Paint Drip Table Is Neat, Drippy, Trippy

This is a table from designer John Nouanesing. It's called Paint or die but Love Me. If you can't tell because pictures don't work on your fancy electronic typewriter or something, the table looks like it's made of dripping paint. Neat idea, John, but I think it's missing something like, oh I don't know -- legs. You designed a table and forgot the legs. You're a maroon!

NOTE: Please don't email or comment to let me know that the drips are, in fact, the legs. I think you and I both know that's bullshit and you're a witch or sorcerer for even insinuating.

Awesome liquid table [qbn]

Thanks to Melissa, who actually made a table out of paint. Which, by mathematical theorem, makes her mad cooler.

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