Aug 4 2008Legit Looking: Handheld Super Nintendo
This is a handheld Super Nintendo made by some guy that frequents the BenHeck forums (Ben Heck being that guy that's always modding the hell out of controllers). As you can see, it's looking pretty sleek. Way sleeker than the portable Gamecube, and of equal sleekiosity to this Dreamcast. But how does it compare to its wooden brethren? Well that's up to your personal taste. And feel. Some pirates prefer a modern, plastic prosthetic when they lose a leg in battle, but I'm a purist -- pegleg all the way. Oh shit, and a parrot. Gotta have a parrot. And it should be able to cuss. And have a patch-eye and a tattoo of a naked mermaid. Otherwise, you aren't a freaking pirate, you're just an exotic pet owner with a missing leg.
Hit the jump for a couple more views, including one from the rear.
Reader Comments
1. El Basto - August 4, 2008 1:25 PM
F1RST!!!111!!oneoneone
2. actionjezus - August 4, 2008 1:33 PM
FIRST!!!! FAKE
3. Madgame - August 4, 2008 1:40 PM
Ben Heck is a ModGod. If he made this then I want.
@ #2 - fail
4. Julian - August 4, 2008 1:46 PM
ooo, he's playing MegaMan X.
That's pretty awesome. I wish i were this tech savy then maybe I could start making some real money instead of having to donate blood and semen all the time.
5. SmokingGirl - August 4, 2008 2:06 PM
Wheeee
6. Sell Porn Make Money - August 4, 2008 2:25 PM
uh... is it me or is that as big as a laptop?
7. Chris - August 4, 2008 3:26 PM
Cool, now go back in time to before Ben Heck made his in 2001 to make me give a shit.
8. the bull - August 4, 2008 3:32 PM
i think if i bondo my SNES to my tv then super glue a car battery to make it portable, itll probably still end up being smaller than this thing.
9. Buddy Love - August 4, 2008 3:49 PM
When Julian mentioned donating blood and semen, I looked it up. Holy shit, the process for becoming a sperm donor is BS. It can take anywhere from 5 weeks to 6 months, you can't jerk off for five days before each donation, you have to be tested for pretty much EVERYTHING EVER, you have to be in shape, over 5' 11" tall, and pretty much be a saint. Only about 5% of applicants ever get paid. FUCK THEM. :)
Side note-I'm guessing you were joking.
10. lulu - August 4, 2008 4:42 PM
OMG it looks like that ENORMOUS UGLY GAME GEAR from Sega! AHH!
11. SmokingGirl - August 4, 2008 4:43 PM
Well, if that's the case, Buddy, then Julian is obviously a god of some sort.
I mean, that was the point of your post, right? To prove Julian's god status?
I'm calling the Vatican right now...
12. Ginormagantuan - August 5, 2008 6:20 AM
Heyyyyy! i've seen one of these things! it's called a nintendo DS...... wait, what's that you say? the nintendo DS doesn't weigh 2000 punds! ohhh and it has better graphics????? who'ds thunk that!?
no thanks
13. wanks - August 5, 2008 9:55 AM
that power switch is GIGONORMOUS!
14. Koer - November 18, 2008 4:48 PM
@12: The DS is the portable n64, and the GBA is the portable GBA, moron.
Besides, Nintendo used modern technology to make the GBA, that dude took apart an acutal SNES to make this. Hense calling it the portable SNES, not a GBA.
15. Koer - November 18, 2008 4:55 PM
Er, change that from "portable GBA" to "portable SNES."
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