Aug 11 2008Paint Drip Table Is Neat, Drippy, Trippy
This is a table from designer John Nouanesing. It's called Paint or die but Love Me. If you can't tell because pictures don't work on your fancy electronic typewriter or something, the table looks like it's made of dripping paint. Neat idea, John, but I think it's missing something like, oh I don't know -- legs. You designed a table and forgot the legs. You're a maroon!
NOTE: Please don't email or comment to let me know that the drips are, in fact, the legs. I think you and I both know that's bullshit and you're a witch or sorcerer for even insinuating.
Awesome liquid table [qbn]
Thanks to Melissa, who actually made a table out of paint. Which, by mathematical theorem, makes her mad cooler.
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Reader Comments
1. Thumperchica - August 11, 2008 3:11 PM
This is awesomeness!
FIRST!
2. Julian - August 11, 2008 3:11 PM
looks pretty cool. . . too bad its probably really shiny plastic that gets really noticeable fingerprints and scratches easily. they should have made a white one to prevent this . . . of course then it would have looked like a giant got a little too excited.
3. Morono - August 11, 2008 3:13 PM
i'd buy this no doubt
4. Madgame - August 11, 2008 3:21 PM
Is it sturdy enough to have sex on?
5. Captain obvious - August 11, 2008 3:25 PM
Aren't the paint drips the legs?
6. J@cko - August 11, 2008 3:26 PM
Unfortunately it is only a 3D model. The guy has a lot of other concepts on his page. It was easy to draw them on a computer with no physical constrains. Would it be as easy to manufacture?
7. numb3rsix - August 11, 2008 3:35 PM
@6 I suppose there is no Santa either.
8. Sam - August 11, 2008 3:43 PM
Dude where the legs I'm freaking out!!!
9. KennyRogers - August 11, 2008 4:04 PM
I'd like to bang an albino bitch on this table.
I would fantasize that we were making love in her period blood.
10. OMgirl - August 11, 2008 4:20 PM
i totally love it!
11. SluggishGirl - August 11, 2008 5:20 PM
so this guy invented an invisible table?? then poored red paint all over it?? way to ruin your invisibility table cloth.
12. skr1bbl3r - August 11, 2008 5:44 PM
Is it just me, or does that look like a lot more like a blood table than a paint table?
13. Amaranth - August 11, 2008 5:55 PM
i would buy if there is an option for color
14. captainj - August 11, 2008 5:57 PM
@9: what? thats just slightly disturbing.....
that table looks too cool though
15. Christine Macabuag - August 11, 2008 8:10 PM
I would want one. Though how stable with the legs be..
16. TW!STED - August 11, 2008 11:47 PM
@14: slight? i think you're being mild =P
@9: what the hell in the name of santa clause?!?
17. Jess - August 12, 2008 12:14 AM
Would you have to individually install those stupid little drip circles onto your floor to maintain the illusion? Also those little drippy bits look like they'd break off before you even get it home.
18. Pat Popov - August 12, 2008 5:55 AM
I think the drips at the corners act as legs.
19. MiND69 - September 9, 2008 9:30 AM
Very nice work!
I Love it. :-)