Steve Jobs's Obituary Accidentally Published

For those of you who haven't heard, Steve Jobs's 17-page prewritten obituary was accidentally published when somebody at Bloomberg chose the wrong button after some routine updating to the information. Woops. You can read the whole thing after the jump, it's nice and wordy and names Jobs as Apple Co-Founder and Arbiter of Cool Technology. Bitchin' title! You know, this story really got me thinking -- what will people say about me when I'm dead? You think I'll get 17 pages?

FUTURE UPDATE:

Geekologie Writer, Writer of Technology, Penises, 39

The Geekologie Riter was a monster freaking asshole. Thankfully, now he's a ded one.

Wow, fourteen words and two misspellings. I'm killing myself.

Hit it to read all the amazing things Jobs has done.

Steve Jobs's Obituary, As Run By Bloomberg [gawker]

Thanks Craig and Whitney, may you never have to read your own obituary. Unless you're a ghost or something and want to, in which case please don't haunt me.

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