Aug 21 2008Mega Man Energy Drink Coming Soon

It seems like every video game character out there wants his own damn energy drink these days. So it comes as no surprise that Mega Man (who actually looks like a little boy) in getting one to coincide with the release of Mega Man 9. At first glance the product looks like an energy cell, but a closer inspection reveals it's just a fucking can.
The drink will be called "Rockman E Can Drink" because it's coming out in Japan and Mega Man is called Rockman over there. The drink will cost ¥137, or about $1.25 a can. No word on what it tastes like, though.
Ha, that's easy -- if it's anything like the majority of other energy drinks, it'll taste like Dr. Wily's taint.
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Reader Comments
1. Arwen - August 21, 2008 1:30 PM
first!
2. guate6 - August 21, 2008 1:33 PM
Dr. Wily's taint...ha, classic.
3. notbob - August 21, 2008 1:45 PM
I like, never saw this coming....
Seriously though,... what ever sells.
4. Icon - August 21, 2008 1:53 PM
I'd hit it!
Shit. Wrong post. :(
5. FatBoy - August 21, 2008 1:59 PM
Rockman Extasy Pills!! circle c
6. DigitalT - August 21, 2008 2:30 PM
Next comes the Chuck Norris Energy drink - With the strength and energy of a roundhouse kick.
7. chaosthirteen - August 21, 2008 3:33 PM
They are truly releasing a "slurm," energy drink as well, al' la "Futurama."