Aug 6 2008Pure Class (And Alcohol): The Beer Belt
The Beer Belt costs $18 from Urban Outfitters and holds six cans or bottles. But I assume if you're buying this you'll be carrying bottles. And not just because they're classier (although they are), but to carry six cans, you just put your belt through a loop in one of those plastic 6-pack carriers that strangles birds. But whichever way you go, there's one thing for certain: you'll be looking damn good. And, depending on how fast you drink, chugging warm beers. Just saying, scientists invented ice for a reason.
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Reader Comments
1. Jem - August 6, 2008 5:23 PM
yes!!
2. whistle - August 6, 2008 5:23 PM
This is fantastic for sneaking beers into someplace.
3. dan - August 6, 2008 5:24 PM
who needs a Batman-like utility belt when you can have the beer belt? i'm going to take two and strap one over each shoulder wild west style. pew pew!
4. guate6 - August 6, 2008 5:40 PM
Competition to the portable scooter-cooler?
5. Sophie - August 6, 2008 5:51 PM
Now you can drink like a pro!
Wear one of these (or 2 for dan), while driving the scooter-cooler and drinking from your beer-hat!
Brilliant!
6. FatBoy - August 6, 2008 5:54 PM
http://www.thegreenhead.com/search.php?q=belt
(other kinds of beverage belts)
AWWW HELL YEE! I am so freakin down to pay 18 dollars so that i can simultaneously warm all six of my beers at the same time!!! why dont they add wool lining to it?? my dream is to have a backpack that can boil a 12-pack in under a minute! PARTY'S ON!! WHO WANTS TEA BEER??
7. OMgirl - August 6, 2008 6:24 PM
i think i prefer one for tequila!
http://www.shooterbelts.com
or maybe its just because im mexican... dunno
8. SmokingGirl - August 6, 2008 6:31 PM
Is there one for vodka bottles?
9. old - August 6, 2008 6:37 PM
matix clothing did this first. they even have boardshorts with built in beer holders.
10. OctoGooch - August 6, 2008 6:44 PM
SmokingGirl... i believe this is what you are looking for
http://www.after5catalog.com/booze-belt-p-24.html?cPath=37_40
isnt that you posing for the pictures? lol
11. Bernstein - August 6, 2008 8:12 PM
I saw a much nicer version of this at some bong shop in Key West, although it only did cans. Later that week my roommate had made his own after I told him about it when I got back. It wasn't bad.
12. overalll - August 6, 2008 9:14 PM
You have to kiss a lot of frogs to meet a prince. I am signed up with a free internet dating site (ric h ki ss. c om). My pr ofile is out there and I get many emails. I talk to the selected person on line for a month or more, then meet for coffee or lunch. I met over 20 guys in 2 months before I found my prize. I don't give out my phone number or true location until I feel i want to see this person again. Just meet in a public place and take it slow until you feel confident this person is not a serial killer. ;-) Do a background check if it makes you feel better. Ask questions. Insist on honesty. Trust your instincts. This is so much safer and effective then meeting someone at a bar or club. On line dating is a phenomena that will only get bigger. Give it a try. PS .. I am over 60..just do it
13. Jess - August 7, 2008 12:49 AM
It won't be cold beer if you wear it in the MOTHERPLUCKING POOL!!!!!!
14. Hildegard - August 7, 2008 1:06 AM
GREAT! This is just what I needed to make my Duffman costume.
15. Ginormagantuan - August 7, 2008 2:11 AM
#8....... you genius, buy the small vodka bottles and f***ing VOILA! unless you want to look like a total retard with a belt that holds big bottles, and barely being able to hold up.
16. Lovelyart - August 7, 2008 6:52 AM
I love this idea!
17. KennyRogers - August 7, 2008 8:32 AM
Real men don't need sissy ass belts to hold their drinks. That's what babies and hookers are for.
18. Thumperchica - August 7, 2008 9:14 AM
Great idea for a waitress... I like my booze cooling in the river tied to the shore so my buzzed arse can find it.
19. SmokingGirl - August 7, 2008 9:40 AM
Small bottles of vodka are blasphemy, my friend; blasphemy.
20. sixpack - August 7, 2008 2:19 PM
Wasn't this available in Spencer's Gifts at the mall approx 18 years ago along with the construction helmet that holds 2 beers and has a hose?
21. starr - August 11, 2008 11:09 AM
I like that belt. and woman too