Move Over, Goblin Shark: Robots Are Scarier

I told you. I told you robots would kill us all. This is a clip from a new BBC show, The Wrong Door, which is about robots and how much they want to hurt us. And speaking of the wrong door, I accidentally opened my roommate's after grabbing a snack in the middle of the night. Hello anime comic, hello penis in hand! Hello awkward silence, lifelong scarring, new roommate wanted ad.

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I Called It!: The Apocalypse Is Nigh

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Stay Away!: The Robotic Needle Of Death

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