Aug 29 2008Labor Day Weekend: Now With More C-String

Okay, maybe I'm naive but....if you're willing to go that far to wear something like that, um....why would you bother wearing anything at all??

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DAMN! That thing is amazing though!

Nothing less than amazing!

I'd use duct tape- costs less and looks just as sexy!

ewww - from behind the dark coloured c-strings make the girls look like they havent washed and have dutty buttys! and the red ones look like devil tails!

major camel-toe on pic 8!

do they make these for guys? that looks comfy!

How do they pull it down to pee?

omg #9, I hadn't even thought of that. Eww. *thinks about it* Ewwwwwwwww.

And #2, you fail. You fail on so many levels it astounds, shocks and appalls me. You...faily person. That's right, I went there. You big mean faily-poo.

MANY REASONS FOR FAIL:

1. I am not convinced that that thing won't just fall out.
2. Even if it doesn't fall out, I bet the end that goes up against the top of your butt crack digs in something fierce.
3. How does it feel when you're sitting down? If it's like a coat hanger won't it get bent out of shape and then you'll have to re-bend it when you stand up?
4. I ride a bicycle everywhere and I think that would probably equal pain.
5. The bit at the front looks dumb.
6. I agree that there's little point in wearing anything if you're gonna go this far, unless maybe you're a stripper in a state that doesn't allow vaginal nudity.
7. FAIL

"Aw great, now where am I suppose to stick my dollar bills?"

this just looks stupid :/

ok, i know it's not designed like this, but all it reminds me of are those snap bracelets. ya know? that are just straight bands, and you slap them on your wrist, and they instanly curl around and stay on. so all i can picture is this contraption "unsnaping" when you sit down... awkward....

ps, why, if you are going to go that extreme with the bottoms, are you still wearing a fully fuctioning top? i mean, what? no pasties? did they actually think that by putting on pasties, it would be "over the top"? seriously? cuz in my opinion, it would just match better.

I think this must sell on the principal that it's no illegal to go out in public with it YET...

Though thinking of the atrocities visited upon us by inappropriate speedos and thongs...

And oh yeah, @2 EPIC FAIL

it's like nipples pasties for your vagina

What's the point? Just get naked.

I'm in love!

But what happens if they fart? The C-String falls out the bottom of their pants?

I like it.

and so does my penis.

#12=win
Lol @ #2 - your levels of failure are epic. Hilarity ensues.

I honestly think that the standard thong is revealing enough already, and this thing kind of makes it look like the girls are growing tails.

whew thanks for the 7th pic down, i was scarred maybe they werent gonna allow black people to wear them

To the Geekologie writer:
Thanks for listening to your audience and posting some close-to-but-not-total nudity.

Oh yeah, and #2: Epic fail!

The funny thing is one of my friend thought it would be funny and bought me the C-string for my birthday/Christmas. So we were all out for dinner including my family (which means my mom was there) and he handed me this box. He told me not to take it out but just to open it and look at it. Needless to say, I had no idea what it was. I asked him and when he told me I didn't know what to say except laugh. It was the funniest thing ever. My mom and everyone else wanted to know what it was but I just couln't tell them. It was too embarrassing. Til this day, it is still in the box and it will never see the light of day, let alone getting near my personal area.

Do they come with a weave? A crimped red haired one?

EW!!!

the girl doesnt have nipples

this peace is used in Carnival here in Brazil
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD lol

Double EW!!!

Now, if they made one for guys- that would be a whole 'nother story.

to Amy the bitch .. thats why this site is not for bitch like u .. cause u ruined everything u party pooper i bet u fat and ugly thats why u think that new style of underwear is not attractive.. do us a favor and get lost.

Holy shit 25 you read my mind. The first thing i thought when i saw it was those new retarded hair extension head-bands Paris Herpes has her beak plastered all over. Oh and...
1: If you have a shred of modesty you aren't wearing a Vag-Patch. Unless you're a sexy pirate. Ooo sexy pirate...
2: Wire frame + Ass Crack. WTF OUCH. Aren't thongs only remotely comfortable because the string is so thin you stop noticing it after a while?
3: Wait not vag-patch. Looked at pic 4 again... Poon Spoon. Oh yeah.

They should be good for one thing though. Ladies listen up.
Wear it through security at the airport. When the wand keeps going off over your nethers, scooch the top edge of your pants down to show no panties and tell the guard you have a bionic baby maker.
WOO!

Honestly, the 1st two pictures show how stupid it is. Women like security why walking around and the only woman who would buy this are strippers, porn stars and ANY woman in Brazil...

Oh, Brazil. I'm gonna live out my remaining years there...

This is stupid. What is next, sliced bread?

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=tapa-sexo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

did anyone not see this coming? think women's underwear 20 years ago, 10 years ago, 5 years ago, last year, 6 months ago, and now today... this is just another step on the way to acceptable nudity. the real questions are now, will this become a standard, or will we see backlash and underwear starting to conceal more again? and how many more steps could we have before the underwear is just a figment of imagination anyway? personally i'm still happy men's underwear while shrinking still goes around and not up my ass.

i think they should just stick it up their vagina and in their ass and wear it like that

hey...as long as it comes off, its cool with me...it just makes it easier to get one step closer to naked...YEEHAAWW!....

i bet it will be on As Seen on TV soon enough...I can see it now..Buy 6 for the price of 1...lol...

definitely promotes sexual harassment.

wow- i can't believe there are people out there stupid enough to:
1: create this
2: buy it
3: wear it proudly on the internet

this looks nothing more then holding a maxypad in between your legs when you don't have any panties nearby and you're pussy is leaking like a faucet.

It looks like a diver's gotten stuck in their buttcrack, and managed to get a snorkel out so they can breathe.

Just saying.

Hey, #29: You're probably just bitter, Mr. Faily-firstyyy.

And if you're going to insult someone, at least try to do so using proper spelling and syntax. And I can assure you I am neither fat nor ugly.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen

But every one of those girls have boobs, so it's alright.

From the back, it looks like ugly ass hair. Seriously this thing makes a thong look classy. The first pic (c-string being held) it looks almost like a weird set of earphones...

Sixth photo down: Does it not look like there's a Twizzler stuck in their ass? I mean, really?
I have to say, though, this may be a candidate for Easiest Underwear To Remove Of All Time. And isn't that what's important -- figuring out how to get a girl's underwear off?

it does indeed look like some kinda sanitary towel. ew.

Also...#30? POON SPOON? I literally lol'd. I'd buy one if it said that.

Less != More

this is repulsive.

the leather looking one is ok, but not for every day wear on the beach. imagine trying to find that shit after a huge wave sucks you under and has it's way with you. ...talk about a walk of shame.

I wonder if it is actually comfortable. i just dont see my wife wearing them. It has to be pretty tight to actually stay on. Looking forward to seeing more, lol

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vagina-band EPIC!!!!

Dear GW,
I was teaching a class yesterday and was unable to see this post until just now. Please let me extend my deepest gratitude for the most beautiful post I have seen here at Geekologie since the "Comic-Con Costumes" post you so magnificently created a few weeks ago. As I sit here at my desk, sticky and weeping, know that nothing that could possibly happen to me today could make this day any better. Angelina Jolie could come to my house and beg me to make sex with her (again) and the whole time I was putting my boo hoo inside her ho-ho-nanny I would be thinking of the C-String I saw (and masturbated to) on Geekologie.
Thank you, GW. Now, it's off to peel the scabs from my penis. Jerking off with leather gloves is amazing.
Sincerely,
Popadopolis

Does the XXXXXXL come in the same shape? Or does it have a second 'tail' to go up the front bum?

I guess it could double up as a shoe horn

*gag* dumb idea.

G strings are so much sexier, imo. That thing is just weird and awkward.

They have this in brazil a long time ago.
But they are smaller than this.

Seriously.

FIRST!!!!

OMG, you guys have no imagination. I don't believe this is practical "every day to the office" underwear. But! Picture:
You're woman (or random porn star), wearing spike heals, the C-String, a USB cord as a leash, a cold beer in hand & army of your fav toys/stimulants...
Or just picture being our with your chick, she's wearing a skirt and can ditch the panties w/o a scene...
I LIKE EM! I think the BF would too... now where is that USB cord...

and buy "you're" I meant... YOUR
I'm a fucktard today...

I've been telling women to wear earmuffs and two stickers for bathing suits for years.

Yeah, but can it cut through a tin can and then slice a tomato?

Just stop freaking wearing underwear!
what the hell is wrong with people!
That looks moderately uncomfortable. Especially the part at the rear... I see that poking buttholes aplenty

What's the point in this stupid thing? It doesn't look any different from a g-string. It certainly doesn't reveal more of a woman's body. It just looks less comfortable and harder to wear than a g-string. That and, I don't think it would stay on, especially not if you were moving about a lot. So imagine wearing this thing to a club and trying to dance while keeping it mushed between your legs. You'd look like you were desperate for the toilet. So, unless your date finds THAT a turn-on, you're probably gonna regret wearing the thing.

FIRSTYYY, you are such a dumb fucker.

Ah finally, time to reveal my amazing peice of underwear for men. No more waistbands to worry about. I had the idea after buying a 5th of Crown Whiskey. Naturally I drank the entire bottle, took off my clothes, and tied the stylish bag securely around my nutsack and penis. It was surprisingly comfortable. Everyone wait for the "Crotch sack" due out next spring.

on a side-note, this thing is awesome. looks like these girls have designer pubes.

Omg lol, I'm still laughing about the poon spoon thing, good call #30!

#57: And by "buy", you mean "by".

At this rate what's the point of even wearing anything?

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

how do you wash it ?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
i cant even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that would be.
AND, why would you go through all that trouble of wearing... it...not to mention spending $26.00 on a single pair of undies... when you can just go comando!!! or would that be too easy.

i was developing the 'E' string you dont even wnt to know how that works.

@ 58 - LMFAO!

@ 6 - The beauty about using duct tape is that it removes that unsightly hair at the same time.

Hey Geekologie man, UPDATE YOUR SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a weekend (and a holiday one at that) silly. He updates during the week.

@12: LOL.
And.. 73 comments and counting on a genetically modified thong? I can see why humanity is heading straight towards damnations, as that tramp on the sidewalk was yelling to me yesterday...

I wonder when the camera/cellphone combo will come out. Make sure to leave that ringer off.

instead of worrying about panty lines, why not worry about the fact that the ridged part at the back might make people think that you've got a tail in the trunk

ok.. if people can see your butt, it means youre butt naked, i don't see the point of this

Yes why bother to even wear panties?

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all.
-Ned Flanders

Amy, please wear one of these and then let me smell it.

this reminds me of those slap-on bracelets back in the day.. except for your vagina.. excellent.. +1 Germany

They could come up with a version that has fake pubic hair in the front. After all I think their reason for wearing this is to look sexy so it would be the logical next step. Besides such a model would be more practical...it would double as a toilet brush.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
#30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!.....heh
"Poon Spoon"
I want one! lol