah D - May 20, 2009 12:31 PM
Yes, she's *very* attractive.
That said, FINGER OFF THE DAMN TRIGGER.
(Yes, yes, I know it's not a real gun. Habits (like indexing) are important.)
46. Dster - May 22, 2009 12:42 AM
lol you guys are crazy but she is f..... HOT! so hands off!!
ps:take more pics!
47. Dster - May 22, 2009 12:49 AM
i got it! we can settle this to see who gets her by a game of super smash bros brawl!I call zero suit samus
ps:is she married?
48. Dster - May 22, 2009 12:25 PM
she is really hot i would give her a 10 from 1-10. i dont think shes flat its the suit.put more pics!please!
ps:ive seen on a few sites ppl coping my name Dster please dont ok thanx! thats also my ID on almost everything
49. Dster - May 22, 2009 12:29 PM
I got a pc front page! you know theres a "metroid fusion" and shes on a bikini so...... you know the rest just pose for it...
50. Bad News Jackal - June 7, 2009 7:55 PM
@11 you know, i was doing just fine until you said that. now i seriously need a cold shower.
51. trixmasta - June 11, 2009 4:44 PM
I have a completely nude close up gameplay of zss, its a gameplay in brawl CLOSE UP! youtube wouldnt allow it so put it here: http://uploading.com/files/180BGBWV/true zero suit samus.wmv.html
haha now that hot ^^
52. colin jackson - July 31, 2009 10:13 AM
alright, can i say just this? :P she is cute, and i dont give a flying pig about her boobs being squished, that girl has TALENT (meaning she is hot hot hot) and and whoever made that suit has TALENT and the photographer did an awesome job
53. Mesothelioma Lawsuit Information - August 2, 2009 12:29 PM
Sweet suit!
54. stickmanx25 - August 7, 2009 6:54 AM
LOL! I find it funny, because theres actually a guy's costume for that somewhere! I've seen it! It makes me LOL.
55. anonymous gamer - August 20, 2009 6:56 AM
Thats Pretty cool. The only flaw I see is that the real Samus Aran has blue eyes!
56. ben - September 22, 2009 9:34 PM
lol if u look hard enough you can see a camel toe
57. dudly - September 28, 2009 4:03 AM
this new one is wayyyy better then that chick wayyyy better lol this one takes the cake seriously , this samus that everyone gos nuts about is butttt uglyyy
http://chrisfkn.deviantart.com/art/zero-suit-samus-134227031
http://chrisfkn.deviantart.com/art/zero-Suit-Samus-Aran-2-134384287
58. Joshee - September 29, 2009 8:44 AM
ya see, if i wasnt still living in my mothers basement with my collection of stars wars dolls and passive homo-erotic Warhammer posters, id TOTALLY make my girlfriend wear this. ALL THE TIME. *content face*
59. Sterling Silver Fittings - November 27, 2009 12:52 AM
Cool
I love you!
60. Edwin - December 20, 2009 1:14 PM
Esa se merece un paja !!!
61. Kije - December 30, 2009 12:16 PM
@19
indeed.
62. andres nicolas gherscovici - February 13, 2010 1:23 PM
lol roberta murgo as coplayer samus aran varia suit
63. Teh Collector - March 2, 2010 1:20 PM
Where can I buy exactly this Zero Suit
64. Teh Collector - March 2, 2010 4:46 PM
We can never find the zero suit tu buy
65. DarkLuciusLVL12 - March 12, 2010 7:02 AM
Samus cosplay....... great
Samus Hotness......greater since she be real
boobage...................very lacking (-_-)
66. fenix - March 16, 2010 8:54 PM
she has a zipper from her neck to the back of her ass
67. David - June 16, 2010 8:05 AM
no where are the big boobs? needs more ass.
68. Leo - June 22, 2010 11:24 AM
BONER!
69. dster - October 8, 2010 4:59 PM
@ 46 ... muahahahahahahaa ... a lil tite ...how m i supost 2 rip it off... i wonder if they make eatible suits... boobs a lil small but her ass makes up for it . ohhh & @ number 43 you are so a stoker but still can u post a spacific adress... for buissnss purposess... id like to trik or TREAT with that lil... can she were that for halloween , does she do bachler partys ? ill pay by the hour ... wait is that a long time in the tron world..a zero suit is wat girls were in the tron world rite... hu cares ill fu.. her even if shes from star wars... o nuber 43 i need that adress :<O ~ c==3