Aug 27 2008Tokyoflash's Latest Wristwear: The Rogue
The Rogue is a watch that, when worn, lets others know you're chock full of bad-assery. And, quite possibly, bionic innards. The $155 watch comes in both black and silver, and is sure to turn heads and drop panties. So, how do you read it?
Once mastered, navigating the time is simple, but creates a sense of mystique to the uninformed. The outer ring of small dots represents minutes, every fifth dot being slightly smaller to distinguish five minute groups. The ring of large blocks represents rough minutes, the position of the gap indicating approximate minutes. The inner ring of blocks represents hours, the position of the gap in the ring showing the current hour as on a clock face.
Perfect sense. But I'm just going to tell everybody it's a miniature radar anyways. A dork-dar if a guy asks, but a poon-dar if it's a sexy lady. Because women really like it when you refer to their nether regions as "poon". As in "I'm trying to get some poon on my pudding spoon". Oh man, they love that one. Trust me, I'm a podiatrist.
Hit the jump for a picture of the watch in silver, and a graphic that helps explain how to read the time.
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Reader Comments
1. First - August 27, 2008 2:54 PM
First! :)
2. Foobar - August 27, 2008 2:55 PM
Frist!
3. TWITCH - August 27, 2008 2:57 PM
frust!
4. Douchie Mc Bagman - August 27, 2008 3:00 PM
Most flatulent of you all
5. Thumperchica - August 27, 2008 3:00 PM
*head is turned looking for panties* Dammit! Not again!
6. The Kilted Yaksman - August 27, 2008 3:46 PM
Actually, I was first, but this damn 9.6k dial-up is killing me...
7. Icon - August 27, 2008 3:49 PM
I'd buy that for a nickel!
8. Verstand - August 27, 2008 4:15 PM
Omg stop with the firsting and (wait.... firsting? like fisting!!!) and actually make a real comment such as, "I'd buy that for a nickel!"
.....
damn!
9. radlad - August 27, 2008 4:26 PM
Poon-dar....awesome.
10. erterte - August 27, 2008 5:17 PM
Chock full?
Chalk full.
11. eighties - August 27, 2008 5:22 PM
Dude, that's Star Castle!!!
12. FIRST!! - August 27, 2008 5:26 PM
FREST!!!!!
Ummm, yeah, whatever you fuckwit plebs up at the top. Stupid fuckers, get a life.
13. Icon - August 27, 2008 5:54 PM
Sounds like someone is angry they got 12th. :(
14. DrNecropolis - August 27, 2008 5:56 PM
14th! I like to play too!
15. David - August 27, 2008 5:58 PM
The "first" comments are ridiculous. Bunch of knobs - who are you trying to impress?
Cool watch though.
16. Icon - August 27, 2008 6:07 PM
...and 15th. Double :(
17. CaptainMorgan - August 27, 2008 7:06 PM
I just wish the watch was in english.
18. Jayboots - August 28, 2008 5:07 AM
Oh for christ's sake, 17 comments and no mention about the watch. I would totally buy that watch, that's just awesome.
19. Lynz - August 28, 2008 12:14 PM
FIRST... watch I've ever seen this awesome. I so want it in black. Because then I'd officially be awesome.
20. Matty - August 28, 2008 12:28 PM
yeah i'm getting that.. i need a watch.. and a new conversation piece.. my old one (ink pen flashlight) stopped working suddenly.. sharper image wouldn't replace it.
21. StlDragoon - August 28, 2008 12:55 PM
That thing is awesome, I really want it, preferably black.
Anyone wanna buy it for me?
22. Peregrinus - August 28, 2008 5:13 PM
Lol, it's an Omnitrix, for adults.
23. Alex Sanchez - August 28, 2008 6:54 PM
That's a flashy looking watch ~good stuff
24. Somebody - August 29, 2008 6:26 PM
I got it in Japan and on the way back, Air Marshalls saw it and confiscated it thinking it was a bomb remote or a time travel device. DHS can suck my balls, if it weren't already squished on aisle D.
:(
25. Willow - August 30, 2008 5:55 AM
Hmm... I wanna get one for my boyfriend now...
Black or silver? Silver watches look way better on him, but this watch looks badass in black. Ah, shit.