Aug 29 2008Is This A Swedish Sea Monster?
I dunno, it kind of looks like a rectangle humping a tapeworm.
A group of filmmakers claim to have successfully captured Sweden's legendary Great Lake Sea Monster (Storsjöodjuret), which is said to lurk in the waters of the Storsjön outside Östersund in northern Sweden.
"It clearly shows that it's warm and is made up of cells, otherwise our cameras wouldn't indicate red, so it can be a sea snake or some other kind of sea animal," said a female member of the film crew to Sveriges Television news in Jämtland.The effort to find the monster has generated a great deal of interest, with the American television network NBC planning to document the hunt.
Boy are they in for a surprise. You see, the Great Lake Sea Monster is actually SPOILER ALERT: my penis. I guess he wasn't joking when he said he was packing the balls and moving to Sweden. Wait, then what's....
UPDATE: An ear of baby corn.
Hit the jump for a video news report in Swedish.
Thanks Romeo, now let's go catch that bitch and have a good ol' fashioned fish-fry!
Reader Comments
1. Benjamin Tudino - August 29, 2008 9:52 AM
Frist!!!!
2. DigitalT - August 29, 2008 10:03 AM
Hmm...I feel obligated just for fun to say its the Goblin Shark. Haha nah, I have no idea.
3. Amaranth - August 29, 2008 10:06 AM
nice, its a footage of sperm
4. madjandle - August 29, 2008 10:19 AM
I was up in Ostersund not long ago and a lot of the locals have seen this monster, I however was not so lucky during my 10 day stay... =(
5. Fireballs - August 29, 2008 10:19 AM
Boy are they in for a surprise. You see, the Great Lake Sea Monster is actually SPOILER ALERT: my penis. I guess he wasn't joking when he said he was packing the balls and moving to Sweden. Wait, then what's....
UPDATE: An ear of baby corn...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLI love the way you write, please more!!!
6. Momboelitist - August 29, 2008 10:37 AM
Observer: Why the red box? I mean, these monsters are usually blurred or obscured enough.
Swedish lake monster guy: The red box is to make sure everyone could see where the monster is. We felt it was worth blocking it out for that purpose.
Observer: I have a game for you and your lake monster. It's called Hide and Go F%#k Yourself.
7. Icon - August 29, 2008 10:58 AM
I had sex in the lake. It's my fault. I'm sorry.
And by "had sex" I mean I masturbated furiously to the thought of lake monsters.
8. gingela5 - August 29, 2008 11:05 AM
Another week, another monster and #3 that's the exact same thing I was thinking--sperm footage.
9. Daisy - August 29, 2008 11:11 AM
Sop wIj bIQ'a' taH !
10. Nacon - August 29, 2008 11:12 AM
Chupacabra, montauk monster, bigfoot.... now this? Come on... get a life.
11. ak - August 29, 2008 11:26 AM
@Nacon
Ok, so let me get this straight....you come to a blog that posts funny stuff about random awesomeness, and you're pissed because they make too many write-ups about mythological beasts? Then you tell the writer to "get a life", because you're upset about reading about too many mythological beasts. WHO ARE YOU? What do you want? Hard hitting news?? Lighten up for f***s sake.
12. CaptainMorgan - August 29, 2008 11:48 AM
I thought all Swedish women were blond and hot? WTF is up with the news reporter in the studio at the beginning? Urkranian import?
13. bernard fleming - August 29, 2008 11:51 AM
Who is worse -
The wanker who writes a blog about goofy stuff, and makes beer money off the advertisements,
or
The wanker who reads the blog, and complains that it provides exactly what it advertises.
or
The wanker who criticizes Wanker #2 for criticizing Wanker #1?
or
The sexy ladykiller who takes a break betweeen sex and grave digging to identify the 3 wankers?
14. CaptainMorgan - August 29, 2008 11:52 AM
Actually, that's the famous "Captain's Log" from Captain Kirk. It's white due to old age...
15. Uncle Eccoli - August 29, 2008 12:16 PM
What's with the Klingon, Daisy?
16. Rik - August 29, 2008 1:04 PM
The guy said SEX at 1:18.
17. guate6 - August 29, 2008 2:02 PM
Yeah this thing looks nothing like a tapeworm, or a sperm. It's the real deal folks.
18. Thumperchica - August 29, 2008 2:49 PM
LMAO - "then I saw her Fin - now I'm a believer" tag is awesome!
19. Brianna - August 29, 2008 2:51 PM
Jesus Christ I love Swedish <3
20. FatBoy - August 29, 2008 2:58 PM
Am i seriously gonna be the first to call this thing a giant Swedish Fish Monster. yum swedish fish are friggin gross. i must consume some.
21. MUSCLES - August 29, 2008 4:17 PM
wow it looks like garbage or.. maybe even a sperm but i honestly doubt its the real deal..
whatever it is keep the mythical creature scandles coming.
22. dliup - August 29, 2008 4:56 PM
What wankers. Real film makers can make CLEAR pictures with today's technology. These wankers must just came out of their cave or something.
23. hollywood_hillbilly - August 29, 2008 5:20 PM
Krattor! This is what happens when lutefisk are allowed to live! Be sure to eat more. Javla Svenska, jag har eine bananen i mina byxor!
24. Amy - August 29, 2008 5:34 PM
It looks like they filmed a planerian swimming in the shallows of a pond, then did an extreme close-up to make it look fuzzy and obscure. Yeah, yeah, I'm one of those marine sci geeks who know what a planerian is. Shaddap.
25. Coolbeans - August 30, 2008 4:44 AM
looks like its just a huge clump of man jelly floating in the water. You know what that looks like from when you masturbate in the bath, everyone does it.
26. ErikHK - August 30, 2008 1:18 PM
#23: Thanks to you I will start to use the word "krattor" as a swear word from now on, I'm swedish myself btw.
27. Ellen - November 29, 2008 3:39 AM
#16: Sex actually means six. He's saying that they will go from 6 to 30 cameras in the lake.
28. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 5:24 AM
Hmm...I feel obligated just for fun to say its the Goblin Shark. Haha nah, I have no idea.