Aug 28 2008WWJD?: Probably Not Play Guitar Praise
Guitar Praise: Solid Rock is a Guitar Hero rip-off available next month for $100. It will only be available for PC and Mac though, so you'll have to talk your PS3 or 360 into converting. How do you play?
Two guitars can be connected at the same time, so two guitarists can play together - either on the same track or one on lead, the other on bass. Players press the fret buttons and strum on the strum bar in time to the color-coded notes as they scroll onscreen.
Sounds original. The game comes loaded with Christian favorites like Jesus Is My Drinking Buddy and I Wanna Roundhouse The Devil In The Gooch. And who can forget that Christmas favorite Santa, You Fat Bastard, You Ate All The Cookies Now Where The F*** Are My Video Games? It's available for pre-order now, but that's not what Jesus would do. Jesus would wait to read some reviews and then steal it from Wal-Mart. Trust me, I went to Sunday school.
Guitar Praise - Knocking Off Guitar Hero.. For Jesus [kotaku]
Thanks to Julian and Sam, who have both met Jesus at rock concerts.
Reader Comments
1. whistle - August 28, 2008 10:14 AM
Not a good name. Praise Hero would've been better.
2. DigitalT - August 28, 2008 10:15 AM
Seriously? haha
3. Julian - August 28, 2008 10:31 AM
In Guitar Hero you can play as the Grim Reaper and Satan. I wonder if in this you'll be able to rock out to Creed with Jesus and God. (I use the term rock-out very, very loosely)
4. JM - August 28, 2008 10:35 AM
I'd be Mary so I could jam out with my clam out.
5. Jumpin_J - August 28, 2008 11:18 AM
What? No "Highway To Hell"? What a rip-off!!!
6. Lawl - August 28, 2008 11:51 AM
I like how everything is a "rip off" of Guitar Hero when they in fact got the idea from Guitar Freaks..
7. Steve - August 28, 2008 1:36 PM
Thousand Foot Krutch is in this game. I used to play shows with that band in the late 90's. They always claimed up and down they weren't a Christian rock band to me...probably cause I was drunk and ridiculing them, but still.
world is far too small.
8. FatBoy - August 28, 2008 3:35 PM
i wonder if they have their own biblical version of the god of rock and if you can still guitar battle with the devil. that would be epic.
9. Nacho Mamma - August 28, 2008 4:30 PM
No one needs more proof that religion is for morons.
10. Paul Gendek - August 28, 2008 7:20 PM
What, no Demon Hunter?
11. Bender - August 29, 2008 1:20 AM
Great, another thing that had been Christianized to protect the superstitious from that scary thing called "reality".
Besides, I thought Christians didn't believe in modern things like microchips and electricity and guitars. Oh, wait, that's the Amish. Christians are the ones that don't understand science, so they say it isn't real because their imaginary sky daddy told them so.
Have fun rocking out to Creed and Jars of Clay, douchebags. Ugh.
12. Benel Germosen - August 30, 2008 1:57 AM
That's gonna make bank.
13. GuitarQueer-o - September 2, 2008 10:01 AM
Hah dude just your comments alone about this were priceless. Im at work and started laughin my ass off. Hah good job on that one.
"The game comes loaded with Christian favorites like Jesus Is My Drinking Buddy and I Wanna Roundhouse The Devil In The Nuts. And who can forget that Christmas classic Santa, You Fat Bastard, You Ate All The Cookies Now Where The F***'s My Video Games?"
Im good for the day. hahahah
14. Steve - September 3, 2008 11:51 AM
Jamz for Jesus!
15. Justin - October 12, 2008 11:34 AM
Your comments alone make this article to be not worth my time. It shows how little your brain is.
Way to be subjective.
16. ted - December 21, 2008 2:05 PM
what the heck was that review,,,it doesn't have any of those songs.
17. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 5:48 AM
In Guitar Hero you can play as the Grim Reaper and Satan. I wonder if in this you'll be able to rock out to Creed with Jesus and God. (I use the term rock-out very, very loosely)