Aug 18 2008The Geekini: Mash Those Buttons!
Similar to the gaming bra we saw before, the Geekini is an NES controller in the form factor of a bikini top and bottom. It's recommended you have a female wear the peripheral, but you can put it on yourself if you're pathetic as hell or have a women's bikini fetish. Just a heads up though: if you do manage to get your girlfriend in it, do not, I repeat, DO NOT throw her through the television if you lose a game. You scored a chick that's willing to wear a game controller bikini and let you mash her boobs. Hold on tight, and also, flat screens are expensive.
Hit the jump to see the whole bikini and where they placed the SELECT and START buttons. Spoiler: The vaj.
Press Your Girl's Buttons In The Geekini [complex]
Thanks to Zeke, who's an ass man and wants to see a butt rubbing peripheral.
Reader Comments
1. Greg - August 18, 2008 9:45 AM
FIRST
2. Julian - August 18, 2008 9:49 AM
OH SHIT! thats awesome I'll get one of these right now. . . Now i need a girlfriend/wife/whore to put it on.
3. StlDragoon - August 18, 2008 9:50 AM
I want one for my Boo, shes got huge boobs so I think this work out just right,
But how do I reach the start button when both my hads are busy????
4. Brianna - August 18, 2008 10:20 AM
Now I just have to keep telling my boyfriend to pause the game! hahaha
5. Pierre - August 18, 2008 10:27 AM
This is sooo cool, I have to get one for me, imagine her walking into game con all the nerds would get confused and try to play her chest
6. PoopDeck - August 18, 2008 10:47 AM
NO JOKE. I really want to know where to get this... I deprived myself of a new swimsuit this summer, but I feel like this bathing suit is the true reason why. Does anyone know where I can find one? I like the black...
7. Ryan - August 18, 2008 11:41 AM
it's so... perfect
8. joe kool - August 18, 2008 11:49 AM
start and select are in intersting spots lol
9. Admiral N00b - August 18, 2008 1:06 PM
"oooh, that's it baby - up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start!"
10. Amy - August 18, 2008 2:32 PM
DO WANT! DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT.
Hee. Seriously, I already have the underwear. I totally want this bikini.
11. poop - August 18, 2008 2:43 PM
i dry humped the family dog once but my mother caught me.
12. BOOYA - August 18, 2008 3:02 PM
up up down down left right left right b a select start
13. guate6 - August 18, 2008 3:26 PM
up up down down left right left right b a select start...
WITH MY TONGUE!!
14. Amy - August 19, 2008 12:00 AM
Yes, yes, we all know the Contra Code. The joke can officially die now.
15. Somebody - August 19, 2008 2:15 AM
I'd let my girlfriend put that on, but the implants burst after Level 3.
16. Alli - August 19, 2008 10:43 AM
The start and select buttons are a little high, should be lower a couple of inches! But still fun!
17. Steve-o - August 19, 2008 2:18 PM
On a similar note, I have designed boxers resembling an atari 2600 game controller, complete with joystick.. HIYOOOOO!!!
18. Dm - August 19, 2008 5:48 PM
StlDragoon "But how do I reach the start button when both my hands are busy????"
You can answer that question....
Think Hard.
19. poop - August 20, 2008 1:20 AM
gawldangit, my comments keep getting deleted by the admin. i guess i'm gonna have to chill out on the fantasizing about his wife thing.
sorry little buddy. see you at the watering hole this weekend. i'll be in town. ...call me! pm me. whatever you got...
20. Hootie Mcboob - August 22, 2008 5:23 AM
The button placement. Ur doing it wrong.
Yeah, um, if the designers had actually known any real (non-inflatable) ladies, they'd have put the A, B, and directional button on the bikini BOTTOMS.
21. Piarra - August 22, 2008 11:59 AM
Wait, so is it wireless or am I attached to some cord? Also....anyone know if this comes in 34DD? It's kinda a hard to find size in regular stores.
22. chunkymuggen - October 2, 2008 7:56 PM
you could hit the start and select buttons with your junk.
23. spaztikpterodactyl - October 8, 2008 3:35 PM
i would totally wear one of those
:D
dude seriously.