Aug 25 2008Wait, Come Back: The Olympics Are Over
Well folks, the Olympics are over. And you know what that means: no more getting drunk at the bar and watching rhythmic gymnastics. Oh, and 100,000 used condoms. Wait, what?
The UNAIDS, the Beijing organizing committee BOCOG and International Olympics Committee are providing 100,000 condoms as part of a campaign on HIV prevention and anti-discrimination.
While sex is not an Olympic sport it is expected to be an activity in the Beijing village housing 10,500 athletes, all of whom are in great shape and with plenty of free time on their hands once knocked out of the Games.
First of all, sex should be an Olympic sport. And secondly, holy crap -- 100,000 condoms for 10,500 athletes? That's like each athlete having sex ten times. Twenty times if athletes only have sex with other athletes! I mean, shit, the last time I had sex twenty times it felt like my arm was gonna fall off.
Beijing provides 100,000 condoms for athletes [yahoonews]
Thanks to Hunter, who's smart enough to know the only good sports are safe sports.
Reader Comments
1. Count Orlock - August 25, 2008 1:29 PM
XD I justed noticed you shooped a condom in his hand.
2. milK - August 25, 2008 1:31 PM
20 times isn't that much if you ask me.. depends on what timeframe we're talking aboot
3. Thumperchica - August 25, 2008 2:02 PM
20 times over 17 days isn't out of the question. I do think it's a great idea to pass out contraceptives. Sends a great message to the 10yr old looking up to his/her hero! Be strong, learn sport, get to Olympics, GET LAID, but use a condom - those gymnasts from Singapore might have a "night job"...
4. Hunter - August 25, 2008 2:24 PM
Yeah, I heard the Russian women got medals in track & field only because they got their freak on with the Jamaican men the night before...
5. FreddyK - August 25, 2008 2:26 PM
LOL.. the condom in his hand is brilliant!
And why do we care if the athletes are hooking up at the games? Not sure I how I feel about passing out the free condoms though. Something inside me says the money could be spent better. If you want to have sex, pay the buck to buy a friggin shield.
6. Bryan - August 25, 2008 2:30 PM
SO F***ING OLD.
7. Susanna - August 25, 2008 2:43 PM
do the "16" yr old chineese gymnasts get them too??
8. Pedo Bear - August 25, 2008 2:43 PM
After seeing the chinese gymnastic team...
Pedo Bear gives China most favored fluid trading status!
9. Jimmy - August 25, 2008 3:08 PM
I just think it's great the tag "sex with a porpoise" has been used twice before this.
10. greg - August 25, 2008 3:15 PM
no, thats 20 per athlet... coz u must have another one to couple...
shit, 20 times... thats 2o times my entire sex life
11. NastyBedazzler - August 25, 2008 3:44 PM
Nice joke about the arm falling off, I know exactly how you feel.
12. el - August 25, 2008 3:52 PM
Now i'm aware this is off topic, but can we just for a moment discuss the fact whenever Michael Phelps wins something he looks exactly like the half vampire/half werewolf guy from the first underworld when he's changing over? yeah. now i know that's its not documented in either case that vampires or werewolves are good swimmers, but that's obviously what's going on here... Michael Phelps is not human. he's a were-vampire.
13. shirtmate fred - August 25, 2008 5:46 PM
lol, funny as ever
14. freemamk - August 25, 2008 6:04 PM
there are a number of 3rd or near 3rd world countries that probably went at the supply of condoms like kids on a freshly busted pinata. that's most likely where those, otherwise disturbing, numbers come from.
15. Ezo - August 25, 2008 6:46 PM
a close family friend competed in the games, and he said each day they have to refill the condom basket cause there is so much boning.
16. Mr_Shag_Nasty - August 25, 2008 8:02 PM
You know these fit f*ckers are boning gymnastys like it's going outta fashion. I am in awe of these fit f*ckers gettin poontang and reverse cowboy action direkt from these 110 LB f*ck puppets. Is that wrong...I think not. God Bless Merika. (G.W.Bush)
17. guate6 - August 26, 2008 1:06 AM
My record so far is 5 times in 6 hours. If I were to do it 5 times a day for 17 days, it'd be 85 times...and that's assuming I'd only go for 6 hours a day...if I went more, the numbers would be higher (clearly).
18. saduyajev jerbowitz - August 26, 2008 1:47 AM
Are they gonna cover the intercourse in NBC? I heard Jamaica is f***ing America on the track, literally this time.
19. ath - August 26, 2008 5:24 AM
They aren't being used:
http://www.statesman.com/sports/content/sports/stories/other/8/18/0818sptmakers.html
20. Rachel - August 26, 2008 12:16 PM
wow he does look like the were-vampire
21. Drew - May 9, 2009 12:46 PM
lol........