Aug 11 2008Weapon Wielding Wobots Worry World
This is one of the most disturbing videos I've seen in a long time. It's two robots going at it with medieval weaponry. I have no idea why they exist, or what they're demonstrating, but I can't believe some shmuck programmed robots to swing weapons. WTF were you thinking? Like I don't already have enough to worry about. This is definitely gonna give me nightmares and daymares. But hopefully not a rash. I just got over the last one and can finally sit down on the toilet again. I fucking hate hovering.
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Thanks Brian, I love fearing for my life.
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Reader Comments
1. bryan - August 11, 2008 11:13 AM
first!
2. Thumperchica - August 11, 2008 11:23 AM
Wow, we're weally wusing wa w's!
3. Poore Richard - August 11, 2008 11:26 AM
Tell me about it, I have hemorrhoids, man, what a pain. And it is no picnic when trying to wipe. The video is disturbing mainly because of the music in the intro. It has a creepy 80s science edutainment tv show sound to it. What would Mr. Wizard say?
4. emily - August 11, 2008 11:56 AM
Wielding. Not Weilding.
5. Icon - August 11, 2008 11:56 AM
Screw Mr. Wizard (seriously, I did, and I'm not proud). What about Bill Nye the Fucking Science Guy?!?
6. emily - August 11, 2008 11:58 AM
Besides, robots have been killin' each other ever since they started that "buncha deathbots in an arena, smashing each other" show.
7. OctoGooch - August 11, 2008 12:15 PM
Alright, alright, break it up you two. Now take it easy or get outta my medieval robot bar.
8. Jumpin_J - August 11, 2008 12:23 PM
Is the knight in the middle a Cylon? I mean he's got the red eye. We're gonna die!
9. stupid - August 11, 2008 3:01 PM
That's the stupidest video I have ever seen with robots. Bad find