This Is What Happens...

When the CERN Large Hadron Collider starts crashing particles into shit next month. I can hardly wait!

Hit the jump for a highly questionable (yet informative) video of some chick singing a rap song about the collider.

Thanks Paul, we're all gonna die. AAAAAHHH!

• Large Hadron Collider Successfully Tested, Hasn't Destroyed Earth...Yet. Also, Stephen Hawking Chimes In On The Higgs Boson

  September 10, 2008 / Comments

  CERN's Large Hadron Collider went online yesterday and completed it's first major test. The world's largest particle collider passed its first major tests by firing two beams of protons in opposite directions around a 17-mile (27-kilometer) unde... / Continue →
• Large Hadron Collider May Never Start Again

  December 1, 2008 / Comments

  Well, that's a lie. Actually, no it's not. *brandishing crowbar* At least not if I have something say about it! Anyway, the LHC, which was thought to only be down until the spring, may not kill us all until late 2009, or even 2010. We're saved ... / Continue →
• Large Hadron Collider Gets New Name

  September 18, 2008 / Comments

  The Royal Society of Chemistry in London recently held a contest to rename the Large Hadron Collider. The votes are in, and the doomsday machine's new name is *drumroll please*....Halo! After sifting more than 2,500 responses, ranging from The ... / Continue →