Aug 5 2008Um, Yeah: A Questionable New Energy Drink

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Well folks, it happened. Somebody went and named their energy drink after a slang term for a woman's nether region. Or a cat. The one that starts with p and ends with ussy. Yep. This is almost as bad as the German Poontang Juice.

(Our product) is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs.


The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity.

Oh really? Well it looks like you may have settled for a little mediocrity yourself there, Pussy. Because I just concocted my own drink, and Assfuck is gonna take the energy supplement market by storm. From behind.

Hit the jump if you really want to see the can without the censor bar, and a link to the product page.

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Product Page

Thanks Gabor and Beefytee, wanna try a can?

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sounds kinda fishy HAHA see what i did there?

I saw this while shooting a video at club embassy in London....I was told it sucks and not work drinking, so I just took a picture of it and call it a day.

Thats wrong in so many ways, I'd try it just for the sake of I drank some Pussy.

It makes me sick saying that.

Thats wrong in so many ways, I'd try it just for the sake of I drank some Pussy.

It makes me sick saying that.

Sorry, I don't pay for Pussy.

There's also Sum Poosie (http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/sumpoosie/) which has been on the market for quite some time.

I want to get my hands on that Pussy

Step 1: Make horrible tasting beverage.
Step 2: Give horrible tasting beverage shocking name.
Step3: Profit.

Heh.

"...Assfuck is gonna take the energy supplement market by storm. From behind."

Well I laughed out loud at that one. Nice work.

Personally, I dont see a whole lot of people drinking this. Some men might think it will make them look feminine, and some women will think it makes them look butch. So, way to go there, killing your sales!

reminds me of this drink called cocaine, i dont think theyre doing very well.
http://www.drinkcocaine.com/default.htm

i dont want a drink that i have to hide the label from co-workers due to its vulgarity and also have to hide the label in bars due to i dont wanna get my ass beat for looking like a wuss.

Time to mix that shit wit' some Jager -- who's down for some Pussy Bombs?!?

My Aunt Carl will hate it.

I'd better start brewing some Rape, and its sister flavour Cunt.

I want some pussy....

Well, now that Pussy has a drink you know that "Douche" is not that far behind.

geekologie writer, get your own damn can...this pussy's mine!

What's the little tab on top gonna look like? Hopefully, they never make a Joanie "Chyna" Laurer edition.

I need to get my lips around some pussy

hmmmm......... poonani? maybe that could be the more umm.... hip hoppis version.....

mmm... I like to get my hands on some pussy, fo sho!

*Looks at beverage can* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!? *chugs*

Pussy jokes. They never get old.

Speaking of which, I need to go shave my pussy for summer. It just gets so hot!

hmmm not much of a play on words there huh SmokingGirl? lol

Lol...I remember Graham Norton had a field day with this stuff...

I actually think the OMGWTFP! cover on the main page makes a better logo.

I'd buy that shit.

tastes like shit.........oops.....drank it backwards

haha nice...pussy juice

I would never buy a can of this! Who in there right mind would walk around with a can of Pussy in their hand? I bet their target market is Strip joints and adult stores.

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@ 5, oh yes you do pay for pussy. you dont think you do but you pay...youuuu pay.

Hooker just wants 20, a wife or girlfriend wants EVERYTHING

That was one the funniest jokes you have wrote. Extended laugh aloud. Nice job.

I don't see what all the commotion is, after all they do sell Bawls energy drinks down here at the Sheetz. It's just another gimmicky crap energy drink that probably tastes horrible. Like the Mario energy drink, but to be fair, if they're selling a consumable item in Urban Outfitters, which, traditionally is a clothing store, then you know something's not right.

Now what we need is for this to be on the shelves next to BAWLS!

Look all it's called marketing, smart one I might add. So I hope it is as pussylicious it looks.

God, Sluggish, I was talking about my cat. Sheesh you have a dirty mind.

Where are the days that people used the word fanny? ;-)

woo now i can tell my girlfriend i'm going to the store to get some pussy

do you know how many quality man-specimens I'd pick up with this drink in public? hoorah!

hey?! who drank my pussy?!

I'd advise you stay away from this drink one week every month.

Pussy juice. LOL

Hey geekologie guys, why do you bother saying shit like "Hit the jump" when the next part of the post is right there below the very same sentence?

"Hit the jump if you really want to see the can without the censor bar, and a link to the product page." The image is right below that.

WTF is a "jump" anyways? Stop jumping on stupid buzzword bandwagons.

This is going to go down a storm amongst red bull drinking 20 year old UK binge drinking girls, no matter what you all say its going to be popular

@Moxie..
Yes.. my mates girlfriend and her friends all drink it by the bucketload. I did try it.. and im almost embarrased to say it after all the comments, but i quite liked it.. you have to get it put in a glass though.. Cant walk around with that can!

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