Aug 22 2008Vulcanus Casemod Weighs More Than Yours
The Vulcanus casemod was designed by Czech blacksmith Sergej and forged in the depths of hell. The whole freaking thing is made from hammered steel weighs in at over 110 lbs. Impressive, Sergej, but not as impressive as my case. It's a little something I like to call my PB Case. Get it, instead of PC it's PB because I made it out of lead. Oh, hold on. Damnit Jack, what did I tell you about chewing on daddy's computer? That's right, it's delicious. Now let your sister have a bite.
Hit the jump for some closeups that really show the thing off, along with a video that reminds me of a satanic porno I watched in high school.
vulcanus: heavy metal casemod by blacksmith [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. EverybodyPoops - August 22, 2008 1:56 PM
oooooookayyyyyyyy......
2. Popadopolis - August 22, 2008 1:56 PM
yeah, that's nice. Not as cool as my compu-tank. That's right. I built a computer that fires 50mm shells from it's chassis activated through usb.
3. Icon - August 22, 2008 1:58 PM
Impressive.
4. Tap - August 22, 2008 2:04 PM
That's pretty freakin' impressive. Especially the detail on the interior.
5. Test Tickles - August 22, 2008 2:12 PM
mine weighs 550lbs. but i guess this ones cool too.
i wonder if it gets hot easily? or if it takes longer for it to absorb heat?
6. ZenoZTankof - August 22, 2008 2:13 PM
Its cool looking. Practical? No...
7. Right Fury - August 22, 2008 2:21 PM
I can't believe I beat the haters!!!!
this is stoopit, i bet it cost alot and you can't overclock because the metal will make it overheat,
8. Icon - August 22, 2008 2:21 PM
Love the use of the copper fan and copper cable sleeves.
9. Right Fury - August 22, 2008 2:22 PM
@5,6
Dammit!!!
10. DrNecropolis - August 22, 2008 2:24 PM
Steampunk PC? The only way I would buy it is if it occasionally shot out jets of super hot steam. You know, because it'd look sweet. Or if the case itself got so hot I could cook a steak on it. That'd be friggin sweet. I'd also like a pony
11. tlamadrtic@gmail.com - August 22, 2008 2:59 PM
I doubt that any czech man is called sergej.
12. sh3lby - August 22, 2008 3:14 PM
Huh.
Maybe this guy and Mr. Build-Myself-A-Supercar-Out-Of-Steel can get together and have a "Let's Build Shit That's Way Too Fucking Heavy" convention.
I think I'll build an iron-encased, solid gold, steel-plated dildo.
13. Momboelitist - August 22, 2008 3:45 PM
I have a "PB" case as well but mine is made out of Peanut Butter. Get it?!! Peanut Butter!!! Oh Lord, I can't help it!
14. JohnnyIrish - August 22, 2008 4:18 PM
Love the Rammstein.. hate the case.
15. Anthony - August 22, 2008 7:47 PM
@14.... haha that was my first thought: "RAMMSTEIN!"
I feel so lame.
16. Gentle Ape - August 22, 2008 10:22 PM
I bet this guy gets more pussy than a level 60 dungeon master.
17. aRTie - August 22, 2008 11:25 PM
Uh, if that thing rolled open and crushed my feet one day, do I get my money back? Assuming of course that I would be able to reach my phone with it pinning my broken foot in place.
18. Morii - August 23, 2008 4:57 AM
@11: Yep, that was my first thought. Sounds more like "It's some anonymous guy from the east, let's call him Sergej, every Slavonian man is named like this, right?"
His true name is definitely Tonda Kovář.
19. Gizmo Mogato - August 23, 2008 5:01 AM
What kind of zhit is that?
20. poop - August 23, 2008 9:57 AM
zOmg! post some more about case mods and watchez!
21. Lucas_siglo21 - August 23, 2008 10:52 AM
it could probably support an EMP or a pair of grenades, LOL
22. Bender - August 23, 2008 11:08 AM
If you get the Blue Screen, your soul is pulled down into Hell by Satan himself. He's USB compliant, you know.
This is a great case mod, actually. With all the ventilation from the front, I imagine it wouldn't get too hot.
23. Sarah - August 23, 2008 1:04 PM
Sadface!
As mega awesome as that casemod is
the song in the video is totally from Lilja 4-Ever
(I watched it yesterday)
So It's like "Ah! Cool shit"
"Aww, sadness"
Ugh
24. guate6 - August 23, 2008 2:42 PM
The case mod is awesome. More awesome "because I can" type of things is what this should be added to (convention?).
Rammstein? No one likes them.
If Vlad the Impaler had a computer, this would be it. Or Thor, for that matter.
25. Lynz - August 24, 2008 12:04 AM
UGLY.
It's the new "FAKE".
26. Susanna - August 25, 2008 2:40 PM
@12
They can combine forces with the-kids-who-attach-ridiculous-sound-stuff-to-their-bikes and we'll be going no-where fast.
27. lulu - August 25, 2008 4:01 PM
VURC-ANUS?? REALLY??