Aug 12 2008From Me To You On My Birthday: A Gallery Of Women In Princess Leia Golden Bikinis

There's a website out there appropriately named Leiasmetalbikini that is dedicated to, well, Princess Leia's metal bikini. You can buy them, sell them, discuss them, and, most importantly, peruse a huge gallery of chicks dressed in them. I flipped through and posted a bunch of my favorites after the jump (which you WILL look at), but there are literally hundreds -- so make sure to check them out. Just consider this a little gift from me to you. That way, you can't say I never got you anything. Seriously though, this might very well be the most selfless act ever performed on a person's own birthday. Quick, saint me!
Hit it for the MASSIVE gallery.





























Leia's Metal Bikini
and the
Fan Galleries
Thanks to Jon, for finally making a 15-year old's birthday wish come true.

Reader Comments
1. Caligulala - August 12, 2008 1:18 PM
Ancient.
2. Jumpin_J - August 12, 2008 1:24 PM
Ancient or not, front row, second from the right. I'd hit that. Just sayin.
3. El Basto - August 12, 2008 1:26 PM
The best First ever...
Happy Birthday!
4. H2o Helghast - August 12, 2008 1:30 PM
Wow a gift to US on YOUR birthday, and such a glorious one at that. Thou are a Saint indeed. BTW. Happy B Day
5. WickedBitch - August 12, 2008 1:31 PM
I'm sure you guys don't ever look at their faces, but the woman in the first picture is Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn
6. alainsuline - August 12, 2008 1:31 PM
great photos!
@+
7. WickedBitch - August 12, 2008 1:31 PM
Oh, and Happy Birthday!
8. J@cko - August 12, 2008 1:34 PM
Holy schmoley! Is it just me or are these girls hot? That has to be the most sexy outfit. I think I'm growing a fetish.
9. J@cko - August 12, 2008 1:36 PM
I almost forgot: I'd definitely show them my lightsaber.
10. The Superficial Writer - August 12, 2008 1:37 PM
Olivia Munn! Dude, you shouldn't have.
11. Eddy - August 12, 2008 1:40 PM
Aw, your birthday was sooner than I had my costume ready. It isn't a metal bikini, but its kinda neat.
12. Julian - August 12, 2008 1:41 PM
My yellow fever is going off the charts. As I went down the list of pics I can say without a doubt that I will never be cured of my illness. Still trying to recover from the sight of the girl under the Darth Vader pic and the one that is 14th from the bottom. . . CHRIST!!
13. Haas - August 12, 2008 1:43 PM
Do they come with the chain?
I would chain them to my bed :)
14. Nekowrites - August 12, 2008 1:43 PM
IS anyone else weirded out by her fawning over luke (her brother) and worse Vader (Her Father) both sorta killed my happiness. CreppyCosplay incest is still Creppy incest, they just added another word.
15. Thumperchica - August 12, 2008 1:47 PM
@ GeekologieWriter- I see how this is a great gift to YOU and the boys... but what awesome post are you putting up for the girls?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
16. Badcopnodonut - August 12, 2008 1:50 PM
Thank you! From the bottom of my pants.
17. metalman - August 12, 2008 1:51 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!
18. StlDragoon - August 12, 2008 1:55 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I love it , its like a B-day present for me
19. Supermodel4u305 - August 12, 2008 1:58 PM
Wow some of these chicks are really fugly
20. SlowMonkey - August 12, 2008 2:00 PM
Is anyone else bothered that Jabba is shiny?
21. martygras9 - August 12, 2008 2:01 PM
Crap, I didn't get you anything. All I have after looking at these pics is a couple of balled up tissues. Do I have to wrap them?
22. Uncle Eccoli - August 12, 2008 2:05 PM
What is it exactly with the little star tattoos? I see them all over the place now. Are they just the modern day cute little butterfly or what?
23. Sell Porn Make Money - August 12, 2008 2:10 PM
arms... going ... numb... too much.... jerking.... stay ... on... target...
24. Jen - August 12, 2008 2:21 PM
I'm a girl and I'm still fascinated by this!
25. OctoGooch - August 12, 2008 2:26 PM
ew these girls are disgusting.
but i love them more than anything because they are beautiful.
26. greg - August 12, 2008 2:26 PM
I liked the bodybuilder
27. Allisen - August 12, 2008 2:31 PM
Wow all those pretty girls, but, they're in the wrong place if they want to find a handsome guy! Nerdapalooza!!!!!!!
28. Tyson - August 12, 2008 2:51 PM
Oh my god, I love you.
29. SmokingGirl - August 12, 2008 2:59 PM
Happy Birthday...
Thanks for the pics. The bottom picture shows what my body would look like if it wasn't covered in scars. Wheeee.
Again, Happy Birthday!
30. Gilberto - August 12, 2008 3:00 PM
This is deserve a second Happy Birthday to you!
31. Hailey - August 12, 2008 3:00 PM
Er...why are those two Leia's all up on Darth Vader in that one picture? Weird.
32. RandomKansas - August 12, 2008 3:18 PM
It's also my Birthday and this is great. Thanks, you shouldn't have. But really you should have.
33. Munky - August 12, 2008 3:18 PM
HEY! I know that guy. It's Jamin the Slave Master.
34. Whip - August 12, 2008 3:34 PM
hit it
hit it
hit it
let the Stormtrooper hit it
nope
probably hit it
absolutely hit it
I don't mess with the Vader's women
yes
no
"It's a trap!"
too frightened
I would ruin that chick
yes
AAAHH!! wtf?
fist of an angry god
we'd hold hands and then share a milkshake
I'd do Jessica Rabbit
at the same time
Orgy #1
Orgy #2
hit the one on the left
Orgy #3
Orgy #4 (damn, I'm exhausted)
hell to the yes
probably hit it
wanna play?
only from behind
meh, why not?
35. Max - August 12, 2008 3:46 PM
To #34: I think you got a bit exhausted towards the end there, there were definitely some misfires among the last dozen.
36. Eric - August 12, 2008 4:00 PM
I just shot out some midaclorians (sp?) in my pants...
37. Lynz - August 12, 2008 8:14 PM
Dude #3s knees could kill you.
Some of these women are good looking, one of them is fat and one looks like a 15 year old. The last two have nice curves though.
38. Andy - August 12, 2008 8:58 PM
Many Happy Returns of the Jedi!
39. Ian - August 12, 2008 9:08 PM
Hey baby, wanna check out my lightsaber? Splooge.
40. bryce - August 13, 2008 12:18 AM
no black chicks?
41. DeeplyTroubled - August 13, 2008 1:05 AM
They're not wearing underwear.
42. FAP - August 13, 2008 3:16 AM
FAP FAP FAP
43. WOW OMG!!! - August 13, 2008 3:43 AM
most of these women are hotter than the original...
44. Britt Dietz - August 13, 2008 5:43 AM
Long long time lurker on these sites, never commented before... ironically I'm the photographer of the first photo after the jump and a few others. Never thought I'd see my photos end up here someday! The leiasmetalbikini.com site should have a ton more photos of the 2008 comic con Slave Leia shoot within the next week once I'm able to get them the bulk of the shots.
45. Bobeyo - August 13, 2008 9:49 AM
#2: I'm with you, buddy. The blonde one with the braid? Hell YES.
46. Momboelitist - August 13, 2008 9:55 AM
It was OK til I hit the bodybuilder, then it went downhill from there. One thing that always intriuged me is why did Lucas pick this type of outfit for a princess supposedly in an advanced future? I would expect more clothes as women become more equal (LOL!).
Anyway, are you going to milk this birthday thing all week?
47. Linestepper - August 13, 2008 10:58 AM
@46
Really? Well let's just think for a sec. Who is this outfit for? Princess Leia? No. It's for any slave girl that will be shackled to Jabba the Hutt, a notorious gangster. While I'm sure Jabba has loads of respect for his bitches, ultimately his use for them is as a form of erotic entertainment...and as a meat sock for his schlong.
(I wont be going into the logistics of how that would work)
Jabba's probably got a whole closet full of different slave girl outfits for just such an occasion when a hottie (or anything with boobs really) drops by. The last thing Jabba is thinking about for a certainty...is the female's "equality". Lastly, "advanced future"? Does "a long time ago" ring a bell?
So this is a most appropriate outfit actually. Plus it's dead sexy.
48. Cam - August 13, 2008 12:11 PM
Is the fifth one down grabbing that other girl's boob?
49. El Basto - August 13, 2008 2:33 PM
There are a couple of travesties and a couple of fuglys there but many good prospects for slaves.
And #11 it's a trap! indeed...
50. Momboelitist - August 13, 2008 2:56 PM
@47, you have certainly cleared up my confusion as your description has jogged my memory.
Problem is, I only watched these movies once each (sorry, lose...uh, I mean star wars fans).
51. GARTHvader - August 13, 2008 9:55 PM
fat chicks are the best...
52. ha - August 13, 2008 11:21 PM
The chick in the eighth picture. Yeah, you all know who I'm talking about. She is the only one who has to wear briefs because the skirt can't cover all of her ass. Yeah yeah, there's nothing wrong with a woman with some meat on her. I'm not against the fatties. But damn it, this is the cliche fantasy for so many, why would you ruin it for people by allowing your photo to be taken while wearing that outfit when you surely shouldn't be. No boners will come of this, only vomit.
53. the_colonel - August 27, 2008 2:47 PM
I wish I was Han Solo...
54. K lee - August 27, 2008 5:50 PM
Yipes. The bodybuilder chick in the 11th picture could rip you in half. "You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?"
55. Drunkman - August 28, 2008 8:11 AM
Judging from the rapid progression of hot to ugly I think I'll pass clicking the link.
56. jaime - August 28, 2008 1:28 PM
oh god i'm in love with the one in the 13th picture from the bottom, with the green purse.
GW give me the link to the original photo so i can find her! hah
57. jaime - August 28, 2008 1:32 PM
i wonder if any of the hot chicks in the pictures are actual star wars fans. or at least know who leia is.
probably, familiarity with star wars is inversely proportional to hotness, just as it is with men...
58. Natalie - August 30, 2008 7:07 PM
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET PICS OF ME IN MY METAL BIKINI!!!
59. Zippy - August 31, 2008 10:18 PM
@ 19 - I hear you, especially the fat chick next to Darth Vader. She and fat-bastard-Vader from the other Comic-Con post are perfect for one another.
60. Metaball - September 1, 2008 5:41 PM
heres one i snagged @ comicon. nice collection!
http://www.brainwashaudio.com/images/LeiaJedi.jpg
61. metaball - September 1, 2008 5:46 PM
almost forgot about these
http://www.flickr.com/photos/eloketh/246151131/
62. Talisman - September 9, 2008 8:12 PM
The one that's standing in front of the Thanksgiving turkey looks like her boyfriend makes her dress in that getup all the time.
63. wow, not in a good way - September 11, 2008 1:34 PM
wow, how on earth could you jerk off over some of these fugly women...!? TBH i probs only touch 2,4,8 and 10 the rest can be ignored easily!
64. Err - September 13, 2008 3:24 PM
Err..you guys know that the second picture is that chick from G4, right?
65. Dan - September 14, 2008 2:50 AM
I'd make even the fat one pregnant.
66. Marxmith - October 23, 2008 11:54 AM
I've never really understood the fascination with slave Leia. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and yes a lot of those girls are attractive to be sure. But personally, I prefer Leia at the end of ANH, or Padme on Geonosis. And even then, I'd take season five Counselor Troi or Dr. Crusher over Leia any day. Low maintenance.
67. Warghost - December 8, 2008 9:18 PM
Seriously, Olivia Munn is a friggin' GODDESS!! Sooo hot!
68. timmy the dying boy - December 8, 2008 9:44 PM
Yow, I'd hit ANY ONE of those in a second, except for the weird tall one all in black. What's with that guy?
69. ed hardy - November 9, 2009 1:42 AM
i wonder if any of the hot chicks in the pictures are actual star wars fans. or at least know who leia is.