Aug 20 2008Travel In Comfort With The Tiddy Bear

this could've really used some Billy Mays.

SO INTENTIONAL! yeah "T-I-D-D-Y" then park it between some melons. that's priceless.

It's gotto be fake.

I love the scene with the baby "Wtf is this shit..I ain't go no tittys...get this shit off me. And speaking of tittys wheres that bitch with my milk!"

lolzorz TIDDYs i loves me some tiddies

I hope this is fake.
If not I hope every single one of those dime bag mifls drive smack into a tree and mess up theire rib cages.
Cus that's more or less what's going to happen if you don't use the seatbelt correctly.

Beeing from Sweden, I would know. I freaking invented them.
I've also invented a REAL tiddy bear one that actually has tits, they even lactate and all.
Mmmh... that's some sweet coffee...

Me: 1 point, everyone else - NIL.

"My shoulder strap used to pull so tight I could hardly breath..." (quote from lady.) So your creative response to solve this problem is to stuff a bean bag in between it and you thus creating more pressure? Brilliant. I must alert... someone...

i wonder if the tiddy bear will stop the belt from cutting into my dong. or else i will need a dong bear. or a surgeon.

Kids of all sizes love the cuddly tiddy bear!

14.95!?!?!?!!! That's outragous. i wanted one until i saw that. just imagine, another excuse for people to look at my tits. what joy...

I felt dirty when they tweaked it's nose.

The chick in the beginning has the hugest fucking teeth I've ever seen. I bet that bitch eats children in the back of her van.

Count Orlock... I was thinking the same thing... LOL. the baby was like" wtf is this stupid Tiddy bear shit... I know my parents are going to take all $50 I made off this add anyways..."

what's that kid doing with tiddy bear's crotch? :D

I lawd, I thought this had to be fake... its a good fake it has a website to buy it from!
I'm guessing if you called the number it would be real. BUT theres no way in hell there getting my Ccard number!

... Does anybody really have that serious of a problem with their seat belt? Mine has never bothered, ever.

A. It's fucking hot when a girl's boobmeats are parted by a belt, purse strap, whatever. I like it and you should too. It is not to be covered up!

2. If we could hook up with that kid that climbed into the claw machine and thus get an endless supply of dog-shit stuffed animals (I can also steal at least 348 from my kid) to which we would affix a duct tape loop, I think we could take over market control. They wouldn't work for a shit so no problems with violating issue A. They wouldn't all be bears of course so maybe we call them Titty Critters or something.

I'M FINISHED!

Oh new product idea.........The Sweater Puppy!

Oh new product idea.........The Sweater Puppy!

So I was watching this rerun this after ... you know what, never mind. I don't want to have to explain myself.

i refuse to believe that someone is genuinely trying to sell this... i refuse!!!

does the one in pink have a black eye?

Awesome product - I came up with a similar idea that was a plush mold of my hand. It was called the Brast Pillow and I even tried it's effectiveness with my own hand just to be sure the shape was right. QA testing is awesome.

I love how at the beginning they say "that's T-I-D-D-Y", like knowing SOMEONE would think titty bear

thats T-I-D-D-Y bear

My favorite part is where the one chick squeezes the bear in a motion which *in no way* looks like it's humping her hand and *in no way* makes me think of the phrase "Tiddy Fuck."

I saw this in Ellen ages ago man.

aahhhhh I wanna be a Tiddy Bear.....

Hey, at the end they say you buy one, get a second one free. You'll actually have a nice pair of tiddy bears.

I've actually seen this on TV. It was a few months ago but It was a definite "WTF" moment.

Worst ad ever with dumb peoples!!!! buhuhuhhahahhahahahahahahaha! sucks seriously.

DUDE, protip: NEVER tell make any reference to "Ellen" concerning yourself and watching it. i mean unless you are a catcher....

#28: Close..."nice pair of tiddy's" :p

It's gay. Seatbelt shoulder protectors have been out for a long time. Those work fine.

@7 How the hell do you wear YOUR seatbelt? Tip: Its a seatbelt not a thong.

It's not fake, this is ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold! Ellen has made fun of it on her show numerous times!

I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL ON THE GAME SHOW NETWORK THE OTHER DAY
IT WAS IN BETWEEN A FAMILY FEUD COMMERCIAL
MY BOYFRIEND AND I LAUGHED SO HARD AND MADE FUN OF THESE THINGS.
How pointless.
Tiddy Bear?
Sounds like TITTY Bear.. nice low cut shirts.
Most usless thing to ever be publicized.

THIS IS A REAL COMMERCIAL
I SAW IT ON GAME SHOW NETWORK BEFORE I SAW IT ON GEEKOLOGIE!

First, I have some business to attend to. *pries caps lock key off of nikky raney's keyboard* Ahh. Much better. Now WTF.

Dude. this is OLD. it atleast 3 years old.. get caught up!

Ellen not only made fun of this she bought a crap load of them and gave them to her audiences. She's also covered the hula chair, and countless other too crazy to be real products. She is the best geek female show around!!