Aug 6 2008Star Trek Online Going Online, Sometime
Star Trek Online is going to be unveiled in a little over four days at the Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas (August 10th). Leonard Nimoy is set to make the announcement and show some actual gameplay footage. In case you were wondering, it's going to be a MMORPGLOLROTFLMFAO that takes place in the Star Trek universe. For those of you too lazy to go to the website:
Become part of Star Trek®: The Star Trek universe will appear for the first time in a massively multiplayer online game. Everything from the elegant domes of Starfleet Academy to the ancient temples of Vulcan, from the towers of Qo'noS to the Fire Caves of Bajor, from the mysterious Mutara Nebula to the unexplored voids of deep space, all will be represented in stunning 3-D graphics. Immerse yourself in the future of the Trek universe as it moves into the 25th century: a time of shifting alliances and new discoveries.
Adventure in the Final Frontier: Explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations in an expanding vast universe. Make contact with alien races, discover resources and uncover mysteries that will change the future of the Star Trek universe.
You Are the Captain: Command your own starship as a Federation Captain or a Klingon Warrior. Outfit it with the systems that you need to make your mark in the galaxy. Customize your ship as you see fit. Recruit, train and mold your crew into an elite force for exploration and combat.
Boy am I excited. But truthfully, there's still only one way to play Star Trek, and that's dressed in a Starfleet jumpsuit you made out of your old highschool track uniform while sitting in a cardboard Enterprise. Want to play? Good, I'll be Geordi La Forge. Okay, now where the hell is my VISOR? Oh, great. Godammit woman, I told you that is NOT your hairband anymore, that's my freaking VISOR! I need it to see.
Star Trek Online
Thanks Zakkmiester, live long and prosper. And also, ass. Get a lot of ass.
Reader Comments
1. Haas - August 6, 2008 2:16 PM
could be cool but I have a normal live to...
Where does that fit in?
2. Madgame - August 6, 2008 2:22 PM
A few people in my office speak Klingon...I'll pass this along.
3. m - August 6, 2008 2:28 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
4. echo7 - August 6, 2008 2:36 PM
Best Space MMO is still Eve-Online. Blah Trek.
5. space captain - August 6, 2008 2:42 PM
*clenching fist*
whispers: "fire!"
6. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2008 3:12 PM
We.........need more..........................................................power. *lots of hand gestures included*
7. Svetlana - August 6, 2008 3:28 PM
ya, wonderful. this is exactly what i needed. melt these interwebs.
8. zakkmiester - August 6, 2008 3:35 PM
row row row your boat gently down the--row row row your boat gently down the-merrilymerrilymerrily life is but a -row row row your boat....
9. El Basto - August 6, 2008 4:01 PM
Resistance is futile
10. beest - August 7, 2008 1:18 AM
will it have the holodeck in it because that would just be f***ing stupid
11. Kukore - August 7, 2008 2:47 AM
Will they have the Death Star in it? that would be fun, to land it on Flash Gordons face.
12. gypsy - August 7, 2008 9:39 AM
I'm a doctor, not a Federation Captain!
13. Prof - August 8, 2008 8:33 PM
Okay, now where the hell is my VISOR? Oh, great. Godammit woman, I told you that is NOT your hairband anymore, that's my f***ing VISOR! I need it to see.
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LMAO so sad, but we all know it's sooo true!!! BTW- Kahn, I'm laughing at the superior intellect!