Aug 14 2008Husband Cheats On Wife, She Sells Condom Wrapper And Picture Of His Lover's Undies
Some guy cheated on his wife and was caught after he accidentally sent her a text message meant for his mistress. She came home, and the rest is soon to be penis-chopping history.
Once upon a time there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found evidence that the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed this very afternoon. This low life deceitful son-of-a-person ( I'm all for political correctness) blatantly denied that this event took place even though the evidence is irrefutable and is now up for auction on e-bay.
The woman is selling a picture of the "tart's" underwear and the used condom wrapper (size small) she discovered. She was originally selling the actual underwear, but eBay yanked the auction as you're not allowed to sell preworn underwear because that's freaking disgusting and a good way to catch malaria. Make sure to hit the auction link if you want to read a much, MUCH longer description of how the guy was busted. Current bidding is at $303 with 3 days remaining, and I have no idea why anybody would freaking pay that. But hey, if you're interested I'll sell you the lingerie section from a JCPenney catalog and an empty box of Trojans for the same price.
eBay Auction
Thanks Amanda and Matt, may you never have to post a similar auction.
Reader Comments
1. name - August 14, 2008 4:48 PM
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2. Derek - August 14, 2008 4:56 PM
"Once upon a time there was a women?"
No wonder he cheated on her, his mistress was probably an English teacher.
3. Samanthaaa - August 14, 2008 5:04 PM
Lol what the heck?
4. numb3rsix - August 14, 2008 5:09 PM
Current bidding at. 20k......
5. Sell Porn Make Money - August 14, 2008 5:17 PM
ah... hysterical and creepy all at once. Pure genius!
6. Amanda - August 14, 2008 5:46 PM
Haha awesome, wasn't sure you'd put this one up :-D
7. Amanda - August 14, 2008 5:53 PM
Holy shit its up to $24,100.00!
8. Sophie - August 14, 2008 6:04 PM
So....she's selling his Harley too??? ROFLMFAO
9. Amanda - August 14, 2008 6:24 PM
$1,000,766 =o
10. Konkey Dong - August 14, 2008 6:52 PM
god, this underwear is hideous and dirty as hell. i cant believe im actually wearing them!! =o
11. Resist Evil - August 14, 2008 6:56 PM
Over one million dollars with 3 days left?! Think it's a legit bidder? Because that's brilliant.
12. Test Tickles - August 14, 2008 7:07 PM
yea this is funny and sad and all, but seriously, why is anyone willing on paying so much for this??
13. Amanda - August 14, 2008 7:25 PM
$1,256,250.00 now, if she sells the hog aswell I'd love to see what that makes if a damn photo and condom wrapper can make that much!
14. Amanda - August 14, 2008 7:30 PM
$5,000,100
Deffo not serious bids, that is ridiculous.
15. ジェッシカ - August 14, 2008 7:47 PM
Yeah. No way ever that is a serious bid. :/
Hilarious, though.
16. KennyG - August 14, 2008 8:14 PM
Thats nucking futs
17. Nomi - August 14, 2008 8:15 PM
current bid 10 MILLION AU dollars!!!!
18. Amanda - August 14, 2008 8:18 PM
$25,000,100.00
19. Amanda - August 14, 2008 8:22 PM
Sorry make that $99,999,999.00
20. Derek - August 14, 2008 9:06 PM
Current bid:
$115,273,774.06 AU dollars.
21. Mr Smith - August 14, 2008 9:17 PM
The only time a man will cheat on a woman if she is a total cunt. What a selfish 'mistress' making him wear a condom. What a cunt.
22. kiki - August 14, 2008 10:24 PM
AMAZING!!!
23. c45j - August 14, 2008 11:46 PM
88 bids. wtf, stupid people.
24. Ade - August 15, 2008 12:57 AM
'What about these knickers then, what are they doing in our bed and whose are they', she asked thinking to herself, this will be good. She wasn't disappointed, as blatant as lies go, it was a classic. 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'.
EPIC WIN
25. Becca - August 15, 2008 1:46 AM
Man, this broad is CLASSY. I'm surprised she didn't go Lorena Bobbit on his ass, and inclue his "small friend" in the package
26. wtf - August 15, 2008 4:15 AM
Right now it's at AU $28,820.76 with 91 bids. Very very odd.
27. Typical Male - August 15, 2008 8:54 AM
Why is she blaming this on her man? It was obviously her fault, and since she wasn't satisfying him he moved onto the next broad. I applaud this man. She should have quit while she was ahead, made this gentleman a sandwich and joined in on the festivities.
28. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - August 15, 2008 9:19 AM
I do wonder what kind of person would actually bid on this?
29. gypsy - August 15, 2008 11:07 AM
It's not fair to blame either person without knowing the whole story. He could just be a cheating jerk, or maybe he had good reason, you don't know. Either way, I guess she won't be hurting for his income. . .
30. kano - August 15, 2008 12:22 PM
What was her ass supposed to look like in those underpants? A light purple with a smattering of veiny vines and diabetic-looking bruise flowers?
31. Fakeoid - August 16, 2008 6:36 AM
Over US$30,000 now...yeah right, clearly somebody is going to be a non-payer at the end of this.
32. Fakeoid Returns - August 16, 2008 6:39 AM
Oh yes, just look at the "percentage activity" on the high bidders....most are 50% to 100% activity witht he current seller. So, clearly a scam. This has been reported to eBay.
33. Heidi - August 16, 2008 10:53 AM
Dude! Have you looked at the current bid?? It's outrageous!!!! WTF?
34. Hell YEAH! - November 13, 2008 8:15 AM
Wtf? That is the absolute BEST eBay item explanation I have EVER read! More power to her, and I hope she makes a killing on the sale of the Harley. Thanks Geekologie Writer... I needed a good laugh!
35. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 1:55 AM
yea this is funny and sad and all, but seriously, why is anyone willing on paying so much for this??