Aug 27 2008The Crayola EZ Type: This Isn't Your Kid's Keyboard. Ha, Just Kidding, It Totally Is
The $30 Crayola EZ Type USB Keyboard is a great way to get youngsters familiar with colors, and also, important computer skills that will benefit them throughout their adult lives. Namely, surfing interweb porno. And, to make it even easier for the tykes, Crayola appears to have added a "Porn" key, right above the directional pad. I mean, it's got to be real, it's right there in the picture. What? Photoshop? Like a place that develops film? Never heard of it.
Joel's next keyboard: Crayola EZ Type [bbgadgets]
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Reader Comments
1. Berzerker - August 27, 2008 1:59 PM
awesomely radical dudes
2. notbob - August 27, 2008 2:06 PM
XD porn key!
3. Thumperchica - August 27, 2008 2:07 PM
Nambla training camp official keyboard!
it's bright, slightly uggo, and wrong all at the same time!
4. Thumperchica - August 27, 2008 2:08 PM
BTW- hunt & pecker? c'mon GW...
5. ChamClowder - August 27, 2008 2:15 PM
lmao, I saw this at a toy store the other day.
6. ashleigh - August 27, 2008 2:22 PM
i effing hate comic sans.
7. Julian - August 27, 2008 2:24 PM
The Optimus Maximus just met its match at the hands of a crappy $30 crayola keyboard with a porn key.
8. nikky raney - August 27, 2008 2:31 PM
I want that keyboard.
Too bad I have a laptop...
Hmm..
9. nikky raney - August 27, 2008 2:32 PM
@ CHAMCHOWDER--
DID IT HAVE A PORN KEY?
10. Sugacookie - August 27, 2008 3:09 PM
@6: I concur.
11. ChamClowder - August 27, 2008 3:12 PM
@Nikky> OF COURSE IT DID
D: CP?!
12. fisrt!!!!!1111! - August 27, 2008 3:34 PM
@9 Notice than in the link it has an escape key instead of a porn key.
13. Turd Ferguson - August 27, 2008 3:40 PM
Not as cool as the SpongeBob keyboard, but I'd still use it.
What if your kid is colorblind?
14. fisrt!!!!!1111! - August 27, 2008 3:51 PM
@13
You beat him. Wear bright clothes so he can't see who is doing it.
15. Book - August 27, 2008 3:52 PM
most of those keys arent the same grayscale, most colorblind people would be able to differentiate the key layouts... but the bright colors -would- be wasted on them.
16. @15 - August 27, 2008 5:04 PM
YOU DUMBASS, COLORBLIND DOESN'T MEAN YOU SEE BLACK AND WHITE.
17. Coffee - August 27, 2008 6:12 PM
Not sure why really, but I can't envision using a keyboard that doesn't have the function keys.
18. Rich - August 27, 2008 9:02 PM
Did you mean 'Spongebob Squarepad?
19. jakebarnes - August 28, 2008 10:17 AM
At least they didn't use papyrus
20. Lynz - August 28, 2008 12:28 PM
There's no shift key under the enter key. I wouldn't use it. But I'd totally buy it and show it off the the kids and tell them no they can't fucking touch it. Quick access to porn is all I need.