Aug 1 2008Segway Competition: Toyota's Winglet
The Winglet Advanced Scooter is Toyota's attempt at a smaller, more agile Segway. I wouldn't be caught dead on one, but I would ride it until I got hit by a car and launched clear off. Then I'd be caught dead on the pavement. Win-win. Skip to the second half of the video to see a woman riding it without the stupid handle in the way. It looks a lot cooler like that. Also, sweet ass-shot at 0:41. I'm not the pervert, you're the pervert. You looked didn't you? Haha, gimme that neck!
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Reader Comments
1. Sell Porn Make Money - August 1, 2008 2:20 PM
people actually buy these things?
2. Julian - August 1, 2008 2:30 PM
Allow me to "Segway" the converstation a bit (HAHAHAH I'm a f***ing genius). that Asian chick is hot as hell I'd def. hit that like the yellow brick road.
3. SmokingGirl - August 1, 2008 3:14 PM
I like the handle down...then my hands would be free so I can drink and smoke at the same time.
4. suzy blue balls - August 1, 2008 5:06 PM
smoking girl... agreed. i can just see it now - me at a bar, drunk on this thing, picking up on some chicks and knocking peoples drinks over, then wildly spinning to the right and burning some chicks arm with my cigarette. ok im seriously craving a cigarette on a segway.
5. emily - August 1, 2008 6:35 PM
I don't care what you f***ing do to a Segway. It will always make you look like Gob. Just blast "Final Countdown" and let doves fly out of your pants while you're at it.
6. suzy blue balls - August 1, 2008 6:57 PM
Gob Bluth is my father.
7. MeeMee - August 2, 2008 8:45 AM
A Japanese babe on a stick. This is gonna be big.
8. DeeplyTroubled - August 2, 2008 2:26 PM
What is the target audience here? Those who can stand but can't walk? People who haven't decided whether to keep or return a pair of new shoes yet? For who and/or what is this for?
9. tc - August 2, 2008 7:25 PM
We all need to exercise less, and consume more fossil-fuel sourced power.
Whoever is the fattest with the biggest carbon footprint when they die, wins.
10. T2 - August 3, 2008 5:38 PM
Ah noew the videos been pulled
11. T2 - August 3, 2008 5:38 PM
Alrighty its back up and running now. wtf