Aug 7 2008Star Wars Wedding: A Match Made A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away....
This is a picture from a recent Star Wars themed wedding. They went all out, and every single person at the ceremony was dressed up as a character or in Star Wars fashion. The marriage was even officiated by Princess Leia herself. Which totally explains why the groom decided to rock a Mon Calamari mask -- he was ogling those boobies during the ceremony! Well played sir, I like your style.
Hit the jump for a couple more MUST SEE pictures, including photographic evidence of my claim, the sweet AT-AT cake and Ewok cupcakes, a pretty wicked Han Solo, the obvious mother-in-law, and a much larger picture of Leia, you know, because I love you guys. There's also a link to the Flickr gallery, which contains over 1,200 photos of the event.
UPDATE: And did anybody else notice the freakish similarity between this picture and the Comic-Con picture in the So Freaking Cool section to the right?
Flickr Gallery (with over 1,200 photos)
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this star wars wedding is so good, i'm considering the idea [technabob]
Thanks to Jenny The Bloggess for reminding me just how lame my ninja turtle wedding was. Psyche, it blew this shit out of the ooze.
Reader Comments
1. El Basto - August 7, 2008 2:07 PM
F1rs7!!11!!one
2. Madgame - August 7, 2008 2:10 PM
Hopefully the couple won't reproduce....
3. zxzxzxzxzx - August 7, 2008 2:11 PM
so close to being first
4. J3553 - August 7, 2008 2:15 PM
IT'S A TRAP!!!!!
5. mark - August 7, 2008 2:15 PM
its a trap!
6. ShitBitch Carl - August 7, 2008 2:22 PM
It's a trap!
7. Han Solo - August 7, 2008 2:23 PM
OH SNAP! they got a white Lando over on the Flickr album!
I'd bang that Leia
8. Jumpin_J - August 7, 2008 2:25 PM
I'm hoping they will soon know the power of a fully operational Death Star and blow them up. Oh wait, this just in: turns out it would blow me up too. Frack.
9. egohavoc - August 7, 2008 2:42 PM
Why is he wearing rubber gloves? I'm all for the nerd-core wedding.. but this one is just DUMB.
10. hgonc2 - August 7, 2008 2:43 PM
Wow - Leia is so kinky hot, I'm surprised she has anything to do w/ a gay, themed wedding.
Nice -->
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2631362941/in/set-72157605939800686/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2632232342/in/set-72157605939800686/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2631409975/in/set-72157605939800686/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2632232810/in/set-72157605939800686/
11. Ben - August 7, 2008 2:44 PM
Aww. Look, they even had Yoda to be the ring bearer.
12. KennyRogers - August 7, 2008 2:48 PM
real weddings involve:
1. cowboy boots and tassle vests.
2. handlebar mustaches and burly broads.
and 3. whiskey and fist fights..
THIS WEDDING IS A FRAUD.
i'd like to suck the teets of leia though. even though she has a crooked face.
13. Momboelitist - August 7, 2008 2:55 PM
Gay wedding?
The groom look almost like a man her with his head off:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2632009908/in/set-72157605939800686/
I want my wedding in the hailstone toilet guy's bathroom.
14. DJ CJ - August 7, 2008 3:12 PM
LMFAO @ "ITS A TRAP" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leia.. call me?
15. Icon - August 7, 2008 3:30 PM
That's a MAN, MAN!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2632009908/in/set-72157605939800686/
Maybe not, but that chick is more man than I am.
And that's not saying a lot, since I lost my penis long ago in galaxy far, far away.
:(((((((((
16. FatBoy - August 7, 2008 3:58 PM
turrible. just turrible.
except for flabby leia mmm.
17. I wish I was duct tape - August 7, 2008 4:06 PM
I especially love the duct tape holding in Leia's breasts.
18. guate6 - August 7, 2008 4:09 PM
damn protestants...
19. Hatey McWrathenstein - August 7, 2008 4:25 PM
@Madgame: if they do reproduce, I hope a fully-formed Gollum plops out of her taint-wound, clutching the engagement precious.
@guate6: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best laugh all morning... oh wait, it's past noon... shit.
20. gypsy - August 7, 2008 4:35 PM
I think it's cute, but who is the bride supposed to be? And if I were going to do a themed wedding, there's no way I'd let the best female character costume go to the "pastor" or whatever. And why is the groom Ackbar, anyway? Not at least a Jedi or something cool? Unless he really does think "it's a trap". . .
21. El Apocalypto - August 7, 2008 5:27 PM
Why'd they make that boy dress up like Amidala?
Urr...
22. It's a trap! - August 7, 2008 6:12 PM
It's a trap!
23. iota1 - August 7, 2008 6:19 PM
Wow, Admiral Acbar sure is lucky to find love after that accident that horribly disfigured his face. Of course he couldn't find any lady Mon Calamari that would stay with him through those hard times.
24. Uncle Eccoli - August 7, 2008 6:23 PM
This sickens me.
25. Nostoc - August 7, 2008 10:42 PM
I sooo love that ackbar is giving the ring...
"Carefull, this weding IS A TRAP!"
26. B - August 7, 2008 11:08 PM
I can't think of any words for how...just...I mean...it's...and they...
This makes me want to stab George Lucas in the head. Repeatedly. Circa 1975.
27. hafaball - August 8, 2008 1:49 AM
OMG they're eating little Ewok heads :(
28. Cheatachu22 - August 8, 2008 2:39 AM
Wow. Most themed wedding are totally retarded, and they make you feel sorry for the nerds in them and wonder how the hell they ever met somebody of the opposite gender. But this one is actually halfway decent. And that cake is pretty bitchin'.
29. Coolbeans - August 8, 2008 8:01 AM
IT"S A WEDDING!!
30. SteveTheWraith - August 8, 2008 8:24 AM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2631184283/in/set-72157605939800686/
It's official: gay wedding. Just not how you thought...
31. Kaete - August 8, 2008 9:59 AM
Until I read the description I though Ackbar was officiating, and it was a lesbian wedding. Somehow it made more sense that way!
Amidala is the flower girl. You can see her getting her makeup put on in the earlier pics. Or heck, here's here sans makeup, so it's more obvious:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwinokur/2631502769/in/set-72157605939800686/
32. Odysseus - August 8, 2008 11:58 AM
THIS is exactly why the muslims hate us.
A salam alakum
33. Stetch - October 7, 2008 7:34 AM
For seriously with this? I can see there being a large-breasted aunt resembling Jabba the Hutt attending...
34. Sere - April 25, 2009 4:29 PM
The husband is named (used to be named) Mr.duda
He's my teacher.