Aug 18 2008Galactic Empire Invades San Francisco
Death Star Over San Francisco [current]
Thanks to Evan and Patrick, who could bring down the Death Star with a potato gun.
*Haha, made you watch! I'm an asshole.
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Reader Comments
1. Popadopolis - August 18, 2008 11:51 AM
First...?
2. ultradev - August 18, 2008 11:59 AM
not funny geekologie writer ... you owe me 3 bikini chicks
3. Freddy K - August 18, 2008 12:01 PM
I knew it was too good to be true... but I still had to look.
dammit, now I need a video of bikini chicks, preferably linked to some sort of geek activity.
4. Julian - August 18, 2008 12:14 PM
I'd be ever so grateful to the Galactic Emipre if they did take San Fransisco. Those damn hippies could use some law and order. . . damn hippies. . . here in New York we mostly have yuppies which are perhaps more annoying than hippies in that they aren't broke but they will incessantly rant on about the war and their mocha chai lattes in a pseudo-intellectual way. Tss, I'm moving to Mississippi where the word "incessantly" means something completely different.
5. LoL - August 18, 2008 12:18 PM
Witch software do it that?
6. Pierre - August 18, 2008 12:32 PM
did you guys notice the rainbow colored starship shaped like a penis
7. kompleet - August 18, 2008 12:37 PM
FAKE !!!!!!!!!!!
8. Icon - August 18, 2008 1:05 PM
It's a trap!
9. damn hippie - August 18, 2008 2:20 PM
"Julian"?
go back to.... France? uhh yeah!
10. A Gay - August 18, 2008 2:56 PM
Those are clearly not Victory-class Star Destroyers and thus are not able to enter the atmosphere like that. Idiots.
11. ErikHK - August 18, 2008 3:06 PM
Given the multiple comments that debunk the promise of bikini chicks, I will not give my precious minutes away watching this.
12. mattttt - August 18, 2008 3:51 PM
blatantly viral ad for Clone Wars
13. Gullible Reader - August 18, 2008 4:11 PM
WELL PLAYED, SIR.
14. higk - August 18, 2008 4:15 PM
.........you got me
15. Buddy "Tough" Love - August 18, 2008 6:39 PM
@mattttttttttttttt the faggggggggggg
Don't f***ing assume, you pissant. It may very well be, but there's nothing blatant about it. This isn't Hollywood class CG and it doesn't even seem like the filming was done explicitly for this video. F*** off and die.
16. Jordan - August 18, 2008 8:56 PM
It's a trap!
17. Dr_Freak - August 19, 2008 5:03 AM
I for one would like to welcome our new Alien Overlords...
18. Pat Popov - August 19, 2008 10:26 AM
They keep hold of their old military hardware for ages don't they? That looks like the same stuff they were using once upon a time in a galaxy far far away.
19. mattttt - August 19, 2008 10:59 AM
@Buddy "Tough" Love
im not going to stoop to your level kid.
20. -JH- - August 19, 2008 11:14 AM
Well I thought it was cool! Sure there were some parts that could of been better, but I would like to see you folks do better.
21. Petey_138 - August 19, 2008 2:48 PM
1-2-3-4
Dont they ever get that thing built?
22. um - August 20, 2008 2:07 AM
honestly i think we all saw this coming
idk how many people are star wars fans here but incase you didnt know the imperial army consists of copious amounts of mormons attempting to spread their word, well mormons dont like gay people thats why there invading san fran, the gayest city in the world
23. Jeff B - August 20, 2008 5:11 PM
God, that shot where all these liberals are waving their chinese flags. It's about time the Empire landed and put some whoop-ass on these San Fran crazies. They're beyond liberal, they're just crazy at this point.
All of those protesters waving those Chinese flags, what do you think about this?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/21/sports/olympics/21protest.html?ex=1376971200&en=b5876ab5b1f23b99&ei=5124&partner=facebook&exprod=facebook
24. Zip - August 26, 2008 12:59 PM
No chicks, you no fun...
25. cisco - December 23, 2008 1:12 PM
good job people don't hate was a good werk
26. marrilliondillion - December 26, 2008 6:35 AM
the evil computers that secretly run the world have stated repeatedly that they will not allow this to happen. no matter how much the resistance pleads with them, the Empire refuses to intervene on our behalf.
27. cheap hotels in san francisco - August 18, 2009 10:07 AM
I am afraid.
28. Rhinestone Jewelry - November 27, 2009 1:25 AM
One man's fault is another man's lesson.