Aug 8 2008It's Paper!: Montauk Monster Mystery Solved

F1rs7!!11!!

Montauk Monster wraps rock!

Sorry, mystery, I meant Montauk Monster wraps mystery!

That is so f***ing lame.

this dude seriously has too much time on his hands....

i give this guy an A for making it look just like the original. but i give him a D for actually doing it. but i would give him another A if he'd post a video of him burning that thing.

that is really cool. is it wrong to find the monster 'cute'?

Writer: correction... the government doesn't make you pay taxes...they take taxes.

To quote Chris Rock: "You don't pay taxes, the government take taxes. I get my paycheck, money gone. That ain't a payment, that's a jack!"

pretty clever.... Clearly this guy has alot of free time.

Guys. i think i found something incredibly close to the montauk monster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3Rdlw12ec

4:18

its almost the exact same creature.. freaky

Nine, that video was so stupid, but the thing is the box is an unknown creature captured off of a road at night, and hasn't ever been a hoax. Skulls looked quite the same.

Holy Crap! If I came home to my b/f doing this instead of something more productive (I'd settle for less retarded), I would lock his dumb-ass outside and cut him off until he somehow proved he was still a straight human male.

alright, it only took a few hours to make.

@11, Honey let me in. c'mon, we can talk about this. Also my beer-belt needs restocking, do you mind? honey pie?

YOU KILL MY FAMILY FOR THIS??

WHAT A F***ING WASTE!

AT LEAST USE US TO WRAP A F***ING SLOPPY ROASTBEEF SANDWICH, OR PLAY MASH!!

This has been going on for too long! It's a raccoon people!!! Lets move on!

At least this guy's got some talent!
Jeeze, lay off.

Also, #11, get on it, Brian's getting thirsty!

@12 - the beer belt has proven you are still a hetero-male, but if you ever do something useless & gay at the same time again... I will keep the beer belt & all games/pc's and any affiliated components. I will also put outside again, this time with nothing but a cucumber and jar of vasolene to let all the neighbors know the truth...

@16 - darling, I wouldn't mind so much that you were a troll, except for the fact that you look like one too...
p.s. keep the cucumber and grease, I can see that you've used them already.

Chosetec - well done... *gets back in her place*

First, I concur with my esteemed colleague Wow;0 (#9), I believe we are looking at the same creature in both instances.

Second, I would like to offer my approval and admiration for the artist's paper rendering of the unknown creature (not a raccoon). It shows creativity in subject matter and great skill in execution.

Third, in regards to this being "a waste of time," we should all be so fortunate/talented to have this much to show for the time we each waste. Furthermore, I doubt Brian's paper folding is keeping him from curing cancer or pursuing anything else more "productive". However if this is the case, you should be ashamed of yourself Brian.

Lastly, Thumperchica (#11), I seriously doubt you have a boyfriend to cut off, or for that matter a house to lock him out of. (Just kidding - I'm sure you're lovely)

I reiterate my previous post about this guy: get a Goddamn life.

oh god that monster is disgusting! it's probably an undeveloped animal foetus. just which animal idk...

i think it's sexy

I'm pretty sure that Brian has a life already - he's Brian Chan! C'mon. he's like a god of paper.

the fact that he can just make things like this in his spare time as a joke is pretty cool, I think...

Now if he did something lame like sit around in a basement playing world of warcraft, then he would need to be smacked, but I don't think that's the case here.

@13: Go to /po/, then do us papercrafters a favor and go be emo and cut yourself.

Also: I think that's pretty lulzy.

yeah right dumdum.It doesn't even LOOK like the Montauk monster.I'll belive you over my dead body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf!...that dont prove shit...yea people are quick to blame the government for everything..but people like you are quick to say somethings not real and believe what they want to believe..were you there when the pic was taken..no..have you seen one..no..show me real evidence and i'll believe you..but this bullshit paper excuse don't cut it.

that is really cool. is it wrong to find the monster 'cute'?

say the truth u are scared pussy

lol it was me so shove all this bullshit up ur ass